#47 – “Fuck Off, We’re Full” Stickers

14 12 2009

The Bogan loves its car, and the Bogan loves putting bumper stickers on its car. A sentiment that has been distilled into a few short words appeals to the Bogan’s belief that the universal order is fundamentally simple to grasp, which is convenient since its past experiences of thinking about things too hard have proven frustrating and ultimately unrewarding. Perhaps this explains why the Bogan can sustain the conviction that Australia’s landmass of 7,617,930 square kilometres cannot physically accommodate any more than its current population of just over 22 million people.

This idea is perplexing, but the Bogan appears to believe it firmly enough to plaster it on the back of its beloved car. Believing Australia is fatally overcrowded, one does wonder why the Bogan pumped out three kids in the last two and half years, and this is yet another example of the kind of fascinating contradictions constantly thrown up by the phenomenon of Boganism.

At the risk of doing TBL readers’ work for them, the sticker makes a lot more sense when you look at it this way: Australia is not ‘full’ as far as the Bogan’s own kind is concerned – the message is intended for foreign immigrants, particularly asylum seekers. The Bogan is not racist, but believes that immigrants (only the brown ones, of course,) don’t ‘assimilate’, by which it means they don’t become Bogans. Naturally, the Bogan has never actually met a refugee before, and bases this opinion solely on something Aaron was saying in between mouthfuls of beef and black bean the other night. One of the most illustrative insights into the Bogan’s confounding pathology is that the Bogan claims to like each and every brown person it has ever chanced to meet, yet continues to maintain the opinion that every single other brown person is some kind of hybrid of Osama Bin Laden and Idi Amin.

To its marginal credit, and despite the fact that the Bogan drives about with a racist statement on the back of its car, a true Bogan is unlikely to be a member of an active white supremacist hate group. That would mean straying too far outside of the warm, cradling mainstream, and besides, their meetings clash with Two And a Half Men. Also to its credit is the accurate grammar and syntax of the printed sentiment.

No, the “Fuck Off, We’re Full” sticker is racism-as-automotive-adornment, a nod and a wink to other racist Bogans – “yes, I’m a racist too, it’s OK, you belong. Now please admire my sick rims”.

*UPDATE*

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14 12 2009
Tone

It would be nice if there was a ‘Fuck On, We’re Empty’ sticker to counterbalance. However, one suspects that the type of person that wears this sentiment on their sleeve would be loathe to put such a sticker on their vehicle in the first place. That, and bumper stickers on pushbikes and train carriages just look silly.

14 12 2009
Norman

Peter Costello already said, “One for you, for for your spouse and one for the country”

And remember, the adjuration needs to be accompanied by the flag (oops , The Flag, must use caps to emphasise the love and respect).

14 12 2009
Ghengis

There is a T-shirt with that phrase: http://tinyurl.com/y8jhssd

23 12 2009
Stephanie

There is a pretty big “Fuck On, We’re Empty” facebook group. Pretty sure it has more members than the “Fuck Off, We’re Full” group too.

2 02 2010
bleh bleh

not that i’m a bogan or anything but CAN australia actually cope with that many more people? theres basically no fucking water here, all the tiny little green parts around the edges are as inhabited as they can be without chopping them all down and without buying a mcmansion theres shit all to live in… probably if bogans could comprehend this they would use such reasons to validate said “un”-racist prejudices, but in my opinion the complete opposite could be potentially even more retarded (in the absence of an effective government at any/all levels). Actually thats unfair; i say continue opening borders to skilled and peace-seeking immigrants, instead dole check comes with free (non-optional) sterilisation??!!!

16 04 2010
The Trav

Mandatory sterilization for the economically disadvantaged, huh? How progressive of you. You may want to hope you’re never retrenched.

11 03 2011
Nik

Japan is 70% mountainous and has a population of about 127 000 000 in an area about 1.5 x the size of Victoria. It’s also fundamentally better than Australia in every way.

31 05 2011
Well go live there

Nik if you reckon your statement is fact then, go live there and glow in the dark.

8 07 2011
*facepalm*

haha typical bogan statement…

neglecting the fact that radioactive substances don’t ACTUALLY glow in the dark… that is the stuff of comic books 😉

16 07 2011
James Ennever

Japan does get most of its food from over seas though, And overpopulation in genral is a roblem, forced sterilisation of pre year ten leavers?

10 09 2010
Welcome Refugees

We’ve made some stickers in response to these that you can order through our website and various locations around Perth. The two designs we have are “Welcome. There’s plenty of room” and “I Welcome Refugees and I Vote”.

We’re selling these for 50c which is just below cost. More info at our website – welcomerefugees.org.

31 10 2010
Greg

Just checked outside and there’s no one in my street. The street next door appears empty as well. After 4pm all coffee machines this side of Adelaide’s CBD are being cleaned. From here in your only hope of viewing a person would be to wait near one of our cultural precints; ie the 24 hour adult bookshop, BP on the Run for those on the run, or of course the pokie haven, which is the last refuge for those unwanted coins that used to be pumped into phone boxes for late night calls. Now even they’ve gone.

Please wake me up when the invasion occurs. I’m tired of cooking my own food and having to fix things. Or waiting for taxis that don’t turn up, and when they do, paying a fare that’d easily cover a flight to Melbourne.

23 02 2012
mark

That`s ok the invasion will occur when the Chinese get sick of having to pay for our mineral resources and just take us over, after all we are a big country and not doing anything with it. Hu jing tao will sort us out. You Stupid Australians will know what it is like to bow. ha hahahahaa

25 11 2010
Ash - Corporate Lawyer cum Lingerie Model

I have one – on my VT Commodore, no less. It’s confused a few bogans before.

26 12 2010
Ash - Maxxtreme To The Maxx

I have one of those next to my Southern Cross sticker. On a Commodore.

It causes maxxtreme cognitive dissonance for bogans when they see it.

14 12 2009
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. I need the equivalent sticker (or I should say, stickers) for my fleet of European automobiles that reference Toorak, as opposed to Australia.

14 12 2009
Daniel

I saw a country ute, with horns, rifle rack, giant Bundy stickers, and loads of countyr pubs stickers – at Sydney airport long term carpark. Clearly he wasn’t a local but had come to the big smoke for some reason or other.
It had the big “Australia – fuck off we’re full” sticked on the back window.
I ripped out the master city map page from my Sydney UBD (superceded by GPS) and in texta wrote “fuck off we’re full” on it and left it under his wiper. Then I ran away 🙂

14 12 2009
Kaiks

I see your intention and applaude your efforts. But I think the driver may have taken it as a gesture of support, they might have thought you were agreeing.
Well done though, I can’t do anything but cringe.

29 06 2013
bob

Always best to be concise and too the point. In your case a permanent marker on the windscreen with his slogan would have been salient.

14 12 2009
berihebi

Saw one of those stickers the other day for the first time. Quite disturbing.

14 12 2009
Anonymous Bosch

I hadn’t seen one before last week either, and I’m in Wagga Wagga, which is about as Bogan as you can get.

I was at the traffic lights at the underpass, and noticed it on the Ute in front of me. Directly behind them, a landcruiser carrying an Indian Family. The resulting Cultural Cringe of Embarrassment thrust me back into my seat.

Did the Bogans ever stop to think that if all the immigrants did ‘Fuck Off’, then who would look after little Jaxson’s broken arm the next time he hurt himself doing donuts on his mini petrol-operated 4×4 scooter, because our town mainly has Asian, Indian or African doctors, (since, unlike Bogan children, they actually work damn hard at school to better themselves).

