List updated 5/1/11!
It’s been decided that the sheer volume of offensively named offspring necessitates its own dedicated page. So here it is. Please submit your suggestions! The original blog entry about the bogan’s love of ridiculous child names can be found here.
Caution: The next person to recount “Le-a” or “Abcde” as a bogan baby name will be shot.
| Aalivyah |
| Aayden |
| Abbergale |
| Abbey |
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Abercrombie
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| Abrielle |
| Achillies |
| Acid |
| Ad’m |
| Addison Jorja |
| Aden |
| Airy-Anne |
| Aiysiah |
| Ajuka |
| Akelan |
| Alachai |
| Alarah |
| Alashanee |
| Alaysha |
| Albamakarla |
| Aleah |
| Aleczander |
| Aleece |
| Aliesha |
| Alira |
| Alivia |
| Alixzander |
| Allesia |
| Allure |
| Alula |
| Alycesaundra |
| Amarly |
| Amarni |
| Ambah |
| Americus |
| Anakin |
| Anfernee |
| Anferny |
| Annakey |
| Annaley |
| Antwonet |
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Appelonia
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| Aprel |
| Ararahbella |
| Archah |
| Ark Tribe |
| Arkasha |
| Arki |
| Arliek |
| Armahnni |
| Armani |
| Aron |
| Ashaleigh |
| Ashlee |
| Ashleigh |
| Ash-Leigh |
| Ashlyn |
| Ashtyn |
| Asiah |
| Aubree |
| Aubrei |
| Audua |
| Autum |
| Avah |
| Avalon |
| Awesome |
| Axe |
| Ayasha |
| Ayden |
| Ayva |
| Bacardee |
| Badi |
| Baeley |
| Bailee |
| Banjo Rocket |
| Bastien |
| Bayden |
| Baylen |
| Bbeeccaa |
| Beeanchor |
| Beejay |
| Bellanaysha |
| Belynda |
| Berlinder |
| Beyonce-Jaye |
| Bhronty |
| Blade |
| Blaik |
| Blayde |
| Blayden |
| Blayton |
| Blayze |
| Blu |
| Bluede |
| Boadicea |
| Bodie |
| Braelane |
| Brandun |
| Brathan |
| Bray |
| Brayden |
| Braydyn |
| Breeanah |
| Breeyanah |
| Brianan |
| Bri-Anne |
| Briarna |
| Brie |
| Briella |
| Brilee |
| Brilee-Alaska |
| Britnee |
| Brock |
| Brock Peter |
| Brooklyn |
| Browdyn |
| Bryannee |
| Brylee |
| Brynnleah |
| Brytnee |
| Brytney |
| Buzzby |
| Byden |
| Bylinda |
| Cadyern |
| Cailey |
| Calaeb |
| Calais |
| Calape |
| Calcypher |
|
Canduss
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| Caprhyse |
| Caprice |
| Caramel |
| Caughtneigh |
| Cavey |
| Caylee |
| Cayleigh |
| Ceazyr-Czar |
| Champsee |
| Chanel |
| Chaos |
| Chardonnay |
| Charismatage |
| Charlatte |
| Charlee |
| Charleigh |
| Charlot |
| Charmain |
| Charnel |
| Chayce |
| Chaylarna |
| Chayne |
| Cheltzie |
| Cheri-Lee |
| Chervaun |
| Cheslea |
| Chevelle |
|
Chevone
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| Chevy |
| Cheyenne |
| Chilly |
| Chloee |
| Chloi |
| Chloie |
| Chontelle |
| Chyvon |
| Cialla |
| Cienna |
| Clauren |
|
Cloe
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| Cobi |
| Cona |
| Coopa |
| Cortina |
| Coupe |
| Courtnee |
| Cristel |
| Cuda Force |
| Curacoa |
| Cyennah |
| D’Lilah |
| D’ne |
| Daffa |
| Daklan |
| Dakoda |
| Dakota |
| Dakota-Pheonix |
| Dallas |
| Danah |
| Danger |
| Dannika |
| Dan-yel |
| Danyella |
| Danyelle |
