Friday Bachelor of Bogan (BBo)

12 11 2010

It’s Friday. Please affix your vertebrate nervous systems to the following:

Bogans venturing into major city centres at night time should be most afraid of:

The most appropriate way to pay respects to a tragically deceased friend is:

‘Punji hunting’ is:

Bogans NRL fans this week have been shocked to discover:

 

Nicola King is excited because:

 

 

 


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195 responses

12 11 2010
v'visexxxion

Oooh, if you next song button, you get Stephen Colbert in Strangers with Candy doing a song!!!

12 11 2010
chris

Damn, Viv, you beat me to it. They’re some bad specs Colbert has on.

12 11 2010
chris

Judge Liz Gaynor! You go, girl.

12 11 2010
Mick

I was sent that NRL photo yesterday morning. Opened up my phone and BAM, there it was.

Trust me, it’s the last thing a bleary eyed fellow needs at 5.30 in the morn.

12 11 2010
j3st3r

Nicola King. How did I miss her this week? Courtesy of TBL, unsucessfully.

12 11 2010
p'bee

i stupidly clicked on the link. hideous tattoo.

12 11 2010
j3st3r

In isolation I actually like her tattoo but, as it’s body art, I can’t say I’m taken by the canvas that it’s presented on to the point where I can feel brain cells dying and IQ points evaporating as I look at her.
Although it does raise a question in my mind that I should probably pose on the TBL entry proper.

12 11 2010
p'bee

the main thing that confuses me about the tattoo is the b located at the bottom of it. i’m just confused by it.

12 11 2010
v'visexxxion

B for Boguette.

12 11 2010
Ash - Corporate Lawyer cum Lingerie Model

I actually like her tattoo. It’s an upgrade on the traditional bogan slag tag for sure. I’m a sucker for women who aren’t afraid to get tattoos in other places though.

12 11 2010
lolplates

In tribute to the funeral, I can remember this video of how to arrive at a formal:

12 11 2010
lolplates

I wish I could have turned up like this, my high school had a nice u-turn bay that would have been perfect for this.

12 11 2010
lolplates

The two fine young gentlemen pretty much tick every box that TBL have put forward, from the looking at that photo.
Badly fitted suit
Foreign tattoo
Probably did a short course in interior design, judging by the maXXtreeme hair cuts.

12 11 2010
v'visexxxion

A very short course , judging by the hair.

12 11 2010
betterthantheoriginalwally

Pffft – you forgot the durries mate

12 11 2010
j3st3r

ZOMGGGG!!!!!! It’s his hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Well it is things bogans like)
Looks rather like a black Davy Crockett.

12 11 2010
cottcoast

I bet they’re wearing white fake reptile-skin shoes …

12 11 2010
s webb

thinks there is a vast difference between arseholes and bogans. Sure, they can be both but not all bogans are racists criminals.

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

In this case, they succeed admirably in being both bogans and racist fückwit arseholes.

No wonder the judge stepped away from her professional veneer of cool, reasoned impartiality and told those in the courthouse how it was, in unvarnished terms. And to think that those sods were themselves children of migrants, who themselves would’ve doubtless been subjugated by racism, both in deeds and words meted out at them not that long ago.

13 11 2010
Fiona of Carlton

That’s the thing that gets me the most!

As the judge said both their mothers are migrants so they should know all too well.

My grandparents were migrants from Greece during the wave of European arrivals in the 50s and my grandmother can tell you lots of stories from the time.
But even I don’t have to look that far back. I was removed from my school due to racist bullying.
These guys just need a good slap around the head.

12 11 2010
clipper

What really astounds me re the Joel Monagan act is the number of bogans that will still stick up for him – like this one here
“Clipper, I’m not really a dog person. I can’t even stand how they lick at your face, but if someone wants to let a dog lick them on the lips I’m not going to call them names. If someone wants to go a little further, as long as the dog’s ok, similarly I don’t care. I learnt long ago in a lot of hairy situations not to impose my standards on other people unless you’re prepared for them to do the same to you.”
As long as the dogs OK!!! what goes through these peoples minds?

13 11 2010
Tombarina

True dat, Clipper.

I’m also astounded by those who seek to minimise it; to wit: “it’s not loike he was, y’know, rootin’ it or nuffink”.

These are not people I want to spend Christmas with. I don’t trust them around the turkey.

12 11 2010
betterthantheoriginalwally

One Google Image search for Nicole King and your boner will be lost quicker than a bogan loses concentration.

12 11 2010
hel

I googled Nicole King. I don’t know, she is not WHOLLY unattractive, rather spend an evening over dinner with her than with the Bingle King. And another thing! The article says “voluptuous figure” FAKE BOOBS DO NOT COUNT! I cannot fathom why people espose the virtues of fake boobs! It is EXACTLY LIKE “Wow my boyfriend has the tiniest penis ever but he just straps on a huge dildo and I am so turned on” OMG!

12 11 2010
Ash - Corporate Lawyer cum Lingerie Model

Now I know what I need to do.

And fake tits =/= strap ons. At least with fake tits it’s a bit less obvious.

12 11 2010
hel

As much as I ebjoyed this weeks BBo, I cannot stop looking at the picture of those two “men”. I have a nine year old son and I am sure he is taller than the guy with the styled mullet. WOMEN HAVE SEX WITH THOSE MEN!!!! WTF!! Probably Nicole King though, so it’s ok. *shudder*

12 11 2010
p'bee

i swear the guy on the right must be kneeling.

12 11 2010
hel

HOw can he possibly expect anyone to take him seriously at that height? How can he look in the mirror and be pleased with his appearance? How can he think THAT is acceptable in any form? OK height is not his fault but the rest of that….. fiasco, he calls an appearance is diabolical

12 11 2010
v'visexxxion

Maybe they are on steps, and he is a few steps further down – bogans love perspective photo trickery after all. Still, there is no perspective other than completely farkin heinous to account for that mullet.

12 11 2010
chris

…and he’ll be doing a bit of kneeling where he’s going, hopefully.

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

No it’s not OK for them to go bumping uglies, for too many of these bogans wilfully avoid the manifold contraceptive devices at their disposal…they just keep breeding, thus that’s why some of these types are affectionately known as “breeders”, just so they can feed their ego with their product of loinfruit and also collect their five Gs (wouldn’t a bogan actually spell that as “G’s”, or “g’s”?).

