#180 – Footy Trips

6 10 2010

While its mating patterns have been mentioned before, there exists an interesting anomaly in bogan behaviour. In the months of September and October, a migration of bogan males of breeding age occurs as the weather begins to grow warmer. But instead of flying south to more temperate climes, flocks of footy playing bogans will board a Jetstar bogan bus and migrate northwards towards the tropics. After having spent the winter months foraging for a leather ball, the bogan male is now ready to dedicate all of its time to binge drinking and rutting.

Flocks of southern bogan fly to different tropical breeding grounds, with some flocks returning to the very same site year after year. Large footy trip breeding grounds are found in Byron Bay, Surfers Paradise, Noosa, and as far north as Bali and Phuket. While the bogan’s ancestors came to many of these places to breed, the bogan has recently had to adapt to the changing conditions. The availability of exotic fruits such as rohypnol, ecstasy, and tequila slammers has caused the bogan’s feeding habits to change, as has the advent of higher perching sites – some up to 60 storeys high. The male bogan has been known to feed these fruits to females on its perch, fulfilling its role as hunter gatherer.

While some things have changed, some have not. The availability of water is crucial to bogan breeding, causing intense pecking and glassing amongst footy tripping bogan males in coastal areas to secure the best breeding sites. The presence of flock members named Hammer, Jonno, Shagger, Tank, and Spider has also been a constant for generations of bogan male. The bogan who is able to mate with the most females is generally anointed as leader. These attempts at bareback mating will continue throughout the night, with varying levels of success.

Like a bee dancing the details of the whereabouts of pollen to the rest of its hive, the footy tripping bogan reports in vivid detail its mating attempts to the rest of its migratory flock. This behaviour is evolving, however, with many bogan males now using mobile phones to record themselves or other members of their flock mating. The footage is displayed to the rest of the flock, in all its flapping and squawking glory. Many footy tripping bogans possess breeding partners back near their winter foraging grounds, and these partners are not, under any circumstances, permitted to learn of the happenings at the October breeding site. To prevent this from occurring, the footy tripping bogans have devised a special call to each other; “what happens on tour stays on tour”. If a member of the flock breaks this code, they are banished and forced to seek mating partners without the assistance of the pack.

At the conclusion of its annual week-long period in the tropics, the sunburnt, liver damaged, and gonorrhoea-afflicted bogan will take wing once more, and return south. It will arrive back at the nest of its normal mating partner, who will nurture the male back to health over the following 11 months.


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124 responses

6 10 2010
pb

love it! read it with david attenborough’s voice narrating it in my head.

6 10 2010
Loftie (the other creepy stalker)

No reference the mating call of
“Get your end in – get your friend in??”

Given that Collingwood Football club seems to be able to promote ‘gang rape’ at the moment… I thought they may have received a reference also…

as the domestic bogue footy player is forever emulating their favourite famous AFL player…

6 10 2010
JimC

Hey, don’t knock it.

Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

6 10 2010
hel

can we play rape?
no!
That’s the spirit!

6 10 2010
Benny Hill

Is it considered rape if the person cums?

6 10 2010
Mandi

As a matter of fact it is.

6 10 2010
Benny Hill

For both parties?

6 10 2010
bazza

According to police procedural, Law and Order: SVU, in male rape cases, it’s actually quite frequent that the victim ejaculates. Take that bit of information with requisite amount of salt.

6 10 2010
Mandi

Its true for men and women, an orgasm is considered involuntary and can’t be used as proof that the victim enjoyed it.
I have a friend who years ago was the victim of a spiked drink. The girl not only humiliated him but left him with syphilis. He never reported it out of shame. Could you imagine how the Australian police in the early 80’s would have reacted “what are ya? a pooftah”?

6 10 2010
James Hunter

That is caused by pressure on the prostate and is involuntary

6 10 2010
urbanreverie

Welcome back, Loftie! Now we need Paul Keating, Berihebi, Coq Roq and Jodie and it will be just like old times, hey?

6 10 2010
Loftie (the other creepy stalker)

Yeah – I found TBL again… 😉

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

As you will see below Fi has been struggling since you left Loftie.

6 10 2010
SD

That is not Fi as she is not bestowing largesse.

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Nor her avatar, but it was a bit funny.