14 12 2009
Indi

Bulls-eye! A theme I can warm to as a rural resident. Why can’t bogans provide their own professionals? Is it because bogan kids who do make it to university to become doctors, generally want to keep running as far and as fast as they can? Or do none of them make it in the first place?

14 12 2009
Anonymous Bosch

If they put any effort into school at all, it’s purely into Sport: where thickheads with behavioural problems can excel. It was never the smart, pleasant kids who tried out for the NRL selectors each year.

15 12 2009
Kat

It’s because nobody wants to live in the country.

15 12 2009
Indi

Well, not strictly true, just not enough doctors dentists, or engineers. I can vouch for the lifestyle, you just have to want to live out of town. Ironic appreciation of boganity up close for too long can’t really make you happy for long.

8 12 2010
josh

Some of us make it alive, but we never return.

20 12 2009
Thomas L. Pennyfeather, esq.

Hahaha Wagga, was down there for a 21st the other week, us private school boys chuckled at the similarities between the clientele of the Wagga Marketplace and the residents of Greater Western Sydney. Luckily the party itself was on a farm, well away from the proletariat of Wagga Wagga.

29 12 2009
Michael

“us private school boys”?

Just interested in what you meant by this statement.

In my area the biggest bogans I know went to private schools. Sure some of them have comerce degrees, but they still think that people from Iran are “arab cunts” and get glandular fever from hookers in Vegas.

31 12 2009
ThinkAgain

Agreed, Michael. A couple of years ago, a girl said to me “You’ve totally changed my opinion of people from Newcastle.” Meaning it as a compliment. I said “Have you even BEEN past Gosford?”. She hadn’t. Private school Sydney. Bogans exist in many forms.

24 01 2010
Um

you’re a pretentious wank

14 12 2009
shazza

Fit In or Fuck Off being the other sticker along these lines. Very kind of the bogan to warn all those in his/her proximity they are in the company of a fully fledged fuckwit.

14 12 2009
Indi

Tinned Dickhead
Ingredients: Small minded, Intellectually challenged bigot
May Contain Traces of Fish or Nuts
PRODUCT OF AUSTRALIA

14 12 2009
E.D.4000

Based on your Fully Fledged Fuckwit comment, I’m almost tempted to produce a sticker sporting that for the sole purpose of (carefully) placing onto cars that bear the Fuck Off We’re Full sticker, and those like it.

14 12 2009
Indi

Sadly, it would become a badge worn with pride. Cut out the middle man; hop down to the local printer via a trade mark application and become a small business legend.

14 12 2009
Kaiks

I love that migrant communities populate the inner and surrounding suburbs, it pushes the bogans to the ‘nice outer suburbs’ because they can’t assimilate into multicultural society.

8 01 2010
Melvos Love God

I have to say that Australia is a multi-racial society and not multicultural, there is a difference.
I am married to a non-white and non-Australian lady and have spent nearly all of my adult life living and working outside of Australia, whilst the morons who do have these stickers and what not on their cars, believe me if you want to really experience racism don’t look inwards, look outwards to Australia’s near neighbours where racism is in effect state sponsored but never talked about.

12 06 2010
Beau Ghan

You can’t say that… this board is all about bashing Australians. Not their neighbours!

3 04 2012
gethelred

What you’re saying is undoubtably true, but that doesn’t mean that we cannot have problems with people with racist attitudes here, bashing Australians or not

14 12 2009
Anthony

Or the other family friendly alternative sticker I have witnessed on a number of bogan chariots (i.e. Red V8 Commodores) is “IYDLIL – If You Don’t Love It Leave” resplendant under the Southern Cross. These stickers are usually next to a “Brocky # 05 – Legend” sticker; morons…

As a footnote the bogan is getting to a higher level when our premier here in WA remarks on the news “.. Why are we all suddenly becoming bogans?…” in reference to high drink driving results and blatant fighting in the ‘burbs over the weekend.

14 12 2009
Indi

I SHOOT AND I VOTE is nice.

Has anyone seen a Southern Cross done in frangipani stickers, or is that disrespectful?

14 12 2009
Mark

Or for those who can’t differentiate between hatred and criticism, there’s “Australia: love it or leave” stickers

14 12 2009
Shandarleeer

or “Fat Chicks, Shoot Em, Don’t Root Em”…Saw this advertised in a pig hunting magazine called Bacon Busters – which I bought in a South Yarra newsagency.

14 12 2009
Indi

I think we’re telegraphing a whole bumper sticker-themed post.

THE RANGA- Dederang Hotel – sticker is a local favourite. Because yes, given the ethnic make-up locally, it’s likely to be a ‘ranga behind the wheel. (Speaking as a ‘ranga myself, of course.)

14 12 2009
Tony D

I have had the displeasure of seeing a fangipani arranged as a Southern Cross (the bogan Swastika). My cringe was almost permanent.

14 12 2009
Indi

I hadn’t seen it but was imagining that it had been done. I like the typo fangipani – flowers for chicks who love fangin’ it!

14 12 2009
Aimee

yep!!! so wrong i can’r begin to tell you. Diggers must be turning in their graves!!

14 12 2009
Rachel

“I SHOOT AND I VOTE” makes no sense at all as it is compulsory for bogans and non-bogans to vote!! You may as well have something interesting, like “I DO NAKED CARTWHEELS AFTER TOO MANY TEQUILA SHOTS AND I VOTE”

15 12 2009
Daniel

It’s not compulsory to vote. It’s compulsory to attend a polling place. You don’t have to fill in the ballot form correctly, or at all. You just need to put it in a box and get your name marked off.

15 12 2009
Indi

It’s the implied threat that’s the message.

I like your idea. It sounds messy, but if you did it on polling day and were a candidate, you’d save on how to vote cards.

14 12 2009
Lee

I SHOOT AND I VOTE works for your traditional country style bogan but it is beyond the new age bogan as they are scared of guns, scared of being out in the bush and more often than not have a criminal history of some sort that prevents them from holding a firearms licence.

28 12 2009
Kamalika

I have indeed seen frangipani stickers artfully arranged into a make-shift southern cross! But then again, I live in the shire. I’m also half Chinese, born and bred in the shire and my mum’s been here for about 30 years, yet I have been told to ‘go back to my own country’ and am constantly asked what my ‘nationality’ is. My nationality’s Australian- I’ve never lived anywhere but here. But then again, I speak with a decidedly un-bogan accent and am not interested in sport, beer, draping myself in the flag and telling immigrants to fuck off. Maybe they can’t tell?

26 12 2010
Ash - Maxxtreme To The Maxx

Yay! A fellow ethnic Shire resident!

I speak with an incredibly bogan (closer to Wogan, but splitting hairs) accent, love sport, beer and draping myself in the flag during sporting events only – but I still get the same questions.

2 05 2012
infurler

Ah, fellow halfie, I hear you. Come live in Melbourne – they only ask you vaguely ‘where are you from?’

25 11 2010
Ash - Corporate Lawyer cum Lingerie Model

My godson’s mum has that on her car.

14 12 2009
Mark

maybe they should live in Greenland or Mongolia or Namibia if the world’s 5th most sparsely populated country is too full for them…oh wait, no Contiki tours go there!

14 12 2009
Kaiks

Antarctica…? Then global warming would be a good thing.

14 12 2009
r.jett

All too true. Although it’s a pitty that some people like to lug red-neck bogan “we don’t want any foreigners” in the same category as advocates of population control, thus stymieing actual debate….