| Darcie |
| Darcoda |
| Darshan |
| Daylon |
| Dazhara |
| Decklyn |
| Deezel |
| Deja |
| Deklyn |
| Denyll |
| Denz’l |
| Destinee |
| Destiny-Rose |
| Dhakota |
| Diammond Sparckle |
| Diesel |
| Diezel |
| Dijon |
| Dillan |
| Dillon |
| Dimple |
| Dior |
| Dirtee |
| Djcynta |
| Djuke |
| Drifter-Cash |
| Druzai |
| Dujour |
| Dursley |
| Dustee |
| Dusty Rayne |
| Dymond |
| Eathen |
| Ebonni |
| Edenn |
| Eirriinn |
| Elease |
| Elektra |
| Ellanie-May |
| Elodie |
| Ember |
| EmmaLee |
| Emmalee |
| Emmasyn |
| Emmavieve |
| Enessa |
| Eren |
| Erlinda |
| Evo |
| Exavier |
| Eyzach |
| Fantasya |
| Feebee |
| Feebi |
| Felisha |
| Finette |
| Foxx |
| Frolic |
| Gage |
| Gaison |
| Genesis |
| Genisis |
| Genna |
| Graydon |
| Haegan |
| Haidyn |
| Haighleigh |
| Halee |
| Halen |
| Hani |
| Harisyn |
| Harlea |
| Harlee |
| Harleigh |
| Harley |
| Harli |
| Harmoni |
| Harrison |
| Harrisyn |
| Harvie |
| Harvie Che |
| Hathor |
| Haylaa |
| Hayleigh |
| Haze |
| Hendrix |
| Hippy |
| Holden |
| Hollee |
| Hudson |
| Huntah |
| Hunter Blade |
| Hurtle |
| Indea-Bleu |
| Indiana |
| Indikah |
| Indya |
| Indyanna |
| Irin |
| Isabellah |
| Isobelle |
| Issabella |
| Izacc |
| Izach |
| Izack |
| Izak |
| Iziyah |
| Jacey |
| Jack Daniel |
| Jacklean |
| Jacksen |
| Jadzia |
| Jaeger |
| Jaeson |
| Jaguar |
| Jahzara |
| Jahzara Alice Izabelah |
| Jai |
| Jai-zeke |
| Jakayla Jaye |
|
Jakksyn
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| Jamarah |
| Jamiroquai |
| Janayah |
| Janeka |
| Jaq |
| Jarolme |
| Jarrahson |
| Jarynon |
| Jasaideez |
|
Jaunelle
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| Jaxom |
| Jaxon |
| Jaxson |
| Jaxxon |
| Jaycen |
| Jaycene |
| Jayde |
| Jayden |
| Jaydenn |
| Jayge |
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Jayk
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| Jayke |
| Jayla |
| Jaylah |
| Jayleigh |
| Jay-mee |
| Jaymen |
| Jaymez |
| Jaymz |
| Jazabel |
| Jazmin |
| Jazzmyn |
| Jden |
| Jekope |
| Jemmah |
| Jeni-Fa |
| Jeremih |
| Jesika |
| Jesinta |
| Jessiika |
| Jessykah |
| Jett |
| Jettlyn |
| Jezycka |
| Jhamasyn |
| Jhett |
| Jhorja |
| Jinja |
| Joash |
| JoeBoi |
| Jonay |
| Jordyn |
| Jorja |
| Jorjah |
| Jorjha |
| Joshur |
| Jotham |
| Jovi |
| Justyn |
| Jyarna |
| Jyden |
| Jyssica |
| K’iaani |
| Kade |
| Kaden |
| Kadina |
| Kaedynce |
| Kahlea |
| Kahlua |
| Kahly |
| Kaiden |
| Kailah |
| Kailee |
| Kaine |
| Kaitee |
| Kalais |
| Kalani |
| Kallen |
| Kamahlee |
| Kameera |
| Kane |
| Karlii |
| Karrina |
| Karsan |
| Kash |
| Kason |
| Kaspa |
| Kassidy |
| Katelyn |
| Kateysha |
| Katishya |
| Katysha |
| Kaycee |
| Kaydee |
| Kaylaa |
| Kayle |
| Kaylee |
| Kayleigh |
| Kayley |
| Kaylum |
| Kaysahn |
| Kdn |
| Keanu |
| Keegie |
| Keeley |
| Keellii |
| Keetah Mae |
| Keian |
| Keighlyn |
| Keilee |
| KeiraLee |
| Keisha |
| K-Ell |
| Kennedi |
| Keonie |
| Kequila |
| Kerille |
| Keryl |
| Ketita |
| Keyarnie |
| Keyon |
| Khai |
| Khayleigh |
| Khayte |
| Khe Sanh |
| Kheanon |
| Khloe |