7 10 2010
Loftie (the other creepy stalker)

Yes I noticed the ’emulator’ below…

Though I did notice that Fiona is not featuring on this thread at all??? Strange…

I can’t get here as often as I used to…

But i’ll be sure to stick my head in the door once in a while… 😉

Hey is there any way of attaching an image to a post?? I took a KILLER photo last night that has great relevance to TBL – and I want all to see???

6 10 2010
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. I farted.

6 10 2010
Limey Chav

So today you are bestowing something other than largesse? Noice.

6 10 2010
Pandabater

*bang*

6 10 2010
James Hunter

Fi ,
maybe you should ,for special occasions , “bestow largers ” ?

9 10 2010
Josh

Sigh. Do u ever start a comment without Lol Fiona??

6 10 2010
laurenbee

Hehe I too had the Sir David voice read this to me in my mind….

I especially loved the nicknames…. I was once introduced to a friend of a friend who said his name was “Chooka”, which was sort of like “Madonna”.
Everyone (men, women, children all of various ages) at the function called him Chooka.
Nothing else.

I have seen him several times since at various places, and still have no idea of his real name.

6 10 2010
Pinky Has A Brain

“the availability of exotic fruits such as rohypnol, ecstasy, and tequila slammers…” HAHAHAHAHA ho ho hahahaha

Do you think that the Collingwood Football Club will reward their gang raping scumbag players by sending them on an extended end of season trip to Thailand?

6 10 2010
hel

extended so they can avoid the courts? yes

6 10 2010
Loftie (the other creepy stalker)

I believe they’re off to Bali… not Thailand…
Thailand is next year… 😉

6 10 2010
Bag O'Turnips

They at least might procure themselves some cheap tattoos and get hepatitis as a result of the less-than-sterile conditions they keep their pens in.

At that’s one good thing: they’ll be far too ill to contend for back-to-back black-and-white premierships.

6 10 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Welcome back, P!nky! Great to see you on song once again!

I’ll be heading to Melbourne next week and not only can I gain my much-needed cultural sustenance from the usual hipster arty wanker spots we all and indeed love, but I can also attempt to view the outer Melbourne bogan from a safe distance, apparently a particularly hardy breed of the boganry.

6 10 2010
James Hunter

Pinky ,
Great to se you back in form.
Maybe the lads get a free trip to the safe injecting room at The Cross ?

6 10 2010
Sten

Hey Pinky, just a quick Hello before I race off to the Pub… hope you’re well. Judging by the quality of your comment, I’d say you’re on the way.

6 10 2010
hel

also, David Attenborough in my head! Brilliant. What is sad/funny is that those this article so wonderfully “pulls the piss” on would read it and think “Fark yer carnts! I’m sic as!” God bless the common bogan, the seagulls of society.

6 10 2010
Shirley M

Superb writing today boys.

6 10 2010
Pinky Has A Brain

AGREED!

6 10 2010
Pendant

“Whole some things have changed”
what is this i dont even

Whoops, typo. Will amend, thanks. TBL

6 10 2010
SD

The is and os – they always get mixed up in me mind.

Agree with Shirley, muchly enjoyed this post.

6 10 2010
Pendant

Yeah, I shouldn’t be too harsh, top quality post today. The subject matter has always seemed strange to me though; I can’t fathom how anyone could be surrounded by d*ckheads for such a long period and never even catch a glimpse of self awareness. How I long to lead such a simple happy life

6 10 2010
Pinky Has A Brain

This is because you are not a bogan. This is good news for you Pendant!!

6 10 2010
SD

Oh no keep at it – the pendanting I mean, its good fun!

Also every now and then someone comes along and points out your “misspelling” and that’s…GOLD (this last expression I believe is bogan)!!

Hullo Pinky, good to see your comments.

6 10 2010
Pinky Has A Brain

@SD
I say “GOLD”..Oh no am I a bogan!? LOLz

*waves hullo**

6 10 2010
SD

Well that’s what the FB page of TBL said.

But we know Fiona uses LOL and is not a “lesser person” so Gold on! It can even be your super special prefix!

*waves back*

6 10 2010
Pinky Has A Brain

I don’t want Fi-Fi thinking that I am copying her…Her ego is big enough. 😉

I wouldn’t take the word of the peeps on FB as to what is and is not bogan. They aren’t as cool as the peeps on here!

6 10 2010
SD

True, the blog people are da best!