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Bring back castration Bag’o.

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Though it goes right against the grain of my deeply-held convictions of civil libertarianism, I sometimes wonder whether reversible compulsory sterilisation would be a worthwhile idea.

Left to ponder on the consequences of that (say, perhaps that in the halls of power in Australia, we are inching closer to a situation of becoming even more of a mediocracy, with bogans at the helm, then all of us “pinko-pooftah-lezzo-greenie-veggo-high-falutin’-intellectual scum”—who, by the way, would think twice anyway before procreating—would have our minds in regards to reproduction made up for us. The rest of you, we’ll take the plugs out and go grab your five grand! All by those people who are sooo freedom-loving, they’ll strip our basic human rights away invoking the very name of freedom…so no, maybe not such a grand idea.

At least some of us here actually consider The Law Of Unintended Consequences!

12 11 2010
Sten

I cringe when I hear the word “freedom” used in a political context, especially by European politicians, where the word seems to be it’s own antonym. Fortunately the nutcases who lead such “Freedom” Parties tend to die in car accidents or are shot by enaraged “pinko-pooftah-lezzo-greenie-veggo-high-falutin’-intellectual scum”.

Screw having charitable tendencies… it’s coming down to Bogans vs. “pinko-pooftah-lezzo-greenie-veggo-high-falutin’-intellectual scum”, and while I’m neither homosexual or vegetarian, I know which side of the fence I’m on.

That said, rather than attempt out and out Bogicide, I’d be more inclined to settle on a few hundred hectares in the country with like-minded individuals.

13 11 2010
SD

Bogicide-new one

Its a veritable dictionary by now-from memory we have had bogosophy, bogonology, boguery, bogonator, boguery, boguestatic etc. And malapropisms could well be entitled Boglish.

So many possibilities……..wasn’t a list floating around on some thread?

13 11 2010
Sten

Boglish is also a good one, SD.

But don’t forget “Boaglet”, as in “that swamp donkey’s litter of horrible little boaglets are licking the windows again”.

14 11 2010
SD

:-) Nursery Rhymes for Boaglets, I look forward to that one. Bogue versions of Jack & Jill so to speak – I will leave the spelling to Viv.

I just had a friend ask me about Bogan Moths.

JH, was Mrs. Malaprop the precursor of the bogue/chav?!

14 11 2010
James Hunter

SD Good thought, of course most bogans will never read enough classic english literature to understand the allusions

14 11 2010
SD

In fact it would appear that classic English lit is more often than not taught in the colonies-I know people here who have never heard of Three Men in a Boat, which is a shame :-)

14 11 2010
Sten

That would be a classic, SD, but I reckon Shirley should handle that project, since she’s such a great poet.

13 11 2010
James Hunter

SD
Malapropisms owe their etymology to Byron and Sheridan so one would think that they be English and certainly predate Bogans ? AT least Mrs Malaprope would like to think so !

13 11 2010
James Hunter

Sorry Malaprop

14 11 2010
James Hunter

SD,
I love Oscar Wilde , some Shakespear and “Waiting for Godot”

12 11 2010
James Hunter

Simon,
And branding ?

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

See conversation re Tatts.

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

So TBL stole my bogan of the week with Nicole. I have a question instead to raise debate.

Some of our esteemed contributors are self confessed tattoo afficianado’s so how do they feel that the tattoo now seems so denote one as a complete arse hat. I mean this most seriously not to denigrate you good people. But look at her or this

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/11/the-htmlers/

or this

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/11/le-porcelain-chef-watches/

or this

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/09/13/1225919/989030-dane-swan.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl/how-do-you-stop-dane-swan/story-e6frecnu-1225919965900&usg=__koqn-Eku8stgxHCX9kkBSWgNWyw=&h=421&w=316&sz=45&hl=en&start=42&zoom=1&tbnid=-i0fd5wXoczZgM:&tbnh=151&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddane%2Bswan%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DX%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENAU373%26biw%3D1260%26bih%3D613%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C920&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=253&vpy=159&dur=266&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=105&ty=133&ei=FKvcTLmELYq4vQPJ9OiACg&oei=BKvcTLrLEoq8vgPHmbTCCA&esq=3&page=3&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:42&biw=1260&bih=613

or this

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.boudist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ruby-rose-133.jpg&imgrefurl=http://connect.in.com/ruby-rose/photos-ruby-rose-133-2bb021b6dca1a518.html&h=750&w=500&sz=204&tbnid=YP5EPX714sq5_M:&tbnh=275&tbnw=183&prev=/images%3Fq%3Druby%2Brose&zoom=1&q=ruby+rose&hl=en&usg=__uZkBOuy6BxgMuJtwuqHgQy5THPI=&sa=X&ei=OavcTJCxDoOavgOr_piOCg&ved=0CCAQ9QEwAQ

12 11 2010
James Hunter

Simon,
It is a shame for sure. Maybe more public flogings ?

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

At the very least, or a rough rodgering with a live porcupine.

13 11 2010
betterthantheoriginalwally

HotChicks with Douchebags is a snowball to avalanche running out of control. Genii.

Simon – allow me to introduce you to a concept called http://tinyurl.com/

12 11 2010
j3st3r

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/slideshowajax/132221/zoo-swimsuit-calendar-launch.slideshow

Slide two caused me to smile and shake my head because I think I’ve just worked out the (deeper) reason for Mz (she’d have to be a Mz) King getting her tattoo, and no I’m not leaning towards art appreciation.

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

They must all come out of the same factory.

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

I’ve gone into moderation so will try to repost my question

So TBL stole my bogan of the week with Nicole. I have a question instead to raise debate.

Some of our esteemed contributors are self confessed tattoo afficianado’s so how do they feel that the tattoo now seems so denote one as a complete arsehat? I mean this most seriously not to denigrate you good people. But look at her and where tatts are now popping up.

I posted a few links to Dane Swan, Ruby Rose, Hotchicks with douchebags to illustrate my point.

12 11 2010
Mick

How long until someone has dogs playing poker inked on their back? That will be critical mass point. Nobody will ever take a tattoo seriously after that.