14 12 2009
njptower

population control tools are always anti-immigration, never about limiting the reproducing of home-grown idiots

15 12 2009
Kat

No you are wrong. It’s always about limiting the reproduction in other countries.

14 12 2009
JimC

Back on track, TBL. Nicely done.

Even funnier is all the cars (Yes, CARS mind you…) that have ‘Choppers’ stickers on them.

Something tells me a vital piece of information got lost to the bogan somewhere along the way.

14 12 2009
Kaiks

Fox Racing, Jet Pilot etc. decals in general.

15 12 2009
Frazer

hahahaha I hate that tripe, THOR, Fox and those number plates that say xler8 or some other useless piece of information that can be pronounced with letters and numbers.

14 12 2009
KL

The best way to handle any bogan espousing the “F*** Off We’re Full” mantra is to briefly quiz them on Australian history. You soon can establish that their knowledge of things like the Tenterfield address, who the first PM was etc etc is actually on a par to Mbwane who just stepped off a plane from Lesotho or Mohammed who snuck out on a boat from Afghanistan!

It’s a great laugh and provides hours of enjoyment!

14 12 2009
Kaiks

Or syphoning all their fuel, letting the tyres down and attaching another sticker that states “that’s irony”

14 12 2009
Kylie

I’ve often considered a brief history quiz/question as a condition of voting. If you can tell the electoral officer handing out the ballots who Australia’s first PM was (among other potential questions) then you get handed the ballot paper. If not, no ballot for you and a nice old fine.

That’s the thing that’s always pissed me off most with the “fuck off, we’re full” Cronulla riot crowd. They like to bang on about “what our grandfathers fought for” or “our history” and “our culture” without having any fucking clue what they’re talking about.

Reminds me of a late night radio quiz I heard on commercial FM once, there was one bogan who didn’t know what ANZAC stood for and a question about early exploration that went through about a dozen callers because none of them knew the Dutch had explored large parts of the Australian coast before the British. Obviously, if these people had had accents of some sort, the Bogan would have been outraged

22 04 2011
kl m

my ass every single person in her needs to be think…..think we going have nothing and they will invade us from the inside out…… dont u see look around next time u go to the train station……and there country are told bye there goverments that we r all white devils ……..think people

14 12 2009
the great gabbo

A welcome return to form after the train wreck that was last week’s posts.

So how big was your bridal party Gabbo? – TBL

14 12 2009
Anonymous Bosch

20 year old Simpsons’ references passed off as wit? What are we turning into, the Onion Av Club?

14 12 2009
Andy

Well, The Simpsons IS a not-so-distant relative of TBL.

14 12 2009
Jodie

I love this one. I live in a bogan suburb and have seen many cars sporting those stickers. I’m also guilty of stickerism- I’m a RRR sticker wanker, but it’s better than “Fuck Off, We’re Full”. I considered putting pro-vegan stickers on my car too but that’s bordering on obnoxious (the sticker, not the principle.) But I digress.

The hilarious irony, of course, is that these douchebags are the ones you see wearing Chinese-made polyester clothing, drinking Russian vodka alcopops which cause them at 2am or so to quell their insatiable need for Middle Eastern kebabs, Italian pizza or American Maccas. Although, the latter probably gets a free pass on account of America containing, you know, white people.

*eyeroll*

14 12 2009
Indi

And where DOES all that petrol come from?

14 12 2009
Jodie

Hehe. True, Indi.

14 12 2009
Kylie

The cars themselves aren’t often made here either

14 12 2009
Anonymous Bosch

No, no. The Bogan’s ruined Kebabs by making them take out all the scary hommus, falafel, tahini and tabouleh, and replacing them with slices of tomato, iceberg lettuce and kraft cheese. They became Hamburgers in Pita Bread.

24 12 2009
brad

How many animals were slaughtered to feed the assembly line workers who put your car together…….the shame!

22 04 2011
kl m

car assembly is fully automative now…..

24 12 2009
brad

Jodie just think about how many animals were slaughtered to feed the assembly line workers who put your car together…..scary eh

14 12 2009
Dee

I’m a bit shocked that such stickers actually exist – I have never seen one. I must lead a sheltered life.

14 12 2009
Indi

Worse things could happen to you than ignorance of an ugly corner of the Aussie Spirit.

14 12 2009
Right and proud

You don’t live in The Shire. Australian flags in every second window and no ‘blackfellas’.

14 12 2009
Lee

Every fucking car here in “The Shire” or “God’s own” has the southern cross stickers on it and ones arranged from frangipanis, aswell as HUGE unit, fox, skin, DC Shoes, Metal Mullisha stickers all over their air-bagged rice utes. Get into the deep south and every car has 2233 stickers all over it.

14 12 2009
Right and proud

And Sharks stickers as well…Bogans love the Sharkies!

15 12 2009
Lee

What about the bloke in his little blue, black and white carolla with all the toy sharks and shit stuck all over it!?!?
Sharkies number plates are pretty popular too, dont know why they are the most underperforming team in the league.

15 12 2009
Right and proud

Because their local area (The Shire) is relatively small. Also, having gone 43 years without winning a Premiership doesn’t help either…

24 01 2010
Lee

The shire is actually quite large, larger than alot of other league “areas”.

24 12 2009
brad

sounds like a rightous place except you play league or rugby or whatever you call it(no skills no class)

11 10 2010
Ash - Corporate Lawyer cum Lingerie Model

Not any more they don’t, all the Shire bogans are jumping on the St George bandwagon.

11 10 2010
pb

i live in st george and have been surprised that there haven’t been more cars covered in red and white. there are cars with small flags on their antenna, but very few with more than that.

14 12 2009
Flan

I first came across one of these stickers down here in melbourne. The offender was your typical “fluro” bogan. He also had a few bundi rum stickers as well scattered across his his old land cruiser.

How could anyone drive around with such a horrible sticker and be proud of it baffles me.

How?

14 12 2009
Trippytaka - Mara

Does anyone know where I can find this on a t-shirt? My girl is Filipino and has been searching for one to wear 🙂

Just a note though, bogans aren’t all racists… I’m a bogan and am not racist. Fuck Off We’re Full stickers and shirts are the realm of racist bigots.

14 12 2009
Indi

Funnier if you both wore them – to the pub for a big night. Or with”I’m with stupid” printed on the back.

14 12 2009
Right and proud

Mmm, Filipino’s are hot. They don’t call them LBFM’s for nothing….

15 12 2009
Steve

Why do you come here?

15 12 2009
Right and proud

Because it annoys you.

14 12 2009
Jodie

They also seem to be the ones who have Oakley, Billabong and Ed Hardy stickers on their cars. Because wearing clothes emblazoned with brand names just doesn’t do enough to broadcast their sheep-like natures. Baaaaaaaaa.

14 12 2009
Toddo

Within 25yrs this site will be renamed ‘Things Infidels Like’

14 12 2009
Indi

You don’t read Arabic?

14 12 2009
Boris

Are you sure it’s safe for you to spend this long away from the Andrew Bolt forum? You might miss one of the dog whistles.

14 12 2009
Ally

I chanced upon one of those stickers on a car on campus. Being an immigrant (that took the extremely long and painful but procedural) way to be part of Australia, I immediately took offence and scribbled “Racist” on the sticker. Hope the guy got the hint. Would’ve been ironic if the guy was a classmate, but I guess I’ll never know.