6 10 2010
Pendant

You’ve got to wonder if people who point out my ‘mistake’ are quite ready for TBL.
Re Facebook: CURSE THAT BEAST *shakes fist*
I incorrectly predicted a few years back that it would fizzle out like MySpace et al. and therefore never got an account. Now I get introduced by this anomaly: “Hey everyone meet Pendant he’s a software engineer but he can’t even figure out facebook lololol” Goddamnit

6 10 2010
SD

Surely software engineers must have their own super special social network which is way better and far more technically complicated than anything that existed before.

I thought facebook was for the dumb proles like us.

6 10 2010
Benny Hill

Because they themselves are bogan. They have not learnt the ability to be self aware Pendant, therefore they cannot know who to surround themselves with. This happens happens within all walks of life, not just bogans. At the pub, Poms drink with Poms, Kiwi’s drunk wuth Kiwi’s, bogans drink with bogans and Spida Everitt drinks by himself.

6 10 2010
SD

You mean Spida Everitt drinks Milo by himself

6 10 2010
Mandi

Spida is a terrible nickname, a little too close to a term used for pedo’s.

6 10 2010
Benny Hill

I thought Chester was more the nick name for pedo’s? Please elaborate Mandi.

6 10 2010
SD

I think she meant spider.

6 10 2010
Mandi

Rock Spiders, apparently because they like to hide in little cracks, its foul, thanks for making me share that gem of information.

6 10 2010
Nelson Esq

You know which bogues are on their footy trip as they are the ones all dressed in the same especially printed Footy Trip T-shirt, with the name of their destinbation and a sexist / smutty slogan on the front and and the entire teams names on the back.

6 10 2010
Bag O'Turnips

And it’s just as lovely to see them all in line at the STI clinic…just wish they’d still “do it” for the team and all wear their guernseys, so the pox doctor can call them all out by name…

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Do they get the pox from a hot asian chick or a ladyboy?

6 10 2010
Shirley M

A hot asian ladyboy.

6 10 2010
vivisection

More likely a hot asian 12 year old.

6 10 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Or some Cherman tourist, in case they couldn’t bring themselves to get into a hot Asian chick.

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Or they can’t afford it.

6 10 2010
Bag O'Turnips

In that case, an English tourist. To which they’re anybody’s after a few pints. Plus bonus herpes or papilloma if taken without a wetcheck, which many of them happily refuse.

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Don’t you just love Poms in the tropics. They love to turn themselves a lovely shade of hot pink on the first day. Refuse to learn the lesson and continue down the same street for the next week so they resemble a boiled crayfish when they return home.

6 10 2010
Bag O'Turnips

And that’s not just their skin either 😛

Other parts resemble crays when they get home, both in colour and scent.

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Ooo, overwork will do that.

6 10 2010
James Hunter

Viv,
Especially in asia

6 10 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Just noticed in the background some fückknuckle wearing a TISM-esque balaclava: yes, the unfortunate species of yobbo who claims to like this otherwise inimitable and exceptionally brilliant band of satirists. Typical of those who can only chant the chorus to alternative rock songs.

These “fans” only like them for the swearing, onstage shenanigans and the occasional Aussie Rules references. As for the satire component, the questioning of the status quo and literary/artistic allusions, they’ve not a clue. Thankfully these dimwits came and went primarily on the back of Machiavelli And The Four Seasons and largely abandoned them when http://www.tism.wanker.com was released, realising they were indeed the targets in approximately half of their songs in a concept album dedicated to dissecting the dichotomy of “wankers” and “yobbos”, in spite of the presence of a song titled”I Might Be A Cünt, But I’m Not A Fücking Cünt”, with a surprisingly catchy chorus that is easy to sing along to.

In conclusion, TISM best summarised it in their concise associations in one of that album’s tracks, “Yob”, with the relevant couplet of “footy trip, anaesthesia; back home, amnesia”.

6 10 2010
SD

There was some early speculation that TBL is/is related to TISM.

6 10 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Would be a viable part-time pursuit now that TISM appear to be in permanent abeyance.

6 10 2010
Whistling Nixie

And calling oneself “Enron Hubbard” is somewhat TISM-esque.

6 10 2010
jaydyn

Check out ROOT! now reformed as The DC3.

6 10 2010
pb

there was, but from memory tbl said they were all a bit too young to have been in tism.

6 10 2010
SD

They could be the progeny-in more ways than one?

