A keen fan of instant celebrity, the bogan has always entertained the fantasy that they will be approached unsolicited and offered a lot of money for their talents. Thankfully, that sort of thing only happens to people with maxtreme talent, like us. That’s right, Things Bogans Like will be dropping in book form, coming November 2010. Tell your friends. Especially the ones you don’t like.
As a result, we have a nautical crapload of work to do. Primarily in protecting ourselves and our new publishers from maxtreme bogan litigation. This is bittersweet news; we’ll be switching to twice-weekly posting, but we’ve got extra-special blog-only posts in plan for the coming months. After all, it’s an election year, and both parties want the bogan to come to the party.
We now plan to spend our Friday night sipping a cognac that the bogan cannot pronounce, yet will still try to.
All the best, happy reading, and look forward to surprising bogans with a maxtreme X-mas gift (try to get the bogan to read it before the film comes out),
Michael Jayfox, Intravenus DeMilo, Enron Hubbard, Flash Johnson. E. Chas McSween and Hunter McKenzie-Smythe