It has been a big week in news, from political upheaval to highly brand-integrated sporting comebacks and of course a slightly anti-climactic cyclone whose lack of deadliness devastated the trashmedia. Now we turn to you, loyal reader, to speculate as to which piece of news has best managed to capture the bogan’s fleeting attention this week. As usual, describe your feelings in one click or less.
Results from last Friday’s poll indicate that the bogan’s most likely response to Charlie Sheen’s partying-related hospitalisation was by far “a resolution to totally smash it up this weekend to emulate its hero,” with 54% of votes. At the opposite end of the spectrum, garnering only 3% of the votes, was the possibility that the bogan would have “a realisation that immense wealth and celebrity can have pitfalls.” That one, in hindsight, was rather far-fetched.