6 10 2010
Anonymous Bosch

I never liked TISM. I was in High School when “Great Trucking Songs…” came out, and it wasn’t the intelligent art students listening to it: it was the same bogan kids who knew all the words to ‘Santa Clause You C**t’ by Kevin Bloody Wilson, and would sing Col Elliott on the bus.

They seemed tame in terms of offensiveness compared to the likes of, say, Thug’s ‘F**k your Dad’ single from the previous year, and similar to the not-as-clever-as-they-thought-they-were ‘Painters and Dockers’. I just assumed they were a Bogan Comedy thing, so tried to remain ignorant of their work.

Being older, and having heard more of their work, and understanding they’re some kind of Residents / Devo type of thing with their own satirical art philosophy….

… they’re still Kevin Bloody Wilson. What’s the use of intelligence if the art you create as satire is indistinguishable from the thing being mocked, and all you’re left with is AFL, swearing, beer and cheap synths?

6 10 2010
Shirley M

I wish I’d slept with more girls is one of the greatest songs ever.

6 10 2010
TheBattlersPrince

TISM’s lyric that best reflects this particular post I believe comes from “Whatareya?”:

“You’re a yob or you’re a wanker –
Take your fucking choice
So who is your favourite genius
James Hird or James Joyce?”

6 10 2010
TheBattlersPrince

The fact that it’s indistinguishable is the whole point…the best satire is where it’s so close to reality, it’s disturbing for those who actually understand what they’re saying and is only reinforced by those who haven’t a clue when they sing it verbatim…welcome to the history of pop music!

6 10 2010
brad

TISM was a the ultimate cross-over band for bogues who wanted too be hipsters,even in the late 80’s early 90’s,personally i went to many of their shows not so much for the chance to sumerge myself in the energy of the out of control moshing and too soak my mind with their philosophical and satirical rantings,but more just to pick up chicks.They were never taken seriously by hipsters,but they always gave up and coming bands that played at their gigs good exposure to an audience that may not have normally seen them.Any band that has the lyric “Bon Scott would be alive this week,if he’d only gone fishing down at Mordiallic Creek” is alright in my book.

6 10 2010
martin

“who wanted too be hipsters”

It’s “to” you dick.

I respected but never got into Tism, I do remember the song “all homeboys are dickheads”. Shame it never caught on and we had to put up with a decade or more of bogans pretending they were born in the hooood and even though they had every opportunity handed to them. It had to be the most dumbest and most vapid rebellion ever. At least the boomers and mid-elder gen x’ers had some semblence of a meaning behind their rebellious movements.

6 10 2010
brad

just when i thought my happiness started,keep bumpin into this guy called martin.
You really dont make any sense at all little flog-word nazism is a very unimaginitive tact,try harder.

6 10 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Oh, that album title is not an active hyperlink: that happened automatically, though back in ’98 did exist a website dedicated to promoting said album. It just starts without the http bit, from www.

6 10 2010
Michael C. Donovan

Yet another gem from TBL – great work boys, I can’t wait for the book!

6 10 2010
6 10 2010
SD

He certainly is a dipshit.

6 10 2010
Tone

It goes from potentially offensive to mildly amusing when said with a Kiwi accent. Who could possibly get offended by ‘duck shut’? WTF does ‘duck shut’ even mean?

6 10 2010
martin

Being a man is about how many roots you’ve had!

6 10 2010
Shirley M

How many roots have you had Martin, so that we may gauge your manhood?

6 10 2010
martin

2 million.

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Bah, amatuer.

6 10 2010
martin

I’m paraphrasing the movie The Wog Boy btw.

6 10 2010
Ash

Very bogan of you, Martin.

A lot of bogans I know like to validate their total lack of racism by mentioning their love for both Wog Boy movies.

6 10 2010
James Hunter

parrot fazing

6 10 2010
Pandabater

What happens when footy trips collide?

Do they bond or do they blue?

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

They bond initailly but it will end in a Glassin dude. Nothing surer.

6 10 2010
pb

depends on whether they find a ladyboy to bond over.

6 10 2010
Pandabater

The combination of hair gel, Lynx, Vodka shots & massive ego would spotaneously combust in an explosion of flying Ed Hardy shirts & D&G sunglasses.

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

Noice, Michael Bay could film this for the film Bogue- The Footy Trip (The Ultimate Disaster Movie).

