#245 – The Makers of ‘The Hangover’
#243 – Perspective-Based Photography at Famous Landmarks
#239 – Talking About Joining the Army
#222 – Walking Between Train Carriages
#217 – Driving Like a Fucking Idiot
#214 – Complaining About Facebook
#213 – Other People’s Backyards
#201 – Palazzo Versace Australia
#199 – Decrying Corrupt FIFA Executives
#198 – Losing Weight for Summer
#195 - Impersonating someone who impersonated someone who impersonated Mark Read
#192 – Theoretical Cunnilingus (V-lick)
#191 – Angus Beef
#172 – Unsolicited Music Requests
#171 – Being a Pro Photographer
#163 – Executive Consultant Account Coordination Management
#162 – Footpaths Outside Nightclubs
#159 – Australia’s First Female Prime Minister
#156 – All Things Fast and/or Furious
#151 – Clashing With Reporters
#140 – Ill-Informed Analysis of the Qu’ran
#115 – Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton
#89 – Their Children on Facebook
#85 – Residential Property Investment
#74 – Border Security: Australia’s Front Line
#60 – Going to Work in the Mines
#59 – Joining Moronic Facebook Groups
#47 – “Fuck Off, We’re Full” Stickers
#44 – Weddings: The Buck’s/The Hen’s
#43 – Weddings: The Preparations
#39 – “Political Correctness Gone Mad”
#33 – The Australian Victory at Gallipoli
#23 – Locally Produced, Foreign Label Beer
#18 – Petrol Consumption as Recreation
#15 – Personalised Numberplates
#14 – Sexualising Their Children
#13 – Misspelling Their Kids’ Names
#10 – Last Year’s Designer Drug
#7 – Books; After the Film Release
#6 – Prefacing Racist Statements With “I’m not racist but…’
#4 – No Deposit, No Interest, No Repayments for 18 Months!
#2 – Buddhist Iconography as Home Furnishings
Speedboats with those monstrous great side bars for wakeboards, clogging up the Maroondah Highway. Bogan antennas!
Wakeboards.
Speedboats.
Subspecies of Bogan also known as Aggy, Ag student, B&S Bogue, Rednecked Hunting Voters, Any “woman” decked out in a Rugby jumper with “He licked his chin when I let him in” artfully daubed over it!
Sorry, but it does happen!!
Look around, everywhere you turn you’ll find them, they’re everywhere that you go
You try everything you can to escape
the bain of life that just grows (life that just grows)
When you’ve had a gutful and you need to be
In a place where they do not roam
I know a place where you can get away
it’s called the seafloor
And here’s what it’s for, so
C’mon Bogue
Let your stubby slip through your fingers
C’mon Bogue
As your body falls overboard now
You know you deserve it.
I fuckin’ ate bogans!
Things Bogans Like Likes #69 : Craig Thomson
Finally…A Socialist than CAN organise a Fuck in a Brothel.
Quite Simply our greatest Labor Politician since Keating.
He will be on Dancing with the Star with Shapelle in a few years,
So…you’re saying pretty much all of the things Aussies do/watch/listen to is Bogan? Is no-one safe from this label, then?
When you think about how our society is changing, the Bogan has become mainstream. Why? The closer we look at ourselves, the more we realise just how Bogan our culture is. Keep looking I say!
Perhaps the Authors of this website need to watch the following “documentary” to be at peace with the world…
http://www.theage.com.au/tv/Documentary/Hoon-Capital-4262604.html
Welcome to the new Australia.
Where is Nickelback?
Things Bogans Like Likes :
#25 : Australia’s Hottest Asylum Seeker.
http://www.dailylife.com.au/news-and-views/dl-opinion/are-you-australias-hottest-asylum-seeker-20120718-22aa6.html
Things Bogans like: Business Management degrees.
Calling people who use long words faggy and pompous. Thinking shakespeare wasnt too bright. Things bogans dont like; evolution as it suggests some of us may well not be on the stage of the evolutionary age.they are thankful for the age of abbreviations, in any time of human history someone who couldnt spell was considered retarded let us not use pc persuasions dissuade us from calling a spade a spade someone who cant master simple skills like spelling and arithmetic is plain stupid, them being a skilled gamer takes.nothing away from the fact it just disillusions us more.
Shane,
If I could enravel your sentenes enough to understand what you are trying to say then my comment would be more constructive. !
Shane,
… or calling the ‘long words’ poofta tawk.
Just found a new one. Bogans love screaming abuse at cyclists, and anything to do with cycling, cycleways etc.
Road Rage is already on the list
hi guys..what about Gay Bogans..y’know the type, they went to public schools and ALWAYS talk about glamorous Europeon capitals and bogan clothing brands.
With over 250 TBL’s on the list, maybe it’s time to calculate how bogan we are. I would consider myself not to be a bogan, but definitely like some of the things on the list, which would actually make me somewhat bogan. Let’s face it, all Australians are bogan to some degree. If I ended up liking 10% of the list, I would score a bogan factor 10. However, given that part of what makes a bogan are the reasons why and how it likes its things, we could possibly give quarter or half points for some TBL’s i.e. I like #232 Bundaberg Rum, however I never drink it with Coca-Cola, so I’ll take a 0.5 of a bf point….I’ll start calculating now!
18/253…that’s a bogan factor of 7 or 7% bogan! Some of my bogan traits are for the patriotic buzz I get from buying Australian made and goods and driving a Holden Commodore (lost half a bf point for not modifying it or having Chev badges), drinking the odd Bundy, liking the fact I have a formal lounge room, liking the Underbelly series, having a Buddah on the bookshelf, having pushed my kids around in a big pram, only eating mild curries (can’t do hot since a Chicken Madras from a curry house on Brick Lane, London caused the China Syndrome in my digestive tract, resulting in my arsehole catching fire) and trying to persuade Mrs Nelson to perform #124 for my birthday last year.