It will be the end of the current fad.

12 11 2010
James Hunter

Well some people take Salvador Dali seriously so what can one say?

12 11 2010
James Hunter

Actually I do take Ruben seriously but he knew what a real mans woman looked like

14 11 2010
chris

Then I guess critical mass is what we’ve hit:

http://news.bmezine.com/2010/09/21/why-wouldnt-dogs-play-poker/

14 11 2010
Mick

Oh, for the love of…no, you know what? I was wrong. That’s not all that bad. I can look at that tat and laugh. Most of the time I shake my head and mumble ‘tosser’.

15 11 2010
chris

That’s what I thought when I read your first comment. There’s a bit of self-deprecating humour in that tatt IMHO; something your average bogue isn’t really all that down with.
Maybe something along the lines of, say a “Free Chapelle” mural inked across the back might bring us to tipping point.

12 11 2010
v'visexxxion

As they say Simon, the only difference between people who are tattooed and those that aren’t, is that that those of us with tatts don’t care whether you have one or not.

I get my tatts because I enjoy the experience and because I want them. I could bang on for days about deep meanings and reclaiming my body, buts that’s a lot of wank.

Every skank out there with an ugly , cheap, off the wall, slash shop tatt only serves to highlight to me how much better my custom tatts are. When I grow old and they are ugly and wrinkly, they will match the rest of me. I wasn’t planning on a modelling career in my retirement :)

I used to be heavily into piercing in the very early 90’s and have taken all but my septum ring out, and i’m not sure how much longer i’ll keep that. The day I saw a granny with nose studs was they day they all went. I did enjoy the experience of getting them done though.

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

What interests me is the bogans appropriation of tatts as a way of being unique just like everyone else and ending up looking like a tool and how that makes you feel.

You know lets say you like a band and suddenly the bogan starts liking them, they are somehow tarnished not neccasarily through any fault of their own but it happens. Nose studs you can take out, tatts you are basically stuck with.

12 11 2010
v'visexxxion

Well, unless you are either a convict or sailor or a south sea islander, you have appropriated tatts from another culture anyway.

Nothing is original anymore and if your motivation to get a tattoo is to be unique, then I guess you are probably a bogan. I got them because I wanted them. At the end of the day you prove you’re special by the way you behave , not what you wear, have tattooed , pierced, vajazzled or your hairstyle.

12 11 2010
hel

I agree. I have tattoos (and a tramp stamp, but it is not tribal, lyrics by an obscure band who, if ever co-opted by the bogues, I shall have to have burned from my flesh with laser, but I am safe for they broke up ten years ago) but all of mine are relatively hidden and have deeply personal meanings that will not fade with time. I’m too lazy to keep a diary so I get ink instead as a way of telling my story!

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Good answer V’v.

Where the hell is Tomba’s report on her Powderfinger experience. We are being let down V’v.

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Maybe she’s been damned to Hell to spend an eternity with them together on board a Jetstar plane.

I hope not :o

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Perhaps she scored a Fanning?

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

I just hope that Tomba can sneak into the hold and kindly pilfer for me the bassist’s Rickenbacker, like the Sex Pistols did to Bowie’s Spiders From Mars (unlike Stinkfinger, Bowie et al were truly good)…if he still uses one (maybe not a Ricky nowadays, but take that and the other members axes away nonetheless!).

I normally do not advocate theft, but extricating a fine instrument from the hands of someone polluting the airwaves is never a bad thing, a lesser of two evils. Then some good, at least, will have come from this sojourn!

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

TOOOOMMMMBBBBAAAAA, come back, are you ok?

12 11 2010
Tombarina

Hulllooooooo!!!!!! Sorry.
Utterly underwhelmed by The Finger.
Would have enjoyed it more had I (A) not had the benefit of seeing Neil and the lads the previous evening, thereby providing a salutory benchmark of musicianship and (B) not had midstrength beer, shite plonk and premix spilled all over me every time the neighbouring muffin-topped swamp donkey thrust her drink into the air as some sort of emphasis for her persistent braying of “OI LUVV YA BERNIE!!!!!”.
However, did see a couple tearing one off on the lawn as we left the venue, and three scrubbers going the knuckle, so that was noice.
Can only imagine that tomorrow night’s Farnsie Memorial Last Evah Concert will be even more restrained, what with it being a non-school night and all…..

12 11 2010
Mick

TOMBARINA!

Don’t you ever stay out with that crowd and not keep in contact young lady. Do you know how worried we all were?

It was all we could do stopping Simon ringing up the morgue.

12 11 2010
Tombarina

Sorry Mick – I’ve spanked myself and given me a jolly good talking to. Apologies all round!

13 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Thank god you survived. Would hate to lose you to boganity Tomba.

12 11 2010
j3st3r

As with all the entries on TBL the key is not the WHAT bogans like but the WHY bogans like them. I enjoy V8’s because I can relate them, as compared to F1s, to cars in the street, I drive a Commodore because the price and number of seats suited and I have tattoos because I wanted them, not because I needed them. My ink does not define, it is but a small part of the greater me.

12 11 2010
martin

I guess you can sort of tell if someone got a tatt because of the tacky ed hardy style culture or if they got one because it was more of I guess you might say an emotional decision.

I was at Sydney airport the other day and I was hanging around where there were some perthies going home and there were a couple of old school bogans sporting tatts and they carried themsevles well. They weren’t wankers or nuthin. Well they didn’t look like wankers.

Ergh, Ruby Rose, what a tosser.

I don’t have tatts btw.

12 11 2010
James Hunter

why not?
No artistic instincts or chicken?

13 11 2010
martin

Wouldn’t suit me. I’m a bit of a nerd. I don’t really like tatts much anyway.

Have you got tatts James? I thought you were a very respectable engineer.

13 11 2010
James Hunter

Martin,
Respectable ? Have to take that under advisment !
Engineer? retired
tatts, just go to my web site(double click on my name at the top of this message and it should come straight up. I am “Baby Hanibal”

13 11 2010
martin

Quite a career change. Do any of the women strip off in the show?

