Before we make with the voting, let’s take a quick look at our preferred elements of the trashmedia’s flood coverage. With nearly 2,000 votes, there were two clear frontrunners: the frog-riding snake and the inability of commentators to stop using their newest word, ‘inundated’, which scored 22% and 20% respectively.
We will now be inundated with patriotic pabulum. With the floods receding, and the trashmedia able to start reverting to its standard January nationalism, the bogan can now focus on its Overseas Day celebrations. There are many possible eventualities from Australia Day. Which do you think is most likely?