6 10 2010
Pandabater

And the sequel, B-TFT ( The Prosecution)
A hilarious court room romp.

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

And the Threequel

Chained Heat

A young bogue learns of the horrors and finds love in an Indonesian jail.

6 10 2010
Pandabater

The Fourquel

Ladyboy

She lost her balls & found her heart.

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

The Fifthquel

The Wedding – See two cultures unite, get drunk and root. But will the In-laws discover the Brides awful secret?

6 10 2010
Pandabater

Everything was fine until during the Garter removal when there was an unfortunate “wardrobe malfunction”

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

In a beautiful scene which harks back to The Crying Game, all is revealed.

6 10 2010
SD

But does the bogan care? For it will always have #124.

6 10 2010
Simon - Glasser at Arms

The bogue knows this, having learnt in part 3 to take what he can get (or is given). The family has trouble accepting he is marrying a hot asian chick with a dick though.

6 10 2010
Pandabater

Quickly followed by;

The Sixquel

In-Law Massacre

6 10 2010
Pandabater

Make that

In-Law Massacre Beach Party

6 10 2010
SD

Which they can “attend” on facebook.

6 10 2010
pb

then comes b-tft 7 – the new generation, when the spawn go off for their trip, and bogue and ladyboy try and relive their youth with camp and hilarious results, involving attempts to seduce bogue-spawn’s friends.

6 10 2010
Limey Chav

FiFi is a little quiet today. Post too close to home FiFi?

6 10 2010
Suddenly, Glass Summer

In a delightfully amusing turn of events, young KAK said: “(The behaviour of AFL players) is in the spotlight. They know that. But (the players) put themselves in harm’s way by picking up strays.”

Somewhat ironic, given she was often referred to on an old alleged comedy show as “Kerrie- Anne Kennel”.

In any case, if the players themselves are picking up “strays”, what are the followers of football getting?

The Strays That AFL Players Rejected?

I don’t suppose this sort of thing happens on the lawn bowls groupie circuit.

7 10 2010
Bag O'Turnips

Heheh! Haven’t laughed so hard since Eggs Derelict, ambrosia of footy trip travelling gourmands.

8 10 2010
vivisection

Superb name! Suddenly Last Summer is one of my all time favourite films – poor young Liz Taylor in that basket weaving asylum and with a homosexual cousin no less…….

6 10 2010
Lord Charos

Yes, I have observed commonplace Bogan Mating rituals. A lot of the time, they attract females with attempted displays of superior physical strength, general ignorance, lack of any intelligence and the inability to feel the weather.

And as they freeze in a bitterly cold day, the wind battering them with torrential rain, I simply remain inside in the warmth, and think how fun it would be to beat them with a blunt instrument.

Ahhhh….

7 10 2010
Ash

You’d hope there’s something to the myth that cold lowers one’s sperm count.

8 10 2010
Lord Charos

We live in hope…

8 10 2010
chubbybloodfart BBo

hi p!nky.

lots of love, chubby and edna.

re: nicknames
my favourite is Mad Dog.
must have met half a dozen bogues in my life who introduce themselves as Mad Dog.
I mean WTF?
when I played footy for the Moss Vale Dragons, our end of season trip was to Mittagong. About fifteen kilometres away over Bong Bong hill. We drank all through mad monday and played eight ball in the nude. No one was raped, but it was the eighties. I think Manu might have started a fight with a couple of Bowral Blacks (RUFC not kooris). I didn’t play the next year. Back then footy was about taking speed and going to Sydney for B&E’s on the weekend apparently. I was more interested in just being a handy little winger. I never fit in anywhere.
Chubbybloodfart live from Katherine NT. A lot of sad stories in Katherine NT.

8 10 2010
Mick

I also enjoy the nickname simply being the town that you hail from.

Obviously you are that interesting that you only have one identifying feature…being born at some stage, somewhere.

8 10 2010
chubbybloodfart BBo

TBL
how will I complete my MBo at this rate?

8 10 2010
chubbybloodfart BBo

hey Mick!
I never did give you due credit for suggesting Tony Abbott could dig up Brocky and wear him as a hat.
Gods how we larfed!
still makes me giggle.
I just spent the last week drinking with miners on their two off BTW.
Full sympathy to you buddy.

8 10 2010
Mick

Thank you kind sir.