14 12 2009
Indi

That’s more than a hint Ally, that’s labelling. That guy or chick might have been really hurt that you labelled them a racist, just because of what they had on their car. Maybe they didn;t have tme to takethe sticker off when they bought it.

For those of you not paying attention – sarcasm alert.

14 12 2009
Emma

Are people really allowed to have stickers with the word “fuck” on them?

14 12 2009
Indi

Only if their parents don’t see them. Do you want to be the person that take someone through the courts for offensive behaviour for a sticker?

14 12 2009
Kylie

Time was that the Queensland Police would do it for you. This sort of bogan vulgarity makes me nostalgic for the “good old days” pre-Fitzgerald Inquiry.

14 12 2009
J

A workmate has a sticker with “Australia – If you don’t love it, leave it” on her ute and she’s one of the biggest bogans I’ve ever encountered. We had a “brown” temp come in as our relief receptionist and when “browny” was showing one of my workmates some of her scented oils, the bogan walks in with a disgusted look on her face and says, “Oh moy Gawd! Do ya havta!” I thought they smelled nice, but I think that’s because I’m brown, too.

14 12 2009
Indi

Natural scents, like natural fibres, have a negative effect on bogans.

14 12 2009
Gav

Cronulla riots photo, hilarious!!

14 12 2009
Toddo

F*** off we’re full, and ‘If u don’t love it, leave it’ are 2 different sentiments. One is boofhead ignorance. the other has an underlying acceptance, and simply requests a vague attempt at assimilation and would be aimed towards not only Asian, or Middle Eastern immigrants, but also Poms.

The real quintessential bogan element is the audacity to drive around with crudeness/distaste proudly displayed on their back window.
A few un-inspirational events I’ve noticed;
*The irony of a pimply, skinny little kid driving around like a hero with an extra large ‘Jet Pilot’ sticker adorning his Hilux.
*The absurd sight of a Mother picking little Tyson or Tayler up from school with ‘Crazy Bitch’ next to the ‘baby on board’ sticker.
*The ute with stripshow stickers on the back tail gate parked out the front of the family home
*The attractive young girl in the Mitsubishi Lancer with the big ‘Playboy’ sticker???????? (I REALLY DON’T UNDERSTAND THE MENTALITY BEHIND THAT ONE) Where are the feminist left when you need them??

14 12 2009
Right and proud

It means the chick would like to pose for Playboy. Fair enough, alot of women would be honoured to.

15 12 2009
'Tronic

*a [space] lot

22 12 2009
big_fat_floppy_juloppies

Thats a big part of the modern womans thinking..They are honoured to be treated like brainless implants on a human form

14 12 2009
wb202

It’s all just come yesterday/today out that the site is a big fake…lol….

http://www.bogan.com.au/forum/index.php?topic=2363.15

The bogans weren’t real but just pretending like a lot of bogans do…

Apparently it’s trendy if your a bit nerdy to play bogan so your mates won’t give you a hard time…

…wb202…

14 12 2009
chris of south yarra

loving this ..

14 12 2009
Blob

Yeah, – you can never get near to even half qualifying, as a racist, until you live in a country overrun, and ruined by them. You wouldn’t stay in Bradford or Leeds England, to witness the complete evaporation of your/British culture; or Holland, where only 48% of the population are actually Dutch. Wait till the European Union hits ‘Stralia ! The Yanks are already 40% mixed Mexican.

14 12 2009
Mark

according to facts:

92% of West Yorkshire (encompassing Bradford and Leeds) is white

80% of the Netherlands is Dutch, not 48%, according to your mate who knows someone who told him that percentage

12.5% of the USA is Mexican, a neighbouring country, some states of the US used to be part of Mexico (Texas, California)

most of the so called “niggers” and “pakis” migrated to Britain after World War II to help rebuild Britain, which was bombed to shit by the Nazis. Ironic that Britain fought in two world wars to defeat fascism and it’s now being propagated by parties like the BNP (basically, UK’s version of One Nation, in case you didn’t know).
Most of these people came from Commonwealth countries, which Britain colonised for hundreds of years, and now when these people colonise Britain…

It’s the same story with the Netherlands, most of the migrants came after World War II to rebuild the country, and they came from former Dutch colonies like Indonesia

15 12 2009
rustybeamish

FACTS! Excellent work, Mark.

15 12 2009
bec

Mark, stop trying to confuse racist people with truthiness!

22 12 2009
big_fat_floppy_juloppies

Holland is 20% non Dutch ???

That is quite shocking actually…..If you were to think of that will mean in Holland over decades.

15 12 2009
Ummm?

My prob with Blob is that “Aussies” weren’t even here first. We (“Aussies”) happily colonise a place then shit ourselves when others want to do the same.

14 12 2009
Freddo

I find the “F*** Off We’re Full” stickers quite hilarious.
As for those damn customised “My Family” stickers on the back windscreen of a New Bogan’s SUV…

14 12 2009
chris of south yarra

in what sense are they funny, its funny because you can laugh to yourself and think ‘what a loser’ i guess…

15 12 2009
Freddo

Hilarious in the fact that the Bogan believes that placing this type of sticker on his ute is a patriotic act but really it just displays him as being ignorant tool.

14 12 2009
Jodie

…That and the “Baby On Board” ones. Ugh, so effing precious. News flash, no-one cares about your little IVF messiah, bogan.

14 12 2009
chris of south yarra

haha i can’t believe those are still around i thought they wer a 90’s thing, what exactly is the point of them?

15 12 2009
Kaiks

They were originally intended as a warning like a L or P plate, so you know an infant is in the car and to be careful not tailgate or bump into them. Ironic that a large quantity or cars sporting them don’t have a driver with respect for the rest of the traffic. A ‘I’m a bad driver’ sticker would suffice.

15 12 2009
Daniel

No, they were originally used in case of accidents so rescue services would know to look for a child. In the USA there was a famous case of a child being left in the car wreck because the rescuers couldn’t see into the back seat and failed to check properly.

15 12 2009
Steve

Whatever. We are too overpopulated anyway.

15 12 2009
Kaiks

I stand corrected, although I also stand by my generalisation.

15 12 2009
Kylie
15 12 2009
Steve

IVF messiah….hee hee 🙂

15 12 2009
berihebi

They are still given out by the Ambos (in QLD atleast) when you get a child seat fitted at an ambo station. I’m not exactly sure what the point is (drive extra careful please I guess) but most of the people who display them aren’t bogans I think but rather uptight mid-thirties, professional, first time parents.

20 12 2009
big_fat_floppy_juloppies

ivf messiah ??
You are talking about children right ??
your attitude is gross and irrelevant.

21 12 2009
Jodie

Yes, you read that right. We don’t need more children, and we CERTAINLY don’t need more bogan children. And if my opinion is irrelevant, then you shouldn’t be bothered by it.

15 12 2009
andy

This is the best post so far.

15 12 2009
gusface

Yesterday i scored the quaddie
1.Frangipani stickers
2.Southern cross stckers
3.Fuck off where full sticker
4.On the back of a fully sik monaro with personalised plates.

Bogan heaven

15 12 2009
pinky has a brain

Can you remember what the plates said? tee hee

16 12 2009
A Shoe

I think The Southern Cross has been abused enough.
Its time this symbol had its own page.

16 12 2009
Indi

Anyone seen the Southern Cross done in smiley faces or Stars of David?

4 01 2010
KJ

Speaking of quaddies, I got one at an AFL final: this supporter was obese, had a ponytail, a facial tattoo and to top it off, he was a Collingwood supporter.

5 01 2010
Michael

Nothing wrong with Collingwood supporters!