13 11 2010
James Hunter

Martin,
No the girls dont.
We always advertise that the show contains nudity and of course all the punters assume it is the girls !
Just befor we do the beer lift one of the girls asks the audience if they are ready for some nudity while tugging at the edge of her tights. Then they have a real reality check.
These days we mostly do small private shows, parties sort of thing but still have the where with all to put a big show together if the need arrises. Did Guinness in Italy last year (second Guinness) and would like to go next year. They are very small shows ,for any individual act, but part of a mega production.

12 11 2010
Sten

Hmm… in regards to whom Bogans should be afraid of on a night out… why am I not surprised the root cause is right-wing shock jocks? Laws, Jones, Francis, Hinch and the like are so full of shit, they should be ground up for fertiliser.

12 11 2010
chris

Sten, I can’t speak for Laws Hinch, et al because I try and avoid listening to them. Francis, while he is a right-wing schmuck, (and full of shit as you pointed out) is not really one to stir up stuff like that IMHO. I still lay most of the blame on shows like ACA and Today Tonight.

12 11 2010
Sten

Fair enough, Chris. As for TT/ACA… TT bills itself as “Sydney’s Voice”. If that is in fact the case, either I’m a mute, or I speak Tuvan.

Still, I pretty much avoid all news/current affairs that cannot be seen on SBS and ABC.

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

That’s my remedy too. The only talkback radio I listen to is ABC Radio National’s “Australia Talks”, which is in the main, a dickhead-free zone, and the rare one that does slip through is efficiently dealt with by either being told to keep to the topic and then bumped to make way for the next caller, or is simply briefly acknowledged by a “thank you, fair enough, but we have to move to the next caller…”.

This is good example of a media forum where reasoned debate can take place—despite the alleged Left-wing bias, this program allows both (or more, as often as not) sides of the debate to be heard. What the Right sometimes forget is that the batsh¡t crazy wingnuts tend to be more likely to live on their side of the fence.

12 11 2010
Sten

The thing of it is though, I’m not sure whether any of these fucktards has a national audience… we’d be in real strife if any of them did and one decided to have a crack at the The Lodge (still, at least they could never succeed in reintroducing their beloved capital punishment).

Oh well, there goes any chance of me getting any sleep tonight.

12 11 2010
chris

Yup. And people wonder why I used to love “Frontline”.

13 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Would be ideal if it were a mandatory part of the syllabus for all gerbilism students (and that includes the clothes horses that front the camera on these televisual-tabloids).

It’s sad to think that those lessons meted out by the Working Dog crew back in the mid-90s are just as applicable and pertinent today…how people forget.

13 11 2010
TheBattlersPrince

As far I know BO’T, Frontline is still part of the NSW HSC English syllabus; we had it back in 2004, but most of the humour was lost on my fellow classmates. I was lucky to have an aunty who was a rabid D Gen fan and gave me an education fed on the best bits of the Late Show…

14 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

I remember them first-time ’round in late 80s…they’re a formative part of the evolution in my sense of humour.

15 11 2010
chris

Still got some old ABC merch with “Frontline” on it. It’s fun to wear out: about 1 in 20 people who pass you by have a bit of a giggle.

12 11 2010
martin

I think the root cause is that they’re a pack of deranged scum.

Guess what? John Laws is coming back! He’ll be on 2SM. Haha. He’s 75 he looks like such a fossil.

12 11 2010
Sten

Yeah, shame about that. He looks 75, but his attitudes belong to a time when Sydneysiders were paid in Rum and flogging was all-too-common.

12 11 2010
Sheriff Struggle

My daily pleasure is reading the comments on the most bogan article on the herald sun website. Of course it was the two muppets with the haircuts and bad attitudes that had the best comments. I especially liked this one. Note the spelling of Rebecka – she didn’t really have much hope did she?

rebecka ilovepetar Posted at 10:49 AM Today
how about you all go get a life i know these boys like there family and they are nothing like this stupid paper says. you have no right judging them by what other people say and like they say “dont judge a book by it’s covour” so you learn there story, before you go judging them and and THERE NOT BOGANS! THERE NOT STUPID THERE NO THUGS there good boys with loving families that make idiotic desicions! so how about you all just leave and get a life. kthanksbye.
Comment 87 of 225

12 11 2010
chris

“Oh the boganity…”

12 11 2010
v'visexxxion

Rebecka gets it. Having a loving family absolves all forms of assholism!

12 11 2010
chris

Lemme guess… at the sentencing Rebecka will be one of the circus freaks screaming abuse at the news cameramen and flipping the bird to all and sundry

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

No doubt wearing her best tracky for the occasion.

12 11 2010
p'bee

link to the article? i could do with some entertainment.

12 11 2010
12 11 2010
chris

Oh sweet baby Jesus. I now have work colleagues looking at me and wondering why I am sniggering uncontrollably.

12 11 2010
p'bee

i like this comment too:
annoymes of victoria Posted at 6:48 AM Today

this story is a lil judge mentel some people go threw troble and they do stupid things it shouldnt be all put in a racist perspective there young and puting them away will only make them worse every one makes stupid decision this one was just really bad.

Comment 35 of 225

so many spelling errors it almost reads like some sort of code. and i’m trying to work out if their name is meant to be anonymous or if they’re just describing themselves as annoyed.

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

It’s a new bogue name P’bee.

12 11 2010
lolplates

It is almost as bad as my english skills.

12 11 2010
p'bee

i just noticed rebecka’s ‘surname’ is i love petar. apparently she can’t even correctly spell the five letter name of her love.

12 11 2010
j3st3r

I noticed that earlier and figured it was the bogue variant…

12 11 2010
Sten

Who can tell these days?

I’m still absolutely gobsmacked that anyone could possibly look like those two troglodytes and have any self-respect. I also think the gene pool needs a new life saver – that these two are allowed in it is ample evidence of this.

12 11 2010
v'visexxxion

That particular gene pool needs draining.

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

I think the users have been pissing in the pool.

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Chuck in a few tubs of chlorine and watch ‘em fizzle…

Aww, scheiße…they didn’t fizzle. Their peroxided hair simply turned green. Bugger.

12 11 2010
Sten

Hey Turnips, is chlorine thinly-veiled way to say Sarin gas?