Hi Nelson, maybe it’s a bit like being a “Claytons” Bogan:
- “the (somewhat) Bogan you are when you’re not really a (full-blown) Bogan?”
(includes preventing one’s arsehole from catching on fire).
Or a perhaps a case of “not what you do, but how you do it”
(includes Holdens/Bundy/Buddah/bigprams/formal lounges/Underbelly/#1 – #2534546 and preventing one’s arsehole from catching on fire).
Bali and Laos
I would like to nominate the “Wedding Candy Buffet” also known as the “Lolly Bar” a frightfully tacky smorgasbord of sweet treats for wedding guests. They usually are accompanied by signs saying things like – “Life is sweet, Take a treat”
One word in your comment encompases the comcept. “Tacky”
!!
TBL #1050409333
Living in denial of overpopulation.
http://www.onlineopinion.com.au/view.asp?article=9283&page=1
Actually no that’s a libtard thing isn’t it. So therefore libtards are bogans.
“LOL”.
The latest offering from the Victorian chapter of Bogans Australia: http://www.news.com.au/national/mobs-racist-tirade-against-bus-passenger-caught-on-camera/comments-fndo4eg9-1226520297129
Frankston, who’d have thunk it.
Hi, love this site. So funny, yet sadly, so true. Not sure if this is a new suggestion for TBL but I know they bug the shite out of me … those godawful ‘My Family’ stickers you see plastered all over Shaz and Daz’s SUV.
Frankston simply can’t turn Frankston into a parody of Frankston fast enough.
Putting ‘Chevy’ badges on their “Aussie built Holdens.”
I can’t see Aldi shoppers on this list? Surely other people have experienced the horror of guests bringing Aldi food and drink to a party. You want to hide the good stuff or ban them for that matter.
Where’s Lite ‘n Easy?
- Playboy stickers (usually on small ‘hairdresser’ type cars driven by …stockier chicks.
- Juicy Couture tracksuits.
- Beginning a majority of sentences with some variant of ‘fuck’ – e.g.: “Fuck. Just got done by that fucking speed camera”, *out driving, on the way home from a barbie at Dazza’s* “Fuck. Cops. I think I’ve had a few too many *nostril snort giggle*”.
- Cashed up bogans decking out in a big fuck off mansion (in the suburbs), fitted with a big fuck off FWD parked next to either a yellow Monaro or blue XR8, complete with a big fuck off 20ft boat in the driveway and a couple of trail bikes on a trailer – Kitted up ready for a “trip up the shack” on the Murray or the ‘Golb’n’ for the weekend.
- Regroth in desperate need of colouring.
- iPhones (I should list this one twice!) and claiming that they’re “the best phone ever” whilst not actually being able to explain why (Android ftw!)
- Calling an iPhone an ‘iPhone’. It’s a fucking phone!
- Living on Facebook and/or Twitter.
- Wearing lipliner without lipstick usually coupled with a Snooki bouffant. This is typical of a 90′s clubgoer.
Text language (including the redefining of spelling – possibly out of illiteracy) – “Gawd”, “Ghey”, “just sayin’”, “I lol’d”, “smtyms i dnt knw wt da go iz”.
- Deliberate bad grammar, as one thinks it’s “cool”.
- RM Willams bull head stickers on the rear window.
- Aussie “love it or get the fuck out” stickers (in close vicinity the the RM Williams bullshead, ‘Fuck off we’re full’ sticker, the Souther Cross sticker and those incessantly annoying family stickers.
- Bragging about Bali and how awesome Kuta and its nightlife is. (Cashed up bogans have to holiday somewhere!!)
Also nostril *sniffs*. A loud, long sniff when passing by, or wanting to pass by? Perhaps the nostrils are a device to replace the spoken word esp if ones brain’s not much chop? Hubs thinks it’s from all the coke.
Yeah I hate those carnts, they sniff when you walk past each other, I’d like to punch them in the head, but I just sniff back. Morons.
#Drama (and more drama … the more ‘dramas’ the better … starting them, fuelling them and endin’ ‘em …
#Death Threats (over the most inane things)
#Believing their own Bullshit
#Parking on other people’s nature strips/dumping rubbish in other people’s nature strips/letting their dogs turds land on other people’s nature strips
#Having no regard for Nature
Bagging out bogans is the most boganny thing of all you poor ignorant bogan fools!
Home shoppin’ network and Ebay
Photography. Taking shit pictures and whacking their “watermark” on it like anyone is going to steal their images.
Saying “If a white person said that they be called racist!” at every opportunity. And then bleating on about reverse racism and how white people are more oppressed than anyone else despite evidence to the contrary.
Libtard.
this isn’t true, they aren’t as bad as you think, they are actually really nice people, my uncle’s one, and he is awesome, has a respectable job, and makes an effort to be polite when he’s out or on holiday’s
what about sea shepherd? Bogans everywhere in Perth are displaying these stickers on there cars. Its the perfect way to support the enviroment without lifting a finger and indulge in thinly veiled racism towards the japanese
Being a live studio audience member
This is site is so irrelevant now, bogan Is so overused now by the media or writers’ trying to be controverial for a fleeting moment where maybe a thousand readers and subscribers follow saying good job outing bogans, or bogans like this too, everyone is starting a web site on bogan topics, yesterdays news people, find another thing to rag on and move on, its a all an attempt to cover and convince others that they aren’t insecure of there own positions in life, and really the bogan has won no one is talking about the person writing the stuff, just my two cents