15 12 2009
gusface

ps

the sticker did really say “…where full”

An illiterate copy- How bogan
🙂

15 12 2009
Indi

The ONLY thing missing was a Confederate Flag.

15 12 2009
Angry In Brunswick

ther is nothink rong wif fully sik rims.

U R a rimmist.

/irony

15 12 2009
Lee

“We grew here you flew here” stickers are beginning to get popular.

15 12 2009
Indi

A stand-off between mushrooms and migratory birds. What a great metaphor for our amazinglt peaceful country.

16 12 2009
krudboy

I’m a particular fan of the indigenous australians response,
“We growed here, you rowed here”.

24 12 2009
brad

they didnt row here they got lost fishing

26 12 2010
Ash - Maxxtreme To The Maxx

I heard that after that shit started spreading around, some Asian dude started selling shirts which said “We Sail Here, You Fail Here.”

If I can buy one of them I will – if not I’ll DIY it.

Screw it, I’ll DIY it anyway.

15 12 2009
Jackson

I see your point that we are a big country with lots of room, but we are largely a desert. I saw we take more immigrants and dispose of more bogans.
hmmm maybe we could convince the bogans there is a new theme park in the desert and trap them there…. 😉

16 12 2009
Steve

Provided this themepark has porn and beer, your idea might just work Jackson.

16 12 2009
Indi

It’s already there – called Woomera Detention Centre. All it needs is FOX, regular beer deliveries and a perimeter fence that takes in Port Augusta for occasional shopping.

16 12 2009
big_fat_floppy_juloppies

oh my God, pig hunting mags and those mags with bikini clad women on the cover posing with dead animls, disgusting.That being said, I think the “fuck on we’re empty” idea is as moronic as”fuck off we’re full”….We are empty only because Australia is 80% arid/semi arid desert! We do not need to pump 10 zillion people into Australia, from ANYWHERE to catch up with the rest of the overpopulated world.

16 12 2009
Lee

Don’t you like pig hunting? Or girls pig hunting?

17 12 2009
Indi

Which Tarantino film has the sequence of bikini clad girls with machine guns? Jiggle, baby, jiggle!

Then there’s the 60’s Italian movie (an Antonioni, I think) which features a 48 calibre brassiere.

And let’s keep Sarah Palin right out of this.

19 12 2009
Lee

Ha ha “from dusk till dawn”………… “we have big pussy, small pussy, black pussy, white pussy haaaaiirrry pussy”.
Austin Powers also had “machine gun jubblies”.

16 12 2009
big_fat_floppy_juloppies

BTW “fuck off we’re full” isnt a racist statement.

16 12 2009
Lee

No, but i seen one today working out west that read, “Rather be dead than Leb”.

17 12 2009
Indi

Any idea how the transition to being Leb would work?

16 12 2009
Kylie

Until I hear one of these “Fuck off, we’re full” bogan types (or, based on the sticker seen by gusface, “Fuck off where full”) raging against Kiwi, UK or (white) Saffa immigrants, I’ll retain my belief that it’s a racist statement but I suspect to the bogan mind, they don’t really count

17 12 2009
Kasey

Latest evolution of the F*ck off we”re full sicker..May i present the:
THIS IS AUSTRALIA: we eat meat, drink beer and speak F*CKIN ENGLISH! sitcker,
How long until we see the Borg-esque “Resistance is futile, you WILL be assimilated!!” sticker/vigilante group??

17 12 2009
Kylie

Great, in that case, I can now start correcting bogan grammar and spelling. I mean, they said it, “We speak English.” I mean, if the bogan is going to insist that all those immigrants speak English correctly, the least he can do is speak it correctly himself.

So, Australians are the only meat-eating, beer-drinking English-speakers on the planet? In all my travels, I’d never spotted that. Teh stupid, it hurts

17 12 2009
big_fat_floppy_juloppies

must eat meat and drink beer ??

Ive been living a lie ? Im not Aussie ? *crying*

where does the “eat meat” bit come into being an Aussie anyway?

17 12 2009
Jodie

Amen, b_f_f_j. I don’t eat meat or fish. Then again, I’m not especially patriotic so I guess I am un-Australian. I also can’t stand football. Love beer, though.

18 12 2009
Chris

Hi

its not just a matter of square area, its resources and resource management. If you can convince me that the Australian Government can be modernised then great. Meantime I’m over on the side of we need to curb immigration … perhaps we could stop taking immigrants from the UK and focus only on folks who don’t just whinge that we don’t do things propper here or have good pubs.

http://cjeastwd.blogspot.com/2009/12/population-changes-and-management.html

just for a starter to provide a little substance to my point

18 12 2009
Haha

I FUCKING LOVE THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS… Spot on!! Lol 🙂

20 12 2009
inspersia

There is also the sticker with the text underneath the Aussie Flag stating ‘Love it or leave’. Usually coupled with a ‘No Fat Chicks’ sticker.

I travel the Ipswich highway everyday and see it a lot.

20 12 2009
Ash

Yuk those bogans in the photo could turn a girl off men for life.

21 12 2009
24 12 2009
??

dont worry too much. given the immigration numbers into the country, the vile rednecks are going to be outnumbered in the future.

24 12 2009
Lee

??, define “vile rednecks”.

24 12 2009
brad

shark supporters

26 12 2009
Lee

Sharks supporters are pretty ordinary but not quite vile rednecks.

5 01 2010
brad

i plead ignorance us mexicans know little of your little “throw the ball around” competition,besides storm winning a couple of flags and listening to pissed kiwis in inner city hotels when storm games coincide with AFL games tell us how mich tiffer league players are than issie rules players,but i suppose Collingwood,Richmond and Port Adelaide would fit the redneck bill.(go Pies).ha ha

11 10 2010
Ash - Corporate Lawyer cum Lingerie Model

Not all of us.

31 01 2010
Odium

Crackers. Oh well, we had a good run. Hope China doesn’t treat us too roughly.

31 12 2009
James

Is it safe to assume that the occupants of the vehicles sporting these stickers aren’t the same bogans having 8 little degenerate spawn to 5 different partners, reflecting their concern about the viability of our growing population?

7 01 2010
NAT

I drive a rad holden commodore VT with air-bag suspension, I also have personalised plates!! I don’t consider myself a bogan! You are all bogans. Yes there is a lot of space in Australia which 90% is virtually uninhabitable. The major coastal cities are over run by immigrants who bring crime and culure. How dare they! HOW DARE THEY!

7 01 2010
Michael

Is this for real?

By the way what is this ‘culure’ that immigrants dare to bring?

Does that mean skills and capital perhaps?

7 01 2010
Michael

Is this for real?

By the way what is this ‘culure’ that immigrants dare to bring?

Does it mean skills and capital perhaps?

7 01 2010
Dean

Nat has some good points..
Why would we want to add MORE culture when Australia already has such a refined and rich culture of its own?

Skills? We have plenty of Aussie skill to spread across the nation, just look at our Olympic team and Australian Television. Hello…Hughesy? OI OI OI.

Keep our cities clean and our children safe!!

14 01 2010
Brat

If we’re so fucking full, stop fucking breeding.