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

I wish, at times, I was that uncharitable :P

Nah, just furthering the pool analogy: I can remember when my (dearly departed) Dad would throw into the pool a bucket or two of chlorine, after having neglected to maintain the water over Winter. I would watch with ten-year-old amazement as the murky green water would soon turn a murky teal colour, sizzling and seething away in its biochemical reaction, seeing the algae disintegrate.

12 11 2010
brad

ha ha it was always a good way too exterminate the the amphibious fauna that infested the backyard water-hole over winter,poor things never destined to be anything but taddies-shame those two morons advanced beyond that stage.

12 11 2010
Sten

I have similar memories, Turnips, only my Dad’s still going strong.

And I also remember being to impatient to get into the pool, that I wouldn’t be able to see properly for the next three days…

12 11 2010
James Hunter

chlorine kills you sure enough not as quick or dramatic as Sarin. Easier to get though oodles of it at swimming pools(like council baths size) any of the small water chlorination or chloramination stations scatered round the country towns. The latter have bulk liquis amonia too Hmmmmmmmmm

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Jarrod of Melbourne Posted at 10:34 AM Today
Nice hair cuts ladies! Looks pretty tough with his 5 foot stature, fag hanging out the mouth and mullet. Love the tattoo on the other bloke who is obviously fluent in asian languages. I hear big boy prison is looking for some puffed up wannabees for christams.

Comment 56 of 225

Love the dwarf jokes.

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

They’ll be kept well up-to-date on life on the inside.

12 11 2010
RobertL

That little runt on the right would be one of those annoying types who is really tough when he hangs out with 5 or 6 mates.

In my mind I have a picture of him leaving his mates at the end of a good night’s “Punji hunting”, walking around the corner while talking about he much he hates “fucking curries” and bumps into a large Sikh. You know the type – ex Indian Army, large, stocky, with a huge turban and magnificent handlebar moustache.

Can you spell, “involuntary bowel evacuation”?

12 11 2010
Sten

That would be hilarious, wouldn’t it, RobertL? Of course, because “all them farkin’ curries look the same, maaaayte”, the Bogan would likely wade in anyway and hopefully get his arse well and truly kicked.

15 11 2010
chris

Heh Heh. Let a few angry Gurkhas loose on ‘em.

15 11 2010
Ash - Corporate Lawyer cum Lingerie Model

Hell with that, let them run into me and I’ll show those little bastards what us curry can do.

To butcher one of my favourite quotes from the second Wog Boy movie – “I’m half Indian, half Fijian and I don’t know which half wants to kill you the most!”

12 11 2010
Blueballs

What a short-arse!!! Somewhere in Melbourne there is a naked Ken Doll

12 11 2010
lolplates

It is quite funny how small he is, but I can’t talk I am short too. I still think the small man syndrome crown still rests with Dani from cradle of filth.

12 11 2010
Mick

It may just be that I’m an angry man but I reckon if I walked past that little toerag I would have an irresistable urge to knee him in the head.

I don’t often think like that anymore but something about him…

12 11 2010
Sten

Being short isn’t funny in and of itself (look at ten years of John Howard – there was nothing funny about that, apart from maybe the eyebrows), but the naked Ken doll crack was hilarious. Well done, Blueballs.

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

I bet he wears cuban heels.

12 11 2010
Blueballs

The little fella looked like he escaped from the chocolate factory! Any chance I can hire him for next year’s St Pats party????

12 11 2010
Mick

I would have thought that golf was totally non-bogan. To play the game well it takes an awful lot of time, patience and perservereance. Not to mention a calm mind. Bogans do not have these attributes.

Yet today watching the Masters I have been bombarded with ads for Hey Hey and Warnie’s new tv show. Does channel nein want me to switch off on one of the few times of the year I turn them on?

12 11 2010
p'bee

but what else could nein advertise? virtually all of their programming is completely bogan, so any show of theirs they ever advertise is going to be geared to the bogue.

12 11 2010
Mick

True, and Tiger is there. Bogans like Tiger ’cause he’s rich and banged lots of pornstars.

12 11 2010
martin

I like him now coz of that. He seemed to be a clinical, annoying overachieving prat beforehand. Good to know he’s human.

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

A quote from that font of wisdom located at TISM Scared Cow Abattoirs (actually, from “Geniuses Are Turds” on De RigueurMortis):

“Dylan Thomas was a pisshead!
Jackson Pollock was a prick!
Norman Mailer hates women!
It’s an end-of-season trip!

“Heroes seem so from afar,
But if you meet them, you’ll think twice:
Genius is different from the rest of us—
Most of us are nice!”

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Oops: meant “Sacred”. Mind you, if I were a bovine and if a septet of strange, balaclava-kitted men approached me, I’d be a little suss.

Unsure whether it was an urban legend, but it reminds me story of a either a newsreader or a journo who made a similar malaprop-cum-spoonerism with the “Little Children Are Sacred” report into the Howard Government’s foray into dogwhistling by beating up on a minority under the cover of care and concern, into the Northern Territory Intervention. I’m not sure where I heard that comment in 2007, but I couldn’t help but laugh nervously at the unintended truth revealed in that subtle shuffle of letters.

12 11 2010
lolplates

The best thing about sport on telly is the awesome male hair dye ads. I almost die with laughter when I see them.

12 11 2010
p'bee

i’ll once again state my bemusement/love for the ‘touch of grey’ ad.

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

And to think that they’re just that little bit like George Clooney, they’ll go out and and spend maxxtreme amounts interest-free to have a bad coffee experience with a Nespresso machine (where the ground coffee is set into pods).

Wonder if a piano shall too fall on their heads when exiting from that shop? Will they meet their Maker, who’ll instead then berate them for shelling out wa-a-ay too much for a cuppa from a company best known for its nigh-undrinkable instant product and infant formulas they push onto unwitting mothers in less-developed countries? Will this Maker be merciful, or will they take note of the course of boganity that that wretched soul knowingly took through their lives, and send them to The Other Place?

12 11 2010
p'bee

it is interesting that clooney, who generally likes to present himself as someone concerned with injustice, poverty, war, etc is so happy to take money from nestle promoting their crap.