Those miners aren’t bad fellows. They’re generally good-hearted but sadly misguided. Too easily led. But I’ll add, after two weeks sharing life with them I come home and lock myself away from the world for a day or two.

Let’s call it cleansing.

8 10 2010
betterthantheoriginalwally

Aaah bogan nicknames. Used to both demoralise and uplift the spirits of its bearer. Bogans old-school and new love a nickname. I hope TBL does a whole entry on bogan nicknames. More women need nicknames other than the obvious “Shazza” and “Kaz”. In these days of equal opportunity I find it disturbing that more than 95% of sexually demeaning nicknames are for men. Come on ladies, do your part and get a nickname. How about “Gusher” or “Hoover” or “Guzzler”?

8 10 2010
Mick

I used to know a girl called ‘Cucumber’.

The first person to guess why shall win a ‘Captain Obvious’ tshirt.

8 10 2010
chubbybloodfart BBo

ok
so…
Passing through Innisfail a few months back I chanced apon an old acquaintance from my cane planting days. This cat never was the most PC or hip individual at best, but nonetheless was pretty good craic. We bonded over cannabis and indie music at the time. Living with backpackers, I always thought we were a pretty tolerant bunch but imagine my surprise to see my old mate now sporting a southern cross tatt and making jokes about the korean kids wanting to eat my dog, bemoaning the f#cking curries and cracking a giant woodie to get in the mood for “hey hey it’s F#CKING WEDNESDAY you morons” and trying to show me a video of a donkey screwing a midget on his mobile. I wondered for a while if the Bogue had always been, musing that my erstwhile Tradie father (to whom my handle is a tribute) had probably been one; we had petrol burner boats, fairlanes and XC hardtops, real estate portfolios, a proto mcmansion in sandy bay and he was probably giving it to the old girl up the freckle judging by the porno collection. But no. The bogue is a new phenomenon, let’s call it Cronulla Syndrome. A vile distillation of Hanson and Howard. Individuals who were previously just morons have become seduced by the

…oh wait. Edna’s back from the shower.

Where’s the bachelor of bogue?
is this a daylight savings thing?

12 10 2010
Lord Boofhead

Sandy Bay? Fellow Prisoner of the Apple Isle?

And the Porno Collection probably represented a desire more than any success…

8 10 2010
Mick

I lived in Innisfail and can attest that if you stay you will end up like that.

You would be surprised how many of the boys where i work do find this type of behavior abhorrant but are afraid to speak up. The more liberal-minded will quietly approach and admit they think as I do but don’t want to be outcasts. I seem to get away with my outbursts because I’ve got a good working reputation, a sporting background and can drink most of them under the table.

The lesser things in life get the most respect in an upside-down world. Misguided.

9 10 2010
Blueballs

Back in the day (circa 1980’s) the Panmure Football Club went to Warrnambool for a 48 hours of boozing and associated football trip shenanigans.

The significance of this memorable event? Panmure is about 20 minutes drive from Warrnambool, making the trip so pathetically memorable that every time a football club in the district kicks around ideas for a footy trip destination, someone is duty bound to make the statement “thats fuckin shit mate, we might as well go to Warrnambool like Panmure did, yah dumb cunts” or words to that effect. Then they end up going to Adelaide instead….

12 10 2010
Lord Boofhead

If only Footy trips were only to tropical type places…

Since all those angry brown folks started blowing stuff up in the tropics, many Footy Yobs have sought to find safer surrounds to debauch in.
And one enterprising soul or another apparently took it upon themselves to promote tassy as a footy trip destination of late as such this time every year our beer swilling bogan fuckwitt levels are artificialy increased…

Most the night clubs have taken to carding EVERYONE late September to late October, not to check ages but to check if they have a local ID. Apparently regardless of the protests of a few of the hostel/motel owners who claim they are just a bunch of well meaning likely lads who’s cash invigorates the local economy, the Nightclub owners feel being connected to a footy trip gang-rape would be bad for business. They figure that the small cash boost now wouldn’t make up for the lost of custom that the stigma would cause and they loose money. They think that’s a bad thing. They’re funny like that…

12 10 2010
Lord Boofhead

Oh and that’s NOT a TISM mask, its a Mexican Luchidor Mask. The average Boggan is probably exposed to such masks because some fuckwitt pro-wrestler wears one.

And any one who doesn’t like TISM is an enemy of all art and I pity them…

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