21 01 2010
supporter

I have one of these stickers, im not breeding, im not a bogan. fuck up. keep going the way we are and you will all be complaining, you arrogant fucks that pretend that your cool with our country been overrun with immigrants. fucking stand up for yourself. Ok Australia should take in refugees, but boat loads of ppl pretending, so they can come and sit on our welfare system, NO! it seems this whole site doesn’t realise that Australia is run and built by what you call ‘bogans’ whats the problem? dont you fit in? like you think your fucking purfect ppl or somthing, what a joke. wake up and stop being so fake and sheepish. I welcome genuine refugees and ppl that want 2 relocate, but if you refuse to understand or listen to our culture, live in your own sub cultures, speaking foreign language all day long, because you dont want to adapt, or you dont want us to understand. fuck off. that is what it means to me.

22 01 2010
2nd generation

U feel there’s something wrong with ppl who want to speak the language their parents do or they spoke in their homelands? How does this actually negatively impact on u? Are u annoyed that they’re bilingual n therefore may actually have put effort into their education?

Also I’ve NEVER seen a refugee “pretending so they can come sit on our welfare system”… in fact the vast majority are doctors or engineers or professionals of some sort (cos they’re the only ones allowed in except refugees!) who work their asses off. Its a fact, our hospital system would collapse if not for migrant doctors… and if ur abt to say “well train more aussies then”…. most bogans dont value education enough to work hard enough to get the kinda degrees forginers bring with them!

And “pretending your cool our country has been overrun with immergants”…. did u just say “our country” like it belongs to white ppl??? Technically and totally it is the WHITE australians who are the marjority of the population overruning the aborigninal’s country so srsly get over urself.

I’m brown myself so u can totally hate me for that n disregard what i’ve said… but damn i work hard n am so proud to call myself Australian… n how dare u try take that away from me with your agressive stickers that make us feel hated (call me naive but I cried the first time I saw one of these)…. especially this close to Australia day.

Its people like you, with hate msg’s that make those who come to this country want to stick with their own cultural groups and speak their own languages and keep the hell away from assimilating… cos ur not welcoming them to join u in the slightest! Why would brown ppl want to be anything like you when u hate them?

11 04 2010
chubbybloodfart

Thankyou so much.
😀

22 01 2010
shazza

Umm, you may want to sit down supporter as Iv’e got some bad news for you. You are a bogan!

22 01 2010
Loftie

with a capital B

11 04 2010
Tombarina

…or a capital C.

22 01 2010
James

He’s right (or perhaps roight) about bogans running the country. Look at our federal parliament: for PM we have Ke-vynn Rudd; Opposition Leader Toennii Abbott; and our governor-general Quentin Bryce (left that one alone – speaks for itself).

22 01 2010
Indi

I think he means in a more ground-up ‘wogs work the cogs’ way.

Your examples based on first names don’t really work as evidence for these leaders being bogans. Even were they born into humble circumstances they didn’t remain there. Each in their own way a bit too hard-working and intellectually gifted to fit the bill.

22 01 2010
shazza

Latham may be as close as we got to a bogan PM (leaving Bob Hawke aside).

25 01 2010
Indi

Methodist Minister’s son, Rhodes Scholar, piss-artist, pantsman (there’s a couple of phrases gone from the language) ACTU head the trajectory defies simple classification.

The working man’s friend act was one thing, calculating cultivated Bob, another. His is my favorite Australian accent- so flexible and chimaerical.

25 01 2010
shazza

This is true Indi.
Piss artsist. Now there’s a term just waiting for re entry into the common vernacular.

25 01 2010
shazza

artist even.

25 01 2010
Indi

Piss-elegance – describes an underlying theme of so many TBL posts. Though of course it’d be urine-elegance for the formal living area.

11 04 2010
chubbybloodfart

perhaps ‘piss artist’ described a behaviour bordering on ‘errant’ in the geist of the zeit. a behaviour which has now been quietly commercialised into the ‘norm’ alongside plastic surgery and lap dancing.

22 01 2010
Loftie

Wow this post just got a little rowdy….

22 01 2010
Bogue

I blame ‘drink posting’ at 1am

24 01 2010
Right Wing

Who really cares what all you leftists say ? Rights on the way in Left is on the way out bye bye illegal immigrants

I see. With Rudd almost certain to win another term this year, your clumsy outburst is an interesting one. Besides, the recent coalition government granted residency to many illegal immigrants after their cases were individually assessed. TBL

25 01 2010
James

There is no such things as illegal immigrants in the context of boat people anyway. There are asylum seekers. The only way to be an illegal immigrant is to overstay a visa.

25 01 2010
Indi

Nooooo! Illegal immigrants contribute so much. Building sites in Sydney will be bereft of Irish and English chippies, Bondi and Clovelly beaches denuded of sunburnt British flesh!

25 01 2010
shazza

With only one wing you’re doomed to fly in cirlces. Lighten up buddy.

31 01 2010
Odium

Much like how pheremones signal the desire to mate in the insect world, so do these stickers identify one paranoid, sub-moronic Caucasian to another as allies in a mutual (and futile, and stupid) struggle. Next time I see one, I’m going to scribble ‘KILL WHITEY’ over it for shits and giggles.

BTW, ‘Things Goths Hate’ seems to be down. Shame, I wanted to measure myself up to the list. I never seem to be filled with sufficient loathing to hang with the ubers.

11 02 2010
jj32

I have been living in a town in Far North QLD for the last 2 years and believe you me this has to be the most bogan place in Australia. I can’t believe some people commenting have never seen the ‘fuck off we’re full’ stickers. They use them as screen savers here as well as stickers. Nearly everyone I meet here are bogans and drive holdens, and all have southern cross tatoos, and tatoos of their kid’s names, and leave the women to look after the kids (and have as many kids as they can possibly have as early as possible – I don’t get this, why?) whilst the men go out drinking and fishing…. And by the way what are those jet pilot stickers? When I first saw one I thought it was because the guy was a jet pilot (there’s an airbase here) but I don’t think that’s the case!!

6 03 2010
common man

i agree with nat australia,s food and water sources are running low an the so called bogan doesnt create drug labs or prostition like the imigrant culture which if you wernt so nieve you would see all the bikers these days are of imigrant decendants but tbl,s comment that the bogan never met a imigrant is absurd due to the fact they all work in the same factories together but what would i know im just a beef an black bean eating apperant bogan lol!!!1 thing i know is i have learn from life,s lessons not a dark classroom full of hatred thus leaving me more informed than spoilt brats whose parents money has truly gone to waste on so called higher education leaving most on this woefull page with no character building skills just deadheads that need a injection with anti smartass syrup eg;a girlfriend for starters lol!!!have fun an seya,s next semester kids lfmao!!!

11 04 2010
LuckyFork

Really? REALLY?
There are just so many things wrong with this post…
You’re confusing nerds with hipsters, misunderstanding the immigrant demographic completely… (Australia tends not to let you in if “meth dealer” is your main occupation) I’m not sure what websites are meant to contain “character building skills”. You may also be confusing actual social development with “character building” (bogan child-abuse). Perhaps I am just being “nieve” but riding a motorcycle is not actually illegal here…
Just, really?

10 03 2010
Leroi

More hilarity
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fuck-Off-Were-full/340644575198?ref=search&sid=541126510.3142968136..1#!/pages/Fuck-Off-Were-full/340644575198?v=wall&ref=search
Despite being ‘full’ the boguey fuck who made this page thinks that ‘ethnic’ music by ‘non oztraylians’ such as Jay-Z, Sean Kingston, Lil Wayne is cool to plug on his wall, and there’s a healthy dose of Drift/drag/burnout youtuibe clips too. For ANYONE who still hasn’t seen one of these stickers I say come to the Gold Coast, Bogue heaven. Car dealers probably give these things away when ya buy a new car. The ‘We eat red meat, drink cold beer and we fucking speak English’ is another popular one here, funny thing is most bogues I’ve encountered would fail grade 5 English grammar and spelling in a heartbeat 🙂
‘WE DON’T COME FROM FUKN CHINA LAND WE COME FROM FUKN ENGLISH LAND’ – No joke this was a quote I heard some methed up bogans talking the other day.