12 11 2010
hel

reading the article again, I wish to cry at the noxious nature of their attacks and the fact that BOTH BOGANS are spawn of IMMIGRANTS, do they not realise or even for a brief second observe the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS FLAW in their arguement to terrorise and injure others? You know what? Fuck of, we ARE full, full of dicks like these two and I would happily pay MY TAX DOLLARS (bogue) to see them sent to Northam and put behind a 3m fence with the athletic aliens currently residing there.

12 11 2010
hel

Julius Medina and Peter Salapura. As Aussie as Creme Brulee and Sashimi. Tools

12 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Hel, have another look at the photo and tell me if these two have ever had a thought that extends beyond KFC in their lives.

12 11 2010
hel

Point taken.

12 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Probably fangin’ for an Angry An(g)us Burger.

12 11 2010
Ash - Corporate Lawyer cum Lingerie Model
12 11 2010
brad

Of subject,but did anyone participate in President Ed’s great IQ oxymoron the other night?

12 11 2010
cottcoast

No, but I did spend a good deal of time laughing at the mental image I had of a bogue family sitting down with their TV dinners to test their IQs. I don’t know what the test involves, but I assume it is akin to the tessellation/problem solving questions that constitute most of the internet IQ test mockeries. Nein’s way of making their audience feel intelligent, despite the innate disdain for anything more mentally challenging than the NW Celebrity Crozzle.

15 11 2010
Sten

Why would I? It’s probably geared towards those with an IQ somewhere between the average shoe size and that of room temperature.

13 11 2010
Blueballs

Bogans, your King has spoken!

Direct from the source, I present exhibit A

http://www.standard.net.au/news/local/news/general/it-wasnt-me-claims-driver-nabbed-for-funeral-burnouts/1996143.aspx

“I like a burn out as much as the next person, but it wasn’t me”

13 11 2010
Blueballs

“I had my 18-month-old daughter Ashanti, my fiance Emma and my mother-in-law in the car”

I’m confused, is that the mother of your current partner, the grandmother of the bogan spawn Ashanti or the mother of your fiance….

Bonus points for confusing family arrangements, uber-bogan offspring naming and predilection for unregistered motor sports.

13 11 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Not to mention Aaron’s sister Sharon.

13 11 2010
Maggie

That the academy is called, nay compelled, to address boganity is evidenced yet again by a concrete instantiation of primeval ritual.
Critical Legal Scholars will be drawn by the subaltern subtext of, eg, “I’ve never had a conviction. I’ve had a couple of speeding fines and got done for unregistered but nothing exceptional” and “I shouldn’t have to pay, I’ve done nothing wrong. I don’t need this stress in my life.”

But most startling of all is the invocation “Ashanti” in the context of “memorial burnout” I feel some close reading coming on. Ashanti is not a naming after some 3rd rate celeb. To think this is to be diverted by a red herring playfully dressed up as crap spelling. An only slightly iconoclastic application of intertextuality transpots us as if by tardis to the Vedic scriptures and the aporias of justice.
Om(g)Shantih shantih shantih! But I can’t read Sanskrit and it’s punji lingo anyway so I’ll stick with The Waste Land by T S Eliot. Plenty of good gear there. BoB (Hons I) here I come.

14 11 2010
SD

Ashanti.

Who would want to name their child “lack of peace”?

Or after a Ghananian kingdom unless there was some compelling reason like tracing your ancestry back to its shores?

15 11 2010
Sten

Good point SD. If you want your foul offspring to be truly one-of-a-kind, try Mali, or Songhai or, for Bob’s sake, Benin or Dahomey.

At least the unfortunate sprog saddled with “Benin” could shorten it’s name to Ben.

15 11 2010
p'bee

actually, i can see dahomey being used for a boy.

15 11 2010
Sten

So can I, p’bee, and I can see it being used by a Bogan.

14 11 2010
SD

Pauline it appears is not going to the UK anytime soon.

“”Problems are worse over there than they are in Australia and Australia is still the best place in the world to live but the same sorts of awful things are happening here too. Residents of Commonwealth countries who want to live here are discriminated against in favour of others.”

Does she even realise that a lot of the immigrants to the UK in the last century were from Commonwealth countries?

14 11 2010
Mick

She meant to say mainly white commonwealth countries…

14 11 2010
Mick

I live smack bang in the middle of OneNation country. The following this appalling woman had was amazing. Everything she did or said was followed by oohs, ahhs and vigorous nodding of empty heads. Then repeated. Time and time again.

I used to have one of those Hanson Redneck tshirts. You could pick the tourists up here ’cause they would see it and laugh. The locals were working out how long it would take to get their skinning knife…

14 11 2010
James Hunter

Mick ,
Pauline was largly misunderstood. Two things to keep in mind. Most of what the media said had little relationship to what Pauline had actually said. It is instructive to read her book and her maiden speach (from Hansard)
The other thing that bears reflection is ; Is it not interesting how many of Paulines ideas were subsequently picked up by John Howard and the “liberals” ? OK so we know little johnny was a red neck in disguise but interesting none the less.

14 11 2010
Mick

No, she was as ignorant as a pig-ignorant ignoramus. The people who were most attracted to her up here were much the same…people who think that the White Australia Policy should still be in place.

And don’t let me get started on the Evil Dwarf…

14 11 2010
Bag O'Turnips

A past master of playing the good ol’ dogwhistle…(19 500 Hz sound comin’ your way!)

14 11 2010
SD

I know, it’s just amusing that without the qualifier it would appear she is suggesting discrimination against former colonies :-)

15 11 2010
Sten

According to Yahoo News (yes yes, I’m sure it’s a thoroughly disreputable news service), “Ms Hanson, 56, spent two months touring countries including England, the Czech Republic, Germany, Lithuania and France.”

Hmm, let me see here…

England: We’ve covered that well enough.

The Czech Republic: Home to many thousands of Roma people – plus to my experience the Czechs try not to speak English if they can help it, and I can’t see her learning their language.

Germany: Turks.

Lithuania: Who does she think she’s kidding!?

France: Has, for over half a century, been home to millions of people from France’s erstwhile African colonies.

Hey, she could always move to Pitcairn if she wanted to live exclusively among white Europeans.