| Khobi |
| Khodii |
| Kholan |
| Khyal |
| Khyber |
| Kia Maria |
| Kiah |
| Kiarna |
| Kiarni |
| Kiarrah |
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Kif
|
| Killem |
| Kimelle |
| Kitana |
| Klaneesha |
| Klowee |
| Koady |
| Kobie |
| Kolbee |
| Kolbhy-Jai |
| Kollah |
| Kollah-Jade |
| Koopa |
| Kortnee |
| Kory |
| Kowen |
| Kragen |
| Krisma |
| Kristapha |
| Kruze |
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Kryseteyen
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| Krystobelle |
| Kwenten |
| Kyah |
| Kyden |
| Kyeisha |
| Kymberleigh |
| Kynan |
| Kyra Zarli |
| Kyrsharni |
| Kyson |
| Kyteisha |
| Kyya |
| Lacy |
| Laiken |
| Laria |
| Lattrell |
| Laurah |
| Lavena |
| Layceeh |
| Lazarhys |
| Leeyanne |
| Leigh-Anne |
| Leighlani |
| Lei-Lani |
| Lerlinda |
| Lily-Rose |
| Lindita |
| Linkin |
| Linkon |
| LNE |
| Lockie |
| Locklan |
| Logon |
| Logyn |
| Lokhlan |
| Lucious |
| Lynlee |
| Lyrique |
| Macaela |
| Mackaylah |
| Mackennziee |
| Mackley |
| Macon |
| Macsim |
| Macushla |
| Madalyn |
| Maddalyn |
| Maddison |
| Maddisson |
| Maddisyn |
| Madisun |
| Madisyn |
| Maffew |
| Mai |
| Makayla |
| Makitalena |
| Maksymilian |
| Makyla |
| Makynli |
| Malakai |
| Maleeka |
| Maliq |
| Mallachi |
| Malleah |
| Mallee |
| Malona |
| Marrs |
| Maryse |
| Maschelle |
| Mathilda |
| Matika |
| Mattyray |
| Matylda |
| Maverick |
| Mavrik |
| Max-Ine |
| McKayla |
| McLaren |
| Meea |
| Melena |
| Melissah |
| Memphis |
| Mercedes |
| Mersaydees |
| Mheyson |
| Micaela |
| Micaylah |
| Michana |
| Mignonne |
| Mihaila |
| Mikaela |
| Mikailey |
| Mikayla |
| Mikaylah |
| Mikella |
| Mikhaila |
| Mikhayla |
| Milan |
| Miley |
| Minx |
| Minyon |
| Mirabel |
|
Mishaley
|
| Mishelle |
| Miskaela |
| Mitchyl |
| Mizty |
| MLE (emily) |
| Monaro Brock |
| Moneesha |
| Monishe |
| Montana |
| Montanna |
| Mykenzie |
| mykhal |
| Myki |
| Mylie |
| Myson |
| Mystique |
| Nafan |
| Nakeisha |
| Nakia |
| Narnia |
| Nashayleah |
| Nastasjia |
| Nayeli |
| Nayomey |
| Neo |
| Nevaeh |
| Nikohl |
|
Noami
|
| Notorious |
| Nox |
| Nyah |
| Nykarla |
| Nyoka |
| O’Shearnia |
| Oakley |
| Oardry |
| Ocean |
| Oii Niinjaa |
| Ondray |
| Onjalique |
| Opal |
| Optavia |
| Orianna |
| Ornree |
| Oroton |
|
Oskah
|
| Owasin |
| Ozcah |
| Pacey |
| Paeton |
| Paikea |
| Peyton |
| Phelicity |
| Phenyox |
| Pheonuh |
| Phoenix |
| Pistol |
| Porscha |
| Porschea-Grace |
| Porsha |
| Prada |
| Pricillia |
| Princess |
| Princ’ess |
| Q’Dell |
| Quade |
| Quenal |
| Quintynn |
| Rafferti |
| Rainii |
| Raphaelle |
| Rauri |
| Real |
| Rebel |
| Reef |
| Refinement |
| Reilly |
| Rennay |
| Revel |
| Rheid |
| Rhiley |
| Rhyannon |
| Rhyanon |
| Rhyleah |
| Rhylee |
| Rhyley |
| Rhylie |
| Rian |
| Ricca-Donna |
| Rickee |
| Rocket |
| Rogue |
| Royal |
| Royel |
| Royrie |
| Rybekkah |
| Rydan |
| Ryeli |
| Rylan |
| Rylee |
| Ryley |
| Rylie |
| Salacia |
| Salena |
| Sammual |
| Samuyl |
| Sanita |
| Saphron |
| Sapphire |
| Sareena |
| Sassica |
| Savannah |
| Saxon |