20 03 2010
Ashlee

Thats why there is a TV show called “Are you smarter than a fifth grader”. And at the end of each episode, we discover that no, the bogan is not smarter than a fifth grader

17 03 2010
x

Well I am not a bogan but….

I agree with the bumper stickers, not so much the “fuck off” or the “were full” part.
But I believe we probably should have some kind of warning to tourists or want to be immigrants to think twice in regards to actually choosing to live in this cow pat of a country.

Maybe the sticker should read
“YOU HAVE A CHOICE, WE ARE STUCK HERE”

But of course maybe there is something to the bogan version of this sticker.
I mean what kind of person would come to Australia by CHOICE????
Maybe we really don’t want the kind of person that chooses to be here, to be here.

8 04 2010
Kym

There’s nothing wrong with Australia. It’s just the people within it…:P

27 04 2010
x

Kym (03:18:12) :
There’s nothing wrong with Australia. It’s just the people within it…:P

Reply : true that.

I must say I have received many emails in regards to comparing Australia to a cowpat For this I apologise to all the cowpats that have been offended.

Here is a list of obvious differences between cowpats and Australia:

Cowpats smell less, have less flies hanging around them, has more redeeming geological features, doesn’t spam your tv with adverts attempting to make you believe it is “heaps good” or “great” and no one stands in a cowpat and claims to be proud of it.

25 05 2011
Mick

Well, I grew up in cold country. Dairy farming was the go.

I can tell you that there is nothing like standing barefooted in a fresh, steaming cowpat on a -4 degree winter morning.

People really need to explore the boundries.

11 04 2010
LuckyFork

Horrified today,

I was catching a bus with two friends of mine who are students from China. As we boarded, a charming group of bogue teens started making crude attempts to ridicule the Chinese phonetic system (“chong-waaahhhh” and such) before complaining that their glorious country was being “invaded”. I apologized profusely to my friends, and wondered just how many children Pauline Hanson could have raised in secret.

27 04 2010
pb

a while back at the train station a bogue was walking up the stairs while i and a chines woman in front of me were walking down. the bogue told the chinese woman she was stealing all ‘our’ jobs and started swearing at her. i told him to shut up and stop being a moron (i wanted to say that the reason he couldn’t get a job would have more to do with his being drunk at 8am in the morning and unable to string a sentence together without half a dozen profanities but didn’t really want to get attacked). he turned around (we’d passed on the stairs by this point, i was at the bottom, him at the top) and asked what i’d said, so i repeated it. he then accused me of being an arab terrorist, despite the fact i’m blonde and so pale that i could blind people with the sun reflecting off my skin. the other woman had just kept walking so i don’t actually know what she made of it all, but i could hear the guy still yelling as he walked off down the street.

24 06 2010
hel

spotted in Perth, not racist but honest “I drive like a cunt”.

The shaved headed, tattooed, slobbering neanderthal at the wheel gets points for self depreciating honesty.

25 09 2010
Realist

For the people saying australia has a huge land mass per population, you go live out in the desert and chase kangaroos to eat. Australia is full. And no, im no where near being a bogan. Try living in sydney, where growing up you played cricket with all the other kids in the street. But now you are the only english speaking family left and you cant communicate with all the immigrants because they cant speak english and they are scared you might throw pork products at them. Its just insane that it has been allowed to get this bad. Its the aussies that are now the foriegners in our own land. I actually like other cultures and make an effort to interact with them, but its their rudeness and close mindedness that makes them keep to themselves and not asimilate with our children. I bet all you posters hating the f*ck off were full stickers live on the north shore, where you can still speak with all your lovely white neighbours. Try looking west a little.

29 11 2010
Eric Vigo

“But now you are the only english speaking family left and you cant communicate with all the immigrants because they cant speak english”

Well, that’s your problem.

Assimilated with the aboriginals yet? They were here first.

1 07 2012
Guess Who

shut up vigo

4 10 2010
Bluey Roobar

Actually, you are a huge bogan.

Your ignorance of your own condition is only exceeded by your pathetic lack of knowledge of regional Australia. Using McLeod’s Daughters and Mad Max for your knowledge of non-urban Australia leads you to moronic statements that the choice is either city living, or chasing kangaroos in the desert.

I’d quote statistics but the bogan brain is impervious to facts. Youse know what yers know without them bullshit statsisstix.

Your post reeks of your fear of brown strangers. They won’t play cricket!
The horror. Yes, it’s a complete mystery why they aren’t responding to the angry, bogan racist neighbor who detests them.

12 11 2010
Mikey

“I’d quote statistics but the bogan brain is impervious to facts. Youse know what yers know without them bullshit statsisstix. ”

It may be bogan now to say this but pwned.

29 11 2010
nmo

Tolerance / acceptance works while you are not in the minority. Just ask the Croatians. Sadly, the bog maybe wiser than he knows.

14 01 2011
Wayne from Boganville

Bogans Utes Stickers etc. As long as they stay on their B n S ball farms and drink rum and fuck their cousins half sisters i don’t care. Most people don’t understand that being a bogan is belonging to a tribe. That’s all these hilljacks from bumfuck knows where really want. They don’t want to gook ricers’ in a Wonton special Honda with a shopping list down the front door with stickers of all the gear they wish they had. They don’t want to be a Raghead with tribal Tatts on his kneck livin’ in Lebkembla doin’ drivebys in his WRX.
They just want to belong, and if it means hanging out with Corey from Narre Warren then that’s their badluck

26 02 2011
Zorba

Settle, people. I am astonished at the ease at which people make assumptions about other people and the lives they lead just by one or two actions that said other people may make in public. I believe, & have always believed, that all people are born equal-it’s what these people are told during their formative years & how their parents/guardians act out their own lives that determines how a certain individual acts & thinks in later life.
If a person is told that they have been born with a god-given right to treat other people like shit & that they are somehow more worthy of a richer (money wise) life just because they went to the best private colleges in the country, then we have a problem.
If a person thinks that we should let anyone in the country just because they spent six months in a leaky boat, we have a problem.
If a person is told that their race is the only race that should be living in this country to the exclusion of all other races, we have a problem.
If a person is called a bogan just for expressing a view that Australia is struggling under it’s own weight already & that we should be more aggressive at turning away so-called boat people (ie. Illegal Immigrants; note the word “Illegal”), as opposed to the thousands of people who are trying to get here via appropriate channels, we have a problem.
If a person who is born in a small country town, left a public High School in Year 10, got a job doing hard yakka at 15, has never been outside his home country (prefers to see his own country first), rides motorbikes, likes heavy metal music, likes extremely fast cars, dragracing, is basically a non religous believer (religion has caused more wars & fighting in the world than any other cause), drinks Bundy rum & is a self-confessed homophobic is called a bogan or a redneck, we have a problem.
I have no argument with the aborigine people claiming back what was originally theirs, what I do have a problem with is people who pertain to be aboriginal when they themselves are descended from mixed races. These people, & the people who defend them, have no more right to this land than other anglo-saxon looking people. I strongly admire the aborigine people & support them in their quest for recognition, as long as they can prove they have no foreign bloodlines, otherwise, what’s the point.
If people could just take the time to think about the real world instead of adopting all this idealistic bullshit that we should have a free-for-all as a policy for entering this country.
By the way, to say Australia is somehow more racist than any other country is pure fantasy.

