Comments on: #217 – Driving Like a Fucking Idiot

By: Alyssa KT

Alyssa KT — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 03:36:03 +0000

I’ve never seen this??
Are you actually on the GC?

By: Mallee

Mallee — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 18:44:12 +0000

On the Gold Coast young tradies fit their utes with yellow lights in their roofs, this gives them the right to make U turns anywhere & overtake on nature strips.

By: Campin'Cathy

Campin'Cathy — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 10:30:13 +0000

rooves…bogan

By: Ban bogans from Earth

Ban bogans from Earth — Wed, 04 Jul 2012 03:42:07 +0000

Commodores, there, I’ve said it all.

What kind of car is that behind so close that I can’t see the bonnet, but I can a driver with thick black frame sunglasses, long hair, a long goaty and a cigarette in his mouth? Oh it’s a Commodore.

What kind of car is that that the tail brake lights blink on the off chance when they’re indicating? Oh it’s a Commodore.

What kind of car is that that’s lowered, pursuit rims, tinted bubbly windows and a faded paint job? Oh it’s a Commodore.

What kind of car is that parked in front of a house with 5 other Commodores around? Oh it’s a Commodore.

What kind of car is that going 70km/h in a 100km/h zone, and when I go to over take, it speeds up to 140km/h so I can’t pass them? Oh it’s a Commodore.

By: Dash8

Dash8 — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 13:51:23 +0000

Perth drivers take the fucking cake. Bogan or not….Some of the antics I’ve seen over the last couple of weeks would have earned summary executions in from Victorian traffic cops. Christ, I hate this dump!
TBL, have you considered a post on Perth, just for being Perth?

By: Billy Bob Buckshee

Billy Bob Buckshee — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 02:40:20 +0000

That is so true it shits me no end, and they aren’t bogans, the bogan doesn’t wait to merge thats for faggotts they accellerate and go for it. Same with undertaking I admit I do it all the time because useless f*cks have to hog the right lane. I find that the biggest menace is the lebbo/ elephant jockey/ sand nigger group they are an abomination and should be deported immediately thus creating more room on the road for the good old aussie hoon. Hoons come from all social standing and are not necessisarily of full on bogan, quite often beamers and other expensive euro shit are driven to gay abandon on our roads by idiots who the plebs of this site think they belong in

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 00:13:09 +0000

Perth is the home of the bogan all right. Bogans racing into the merge at the last minute when you have worked out your merging distance is my biggest hate along with the turkeys who tailgate in the early hours of the morning with billion watt blue headlights so that you have you flick your rear vision mirror down. This in the left hand lane when the right hand lane has plenty of room for them to overtake. I have also seen people speed up to overtake (or block)traffic trying to merge from on ramps – just insane. Another good one is travel in the right hand lane then quickly cut across one or more lanes to get to your exit just in time to avoid smashing your car into the ramp. If you can miss the other cars by twelve inches or less then you are an “awesome” driver.

In Perth you take your life in your hands if you stop at an amber light because chances are some commodore driving bogan has already accelerated to warp speed behind you. I have crossed on amber lights only to watch streams of three or four cars follow me across.

I often wonder at boganmobiles that make an exceptionally impressive engine noise complete with the turbo type sucking and snuffling sounds but in reality go no faster than the average six cylinder family sedan.

I only wish the metal “testicles” hanging underneath the bogan vehicles (these having replaced fluffy dice) were real so I could give them a swift kick.

By: Agreeance

Agreeance — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 21:41:59 +0000

Surely, hidden somewhere in the ABS archives, are the stats for how many road fatalities are caused by bogans and their Mediterranean siblings (is there a word for them? I mean, a non “rascist” word). Can’t imagine it’s anything less than 90%.

By: True Believer

True Believer — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:15:39 +0000

Here’s another little known rule with roundabouts, it’s give way to the traffic on the roundabout, not give way to the car approaching the roundabout on your right, unless of course he actually enters the roundabout before you.

Once on a deserted country road in Victoria I did battle with a bogan in his ute who was approaching a deserted roundabout at right angles to me. We could see each other approach the roundabout for some time through the trees and I had a feeling it may get hairy since the other car was clearly speeding. I got to the roundabout seconds before him, had the audacity to drive straight through instead of stopping in respectful and demure silence to let him pass, being a woman and all. I was priveleged to have the full compendium of bogan swear words hurled at me through an open window (who knew the doppler effect changed the human voice so hilariously) as he vented his frustration at having to slow down at a roundabout when he of course owned the road.

Yep, I took a risk, but the rewards of hearing the bogan howling with frustration that he wasn’t allowed to have what was clearly his made up for it.

By: Vivv

Vivv — Mon, 30 May 2011 08:39:41 +0000

Just recently, 2 nights ago, a 17 year old Perth boy was killed at an Intersection.
He was one of my mums work friends’ son.
It was just after work, where he was dropping some friends home and then his life ends.

Found out the death was caused by a DRUNK driver, driving a UTE.
Who drives Utes? Bogans.