| Schapelle |
| Scheyzelle |
| Seanna |
| Senee |
| Seril-an |
| Sesimi |
| Seven |
| Shadeaux |
| Shae-leigh |
| Shaenequa |
| Shakara |
| Sham |
| Shamarna |
| Shanae |
| Shanaye |
| Shanelle |
| Shaniqua |
| Shan-iya |
| Shannae |
| Shannay |
| Shantaeya |
| Shantii |
| Shaqiel |
| Shaq-Kayla |
| Sharaya |
| Sharaz |
| Sharlet |
| Sharlieene |
| Sharlise |
| Sharn |
| Sharnara-Imogen |
| Shar-Neik |
| Sharnia |
| Sharnielle |
| Sharntelle |
| Shar-One |
|
Shaunay
|
| Shauntelle |
| Shayanne |
| Shayden |
| Shekinah |
| Shelloise |
| Shervena |
| Sheynelle |
| Shiarna |
| Shiraz |
| Shondell |
| Shontay |
| Shontel |
| Shyann |
| SiaDavid |
| Sienna |
| Sierra |
| Sierra-Leonie |
| Sindi |
| Skarlette |
| Skyee |
| Skyelah |
| Skyla |
| Skylah |
| Skylen |
| Slade |
| Sofie |
| Solita |
| Sophee |
| Speed |
| Spida |
| Stalin |
| Starr |
| Stealth |
| Stealth Wolfe |
| Stoli |
| Storm |
| Storme |
| Subrina |
| Sumher |
| Summah |
| Sundeigh |
| Swayde |
| Syanne |
| Sygonn Chaleece |
| T’Lea |
| Taelah |
| Tagen |
| Tahira |
| Tahleia |
| Tahli |
| Tahlianne |
| Tahlyn |
| Tahmykkha |
| Tahnee |
| Tahnee-Lee |
| Tahnika |
| Taio |
| Taiven |
| Takenhi |
| Takylah |
| Taleesha |
| Taleigha |
| Taleisha |
| Taliesin |
| Taliyah |
| Tallulah |
| Talon |
| Tamarli |
| Tameekah |
| Tameka-Jane |
| Tamika |
| Tammika |
| Tamyn |
| Tanaya |
| Taneesha |
| Tanicka |
| Tanika |
| Tannaya |
| Tanysha |
| Tarjge |
| Taryn |
| Tashana |
| Taya |
| Tayah |
| Taydon |
| tayha arcadia |
| Tayisa |
| Tayla |
| Taylah |
| Taylar |
| Tayluh |
| Tayte |
| Teak |
| Tearne |
|
Teejay
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| Teighlor |
| Teila |
| Teinysha |
| Teizha |
| Tekayla |
| Tekelle |
| Tekyra |
| Teleah |
| Teleshia |
| Temeika |
| Tempress |
| Tenannah |
| Teneesha |
| Tenisha |
| Tennielle |
| Tennille |
| Tequila-Sunrise |
| Terahlee |
| Termicka |
| Tezzina |
| Thalia-Star |
| Thyler |
| Tiarn |
| Tiarna |
| Tiarne |
| Tiarney-Rae |
| Tiaska |
| Tiffanee |
| Tiffany Crystal |
| Tiffany Diamond |
| Tiger |
| Timiny |
| Tiphanee |
| Tomahawk |
| Torana |
| Torianna-Sharisse |
| Torren |
| Traevion |
| Trek |
| Treston |
| Trey-Rose |
| Trigger |
| Trinity |
| Trintie |
| Triyztan |
| Tuart |
| Tye |
| Tyenikah |
| Tyger |
| Tylah |
| Tyla-Jaydye |
| Tylarr |
| Tyleigh |
| Tylytha-Mae |
| Tynille |
| Tyreece |
| Tyriek |
| Tyzon |
| Valeciaa |
| Van |
| Vegas |
| Vienna |
| Viper |
| Vronique |
| Wynter |
| Xac |
| Xaiden |
| Xaike |
| Xakary |
| Xal (pronounced Crystal) |
| Xavia |
| Xianna |
| Xiantell |
| Ximena |
| Xoe |
| Xylia |
| Yasinta |
| Zaac |
| Zackery |
| Zaharli Indyanah Megg |
| Zahli |
| Zahrie |
| Zaiden |
| Zain |
| Zakary |
| Zali |
| Zamba |
| Zantasia |
| Zari |
| Zavier |
| Zavier Strong |
| Zaydan |
| Zaylee |
| Zaylen |
| Zeeden |
| Zefflyn |
| Zeldon |
| Zenifa |
| Zephyr |
| Zero |
| Zheeva |
| Zhen-nee |
| Ziaire Jaymz |
| Ziare |
| Zilyah |
| Zowe |
| ZowiMitchyl |
| Zye |
Any and all names that are lifted from celebrities – i.e. Brooklyn, Romeo & Cruise.