25 05 2011
Aussie Pride

the ‘Fuck off we’re full’ stickers are the BEST u can get, have 1 on all my cars and in town we get nothing other than comments such as “love that sticker mate” and “we’re can we get one” etc etc. call us bogans all u want, the fact is we are the only group who can see the BIG picture, Australia is quickly losing its identity overrun my muslims and various other racial and religious groups… there are schools in australia that have sprung up where the singing of our national anthem is BANNED!!! are u really gonna support that crap?? i have seen immigrants burn the AUSTRALIAN FLAG during AUSTRALIA DAY CELEBRATIONS!!! think not you call us bogans, we all u BLIND, AUSTRALIA does have a massive landmass, as for population/square kilometer… no we are far from full… but over 50% of australia is uninhabitable…. no immigrant is gonna come here to live in the middle of simpson desert are they??? 98% of Australia’s population resides on the coasts and in that respect we are full. yeah u might counter our argument and say that we’re racist towards boat people and that we ourselves arived on boats 200 years ago… the difference however being we were outcast from our nations, forced to settle here as a convict colony, we were not ILLEGAL immigrants… “fuck off we’re full” is right on the money, its not a racist slur, its FACT Australia will soon reach an unsustainable population and all us so called bogans will be the 1st to say “i told u so”. so i say it loud and proud!!! FUCK OFF WE”RE FULL!!!!!!

25 05 2011
Mick

I knew this would happen. I remember telling all that TBL-The Book had reached the Pilbara. Well, looks like one of them read it. Then got his mate to turn the computer on…then another to use it. Probably needed another to press the cap lock to shout at us.

Teamwork is what made this country strong.

25 05 2011
Ash - In Yr Glassin' Barns, Glassin' Yr Carnts

At least it proves that my theory that the idea of mateship is dying out amongst NABs as they race to the bottom isn’t completely true.

11 01 2012
Matt

You are as simple as it gets. We didn’t come here illegally? Because Australia was empty wasn’t it. Never mind the natives they don’t count it’s not illegal if there is no fat white man in a suit telling you it is, so just rape and pillage. How does your mind work? If ignorant wankers like you didn’t exist the government could get on with doing what’s best for the country instead of pandering to the so called “battlers” Aka bogans. Stop watching today tonight and try and form some logical opinions.

24 06 2011
Mike

Don’t forget that fuck off and the single digit salute are forms of greeting amongst bogans. My question when I see that sticker is “full of what?” As to racial identity etc if we were worried about that we wouldn’t be in such a hurry to play “mini-me” to the Americans.

1 10 2011
BILL

THESE AFRICANS BREED LIKE BLOW FLIES.SOON THEY WILL OVER TAKE US.CO COME ON U GUTLESS AUSSIES TELL ALL THE BLACK BARSTEDS AND IMMIGRANTS FUCK OFF WERE FULL

3 11 2011
AntiPajero

We WERE full of bar steeds (which you spelt rong. It’s not Barsteds.) that weren’t learning any of their predominate local language after the age of 15. We’ve had to import people to do that, because otherwise, we’d not be full, but empty. Like you.

22 10 2014
Mike

You spelled “wrong” incorrectly.

1 07 2012
Guess Who

gold!

14 10 2011
bogan kontempt

I’m pretty sure bogans are the fastest multiplying species. Ol Tanya up the road has 4 kids to 3 different blokes. She even uses her dole cheque to provide them with a babysitter (Foxtel) while she goes to play the pokies. Seriously…

The sticker that chills me is the southern cross over the map of Australia with “Oz” and “Pride” either side. I saw it the other day.

27 10 2011
Kim

I’m as big a bogan as you get and I work in the signwriting industry. A guy (19) came and asked me if I would make him a cap with “Proud to be an Aussie” on it. He was as black as anyone could be and he had a tear in his eye. My heart went out to this kid. I have refused many people their … we are full stickers since. I actually like our multi cultural society and although I don’t like some people’s religious beliefs, I would never hurt their feelings because of race. I also don’t like the thought that little kids can read these stickers. What’s wrong with oz pride? Unless you are gay!! (just kidding… it takes all kinds and I like that too! I also like wearing black!)

2 11 2011
Bob

you have to be pure ignorant to think Australia is full. Go look at the numbers, there are not anywhere near enough skilled workers in Australia. Not enough teachers, surgeons, engineers, dentists, doctors and the list goes on… firstly because of Australian population and young/old ratio and also because many Australians are too lazy and laid back to go to uni.

11 01 2012
Matt

I definately think there are alot worse countries for institutionalised racism than australia. My favorite country, Japan, is very racist. However, I think it is important for us to focus on exposing our own racist, generally small minded, cultural facets. It would be a total cop-out to say other countries are smaller minded than our own and use that as some kind of excuse. The fact is that bogans do exist and they should be shamed into oblivion

9 08 2012
barry

Its pure short sighted to say the country is not full we should keep growing our population. The worlds population is currently not sustainable. A bigger population places more demands on just about everything. It is not sustainable. Who wants to ride a bus loaded to the brim and wait in traffic while the government spends millions on new roads just to keep up?

At some point you need to stop growing (you will simple run out of enough arible land and water) and start thinking sustainable, western Europe and Scandinavia are the best models. Though we can learn a lot from their failed immigration.
Labelling people bogans is a bit of a yawn. Most Australians are very laid back, western culture in general. We don’t have a win at all costs attitude. We simply don’t see the point in it. Thats why you don’t see as many western Aussies going through to uni and other higher aspirations. These bogan people are not all stupid, after all they are part of a people who provided the modern world! The internet, motor cars, aeroplanes, your fridge, bogans gave you all that. A little more respect for some of the western folk who choose not to make life a competition, and consequently probably have more friends.


Half valid. The bogan believes Australia is full when questioned about the potential arrival of non-bogans, but it sees no connection between this response, and its demand for a baby bonus for its own population growth plan. It’s hypocrisy of this type that is the hallmark of the bogan. TBL

1 10 2014
judgefloyd

I thought it was ARPA, a research division of the United States military that gave us the internet. To quote TBL from the ‘Jersey Shore’ pic; ‘these people are not bogans, they are Americans’.

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18 06 2014
anonymouse

fuck off we’re about 5% full 😀

19 09 2014
nick

You need to go back to school, 75% of australia is uninhabitable mate, how dumb can one be?

So keep your emasculated defeatist ideals and beliefs to yourself. You are an embarassment to your own kind.

Because we want a country of our own were automatically racist? Who do you think you are mate? Who gave YOU permission to give away OUR country?

You are obliviously ignorant please shut up you weak, pathetic, defeated human being.

22 10 2014
Mike

The fit in or fuck off sticker on the Canadian flag is aimed at imigrants (mainly muslim) who leave their native land for a chance at a better life but some of them are activists that try and turn other countries into the crap they left behind. I am a Canadian citizen and I have no problem with people imigrating here as it diversifies our culture. But it pisses me off to hear stories from Europe like how a man in Paris (his native land) was beat to within an inch of his life by radicals because he was drinking during ramadon. Those people are the problem ant they very well should fuck off!

12 02 2015
Mandy

This blog reminds me of a time when I saw a 1978 Commodore with a bumper sticker that said No Fat Chicks. I threw eggs at the car because it was sexist!

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