14 11 2010
James Hunter

SD,
Thing to ponder, Of those UK immigrate comming to Aust some 15% used to quit and go home after about 5 years. OPfd those something like 85% reapplied to come back and live in Aust. They just needed the reality check.
The exact % are only as my recall allows and will vary but the concept is accurate.Just for Pedants

14 11 2010
SD

Doesn’t The Fatal Shore (the book) also say that even 200 years back the Brits wanted to immigrate here because of the resources, their general health improved etc.?

14 11 2010
James Hunter

SD,
Certainly none of the convicts that came here wanted to go back, well very few.

14 11 2010
Edward

Sorry to interject, in broad terms you are correct since the time-served convicts knew exactly the circumstances they would be returning to and most tried to make their own luck in a new place.

As a matter of policy however H.M.s government was wrestling with issues of rural malaise, urban overcrowding and it’s inevitable consequences. Thus the transportation policy. They didn’t really want transportees to return, and a ticket of leave only permitted the discharged convict to lawfully absent from custody. It was difficult for those who wished to leave the colonies to leave, whether to return to Great Britain or go elsewhere. Those on seven year sentences could return, though additional measures beyond a ticket of leave were required.

Those on longer sentences, particularly those transported for life, but whose sentences were commuted couldn’t.

A small fraction did in fact return. They no doubt did so to be with family, or to return to a familiar environment or simply because they quite naturally wished to put their penal past, the place of their imprisonment and their experiences there behind them. Of course recidivism occurred, and some were simply getting on with their penal futures (“Ready for the relapse ?”). As recidivists some presumably were either re-transported more permanently, or capitally punished.

The New South Wales Corps were indicted for many things after they were finally brought to heel, and one of the charges related to refusing leave from the colony to those who had served their sentences.

14 11 2010
James Hunter

Edward,
Like many in these recitals, I went for the short and to the point ,to make a point, knowing that if an essay were required you would step up to the plate.

14 11 2010
SD

The book left me with the impression that GB at the time had pretty draconian property laws hence the jails were overcrowded etc., hence the fact that even petty thefts resulted in transportation. Plus they lost their American properties.

Of course there may be a whole lot of reasons. Still it does seem that the numbers of people leaving US/Aus to return home was not substantial.

On the whole, the entire enterprise of sending people more than half way around the globe to an unknown place seems fantastical.

14 11 2010
Sten

Speaking for myself, as a Pom immigrant, if it wasn’t for my family and friends, I’d probably be back in the UK… even after 25 years, I just can’t abide the ferocious heat of an Australian summer.

14 11 2010
Mick

Now Sten, I thought you were a Sydney resident. And you’re complaining about heat?

Can I don my bogan hat for a second and suggest a cupful of cement?

14 11 2010
Sten

I am indeed, Mick. But it seems I’m optimised for temperatures <25 degrees. On the other hand, my brother will often wear a leather jacket on a balmy summer night and still be complaining he's cold.

He was born here though. I don't know how he'd cope in Europe.

15 11 2010
Mick

I am like your bro…don a jacket at the first sign of a chilly 24 degrees. Actually, that’s the temp I set for air-conditioning in the bedroom and pull the doona up under my chin.

15 11 2010
Sten

Couldn’t imagine that, Mick… though I suppose it’s all about what you’re used to.

14 11 2010
James Hunter

Sten, At least if you go to Liverpool Aus you are not as a whitey one of a 10% minority group !
Weatherwise, at least you have grass on your lawn not moss !

14 11 2010
Sten

Yes, but if I go to either Liverpool, I’m still in the minority group because I can count to 21 without resorting to dropping my pants.

14 11 2010
Maggie

Pauline is also talking again about running again.
She is also talking about maybe leaving Queensland.
She would need to because her endless reruns are viewed with huge cynicism up here even by the sort of people who like her so-called “ideas”.

14 11 2010
Sten

I’m guessing Tassie would be the place for her this time ’round… I’m pretty sure Tassie would have the highest proportion of whites to other races.

14 11 2010
James Hunter

Come on you guys Pauline was not promoting a white australia, she just wanted everyone to be treated equally. Go read her speaches. not what the right wing rabid press said she said.. I would hazard a guess that not one of you commenting have read her maiden speach ?

14 11 2010
Sten

Sure she was. Amongst other things, she expressed fears of Australia becoming an “Asian nation”. She published a book in which she stated that Aboriginal mothers were at one time infanticidal cannibals. She decided not to move to the UK because it was no whiter than here. She claimed that African immigrants were going to contribute to a higher rate of HIV in Australia.

Seems pretty racist to me, James.

But it doesn’t matter anyway. Little Johnny, the Solider King, co-opted much of her far-right populist bunkum, the result of which the country is still (unsuccessfully, it seems) trying to move past.

14 11 2010
Sten

Oh, and lookie here: Seems Pauline would be happy to get back into politics if King Canute asked her to… the very party which cast her into the wilderness!

http://www.news.com.au/features/federal-election/pauline-hanson-considering-a-return-to-politics-if-tony-abbott-asks-her-to/story-e6frfllr-1225896285293

The only thing is, I wouldn’t be surprised if Abbott was stupid and racist enough to accommodate.

14 11 2010
inspiral. coalescence. ringdown

sunday trading makes baby jesus cry.

14 11 2010
Sten

It sure does, Chubby, ‘cos it meant I had to go to work today!

14 11 2010
chubbybloodfart BBo

james H
I respectfully suggest you research the term “positive discrimination”
and extrapolate.

pauline and her ilk set this country back thirty years.

14 11 2010
James Hunter

Chubby,
I do understand however tow things remain
one is that most who crirtticise Pauline have never read what she actually said and that hardly makes a sound base from which to criticise.
The other is that positive discrimination is one of the very things Pauline was speaking against
Look to the differences in commonwealth benifits to people who have any black blood in them and those who are white. Purely because of that fact and with little regard to actual need.
If you feel that is fair then I guess that make me a bigot. so be it.

14 11 2010
Sten

James, mate, plenty of people rort the system, black or white… I mean, you’ve been a regular here for ages… surely you must realise that Bogans are the biggest rorters of them all? Baby bonus!? Pfft… fuck that, why should I subside the existence of millions of squealing Boaglets whose very raison d’etre is Mum’s wish to not work a day in her life and play the bloody pokies until she can get her hooks into a corporate hotshot who looks like Brad Pitt? Especially since doing so holds me back from making more of myself and in the long run, being able to contribute more to the economy.