Just came accross a ripper in a news article about a shonky real estate deal in Melbourne. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…”Danyul”.
These names are a cry for help, people. Where’s your humanity??
What’s That ?
Bit of public parenting going on in Bunnings tonight. Mum’s death-squeal filled the entire hectare of store: ‘D’Artagnan! D’Artagnan! Where the f*ck are you ya little c*nt! Get ‘ere, now. D’Artagnan’. I felt like David Attenborough, creeping down the aisle, looking for the tell-tale tramp stamp. I was not disappointed.
Here come the anti-vaccination freaks
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/immunisation-debate-splits-communities/story-fni0cx4q-1226640032117
The print version of this article mentioned a little girl called Nimawai.
New one: Aaleyah
Poor kid at the park called Coda. “As in music?”, I asked in bewilderment. Well, yes – but mother bogan just liked the sound of it. Just as well she didn’t like the sound of, say, gangrene. Or moron.
And then there’s Kviiilin, evidently a real name – and pronounced Caitlyn, in case you’re wondering. Think about it….
Hi Like,
That is realy Kool !!
Maybe she could have called the “spawn”; “Ihaveastupidmum” pronunced “Ivastumunn” ? ? ?
Or Muy mum is a dum ass?
pronunced Mumaduss ie mum ah duss ??
Hey
Way to go ????
repetitive pain inflicted slowmo from the middle ages
Well done Luke. That second one is mildly clever, although, on the basis that a fair dinkum bogan would never be bright enough to work something like that out, I strongly suspect that you have come up with it, whether it be your own construction or the result of a group effort!
Mrs hanibal today came across this iteration of Cougar
Koogah.
Hmmmmm
Glad I do not have a blind date with that one !!! Maybe that is what blind date means ???
My ex-high school music teacher has a cake-making business which she manages at home and her facebook page showcasing all her work for children’s parties is a treasure trove of names. So far, we have:
Birthday cookies for ‘Aydin’
Bumblebee cookies for ‘Ayman’
A big pink cake for ‘Ariyanah’
Cookies for ‘Alara’, which are similar to the ones for ‘Asya’
Train shaped cookies for ‘Kaysan’, as well as a three-tiered, 30kg cake topped with a blue train
The worst part? All of those sweet treats are for the birthday boy/girl’s FIRST birthday. Her clientele’s poor choice of baby’s names aside, my teacher makes amazing cakes….
Aydin is a very normal, common boys name inTurkey.
The kid was quite likely a Turk.
Ryda, Havok, Axel, Pippa
Pippa isn’t too bad. It’s been a nickname for Phillipa forever.
Axel is also a common European name (only butchered by Axl Rose). But Havok is particularly revolting. I’m only glad they didn’t start with “Wreaking”, although any mis-spelling of THAT word would be “Reeking Havok”…..
and when baby Havok cries, the parents are unlikely to be quoting Shakespeare and saying “Cry Havoc! and let loose the dogs of war!”
If you have no cultural references from history, the arts and literature etc some names eg Pippa, Axel, Aymen (popular name in the Middle East) etc etc and many on this site may sound made up therefore bogan.