In terms of the baby bonus, let the big end of town fork out for that, since they’re getting free childcare for the next generarion of cubicle monkeys who’ll end up working for them.

The long and the short of it, in my oppinion is that social spending (hell, almost all spending) in this country as a whole needs a massive shakeup, but the career criminals are too worried about upsetting Howard’s Battlers and losing the next election. Picking on the Brown People won’t make a lick of difference in the scheme of things.

15 11 2010
Mick

JH, I’m all for debate about discrimination and immigration. It’s healthy for a society to do so.

But it is worthless if it is sullied by racial and political overtones. Misinformation is what is holding the debate back. While there are vested interests throwing their two bobs worth in the conversation will never be clear. The media is at fault. The political parties are at fault. Business owners are at fault. Tax payers are at fault. My God, just about everybody is at fault because everybody has their own interests at heart instead of the good of the country.

Written, Spoken, Authorised by Mick
Loony Lefty Pinko Druggy Party of Australia.

14 11 2010
Maggie

Oh dearie me James Hunter, with your scrotum of steel or penis from Venus or whatever it was. Sorry, after innocently clicking on your linkie I had to reach for the smelling salts and they’ve made me a bit trippy.
PH’s only claim to fame is being proto-bogan Number One. These are the laurels on which she rests after all these years, She’s now a media tart with a habit. Look at moi, says Pauline, cos I want to be looked at. Her “maiden” speech was a load of cliches and pseudo-wisdom spiced up with anti-ranties.
Show me the tangible proof that there is more to PH than being a dumbogue.

15 11 2010
chubbybloodfart BBo

james
I took the time to read the maiden speech, and it serves only to confirm my opinions. I found it simplistic, naieve, frightened, wilfully hard hearted and biased. Mostly just an ignorant whinge. There are reasons and answers to every point she raises. I couldn’t be bothered listing them from my mobile. And much greater minds than mine have rebutted her extensively.
I understand this: aboriginal people have extra health, education and legal benefits. This would be because they are disproportionately represented in our hospitals and prisons and all but absent from our universities. In all, it amounts to eff all – Single Mothers probably account for a bigger slice of the welfare cake.
I last heard the life expectancy for aboriginal men was still in the fifties statistically.
I agree with your and pauline’s sentiments regarding equality, but wonder why no-one was saying so a hundred years ago. I mean these people only got the vote in the seventies. Now everyone expects all the damage to be undone in a generation or two. Don’t you think about another hundred years of positive discrimination might bring things closer to equilibrium?

15 11 2010
James Hunter

Chubby,
I think we probably actually agree on most of this.
My emphasis would be not on positive descrimination but on ensuring equality of opertunity for all. There are pleanty of white kids that need the indepth support as well. “The Block ” in Redfern is not peopled with blacks alone.
We have people of all races that have physical and mental difficulties that currently preclude a fair go for them.
As Mick says else where the fault for all this is so ingrained not just in our society but in humanity in general, look to the slums and disadvantaged groups in the USA in Europe in Britain. Alway6s though the Press, the governments overlong periods of time and the socialisation or these disparate peoples all have a part to blame.
All I say ids that we need to make it better by true equality not by further entrenching inequality be it positive or otherwise.

15 11 2010
Mick

JH, don’t misrepresent what I say. I’ll admit that there is a problem with the message but the true problem remains…Groups who have been under-represented need help. Nobody can deny that.

Our original discussion was about pauline( I’ve read her stuff and refuse to give her a capital p)…well she denied this right at every opportunity. First it was the blackfellas. Then she attacked the Asians. Then the Muslims. And each time spread innuendos and rumours that a quick check of the Centrelink rules and regulations could disprove. And incidentally, crime figures as well. Apparently they’ve been dropping.

Unfortunately the media ran with it for sales. Then the politicians for votes. Then the emptyheads. Anyone who questioned them were howled down.

But the big fault here, dear reader, is you. Stand up to people like pauline and her friends. Tell them that they are unwanted in this country. Tell them that someone saying “Hello, my name is Yousif, I am very pleased to meet you.” is far nicer than Jharroyd saying “F*ck off, we’re full”.

pauline and her like are not welcome here.

Written, Spoken, Authorised by Mick
Dickhead Free Australia.

15 11 2010
p'bee

the thing is, james h, how is equality meant to be achieved when some groups in our society start off at such a disadvantage? this is a question pauline and her flag waving supporters have never addressed. if she can give me a reasonable answer to that then just maybe i’ll give her the time of day. i’m not holding my breath, though.

15 11 2010
chubbybloodfart BBo

sten.
sorry you had to work today.
pity it wasn’t at a bottle shop in Dongara.
couldn’t find one open.

“Give Me Slack or kill Me.”
Bob Dobbs

15 11 2010
Sten

Yes indeed, Chubby – my schedule is playing hob with my ability to maintain my outlandish drinking habits. A little (or a lot) of Slack would certainly be just the ticket… ah well, at least I have Saturday off.

That said, I certainly empathise when it comes to not being able to find an open bottleshop, be it in Sydney, Timbuktu or indeed, Dongara (sounds like a lovely, Bogan-free place).

15 11 2010
chubbybloodfart BBo

also,
my ever beautiful and most astute wife has pointed out that I have spelt “naive” incorrectly.
again.
apparently this is because I do not drink bottled water.

sincere apologies.

15 11 2010
Mick

I too have trouble spelling naive. I can and will say it’s not because of a lack of bottled water. I would drink 6-7 bottles a day. It’s hot in the Pilbara.

As lovely as the lovely Edna is I believe this time she may be incorrect.

15 11 2010
James Hunter

Chubby
It is caused by the Chinese Submarines off the coast !

15 11 2010
Tone

When the BBo comes to a Uni near you, I wonder how many BBo students would consider using this service to complete their assignments?

http://www.news.com.au/technology/indian-websites-do-your-homework-for-2/story-e6frfro0-1225953223266

17 11 2010
chubbybloodfart BBo

mick.
better late than never.
apparently the mnemonic for naive is that it is Evian backwards.
according to the lovely Edna, who thanks you for the compliment. And responds that you too are Lovely.

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