#62 – Sarah Jessica Parker

12 01 2010

This does not make sense. She has not starred in a sex tape. She appears to be happily married to a fairly anonymous actor with only 80s retro-cred. If she is attractive – and this is fiercely debated among bogans – it is not in the conventional, bogan-friendly, Playboy-esque manner of massive cans, peroxide blonde, suggestive air of desperation, availability and likely crack habit. She appears in the trash mags only in the fashion pages. Yet bogans like her. However, upon deeper reflection, there several glaring reasons. Foremost is her stunning lack of acting talent. In a developing bogan paradigm, Ms Parker’s enormous success is both a symptom and a cause of her enormous success.

Bogans have an inherent, deeply ingrained desire to appear in some form of visual entertainment. While they will happily accept an appearance on shows like Rural Fireman Wants a Wife’, the ultimate fantasy, if only a pipe dream, is actual celebrity status for appearing in a genuine motion picture. If someone with as limited capacity for performance as Parker can reach those heights, then it stands to reason that anyone can. Thus, bogans actively sustain her fame and their aspirations simultaneously simply by attending the ‘films’ she appears in. Second, bogan females enjoy supporting a female sex symbol who male bogans insist appears like some kind of cross between a horse and a foot, thereby empowering them further.

Finally, she is predominantly renowned for appearing in Sex and the City, a show which frequently refers to sex – indeed, it is in the title – as well containing simulated sex scenes and exposed breasts. At the same time, the programme (and eventual ‘film’) dressed up this titillation under the guise of ‘female empowerment’, allowing the bogan to watch a show that offered breasts or constant references to high-value couture brands, while maintaining they did so out of interest for the wellbeing of women.

Sex and the City began life as an edgy, funny niche show about single women in their thirties – sexy, independent, selfish and fabulous. However, bogans were drawn to the promiscuity of the lead characters, along with their rampant consumerism. TV network execs soon realised advertisers would give anything to get in front of an audience this impressionable. Thus the show began to change, to more accurately reflect the bogan fantasy.

The show and eventual ‘film’ entrenched in the bogan mind the feminine ideal; periodically discussing sex in an overt and occasionally graphic manner, while shopping ferociously for designer brands they cannot afford. Moreover, Ms Parker’s character wound up reaffirming the feminist notion that a woman undoubtedly is not happy until she can land a man – preferably a wealthy one at that. The premiere of Sex and the City 2 will be accompanied by deals in which tickets come with a free Cosmopolitan, and viewers will be encouraged to dress in their designer finery. Because that’s how feminists do it. Female bogans would also argue vociferously amongst themselves over which of the ‘girls’ they ‘were’, even though each was in essence a sketch of one quarter of an actual human being.

In her latest ‘film’, Ms Parker gets around acting as Hugh Grant’s faux-wife, while wearing cowboy hats in the American high country. No doubt hijinx ensue. No doubt bogans will attend.


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116 responses

12 01 2010
Bec

She was pretty good in Ed Wood, though.

12 01 2010
Tone

I concur, for all the reasons outlined in the article as well as the fact that most female bogans generally have a strong interest in horses during at least part of their pre-teen years. The fact that someone so equine yet so ordinary can be so successful and ’empowered’ takes a lot of female bogans back to what they wanted to be when they were growing up.

12 01 2010
Paddington

Ouch. It hurts when the 1980s are referred to as retro. Makes me remember how old I am *clutches heart*.

12 01 2010
Lexi

Didn’t you hear – the 90’s are now “vintage”. Seeing as I remember the 80s and the 90s are now to me what the 70s were to my parents, I feel positively ancient!

12 01 2010
Beckstuff

It’s enough to give you an aneurism. I feel a step closer to the grave when anything from the 70s is referred to as “old school”. Imagine.

12 01 2010
Paddington

I was talking to a (much younger) friend the other day and completely put him in a spin when he realised how many people there would be, still walking around the earth, who would have known relatives and friends who were around at the end of the 19th century (ie born in the 1870s, 1880s and 1890s). I could see him going over and over the math in his head, because he said those dates were like ancient history to him. Perhaps he’d simply never thought of it before (because for some people, apparently life didn’t exist before the 1990s).

12 01 2010
Lee

Too true paddington, I was telling an apprentice the other day how my great grandmother was born in 1891. He was flabbergasted, “wow there would have been cowboys and bushrangers and shit”.

12 01 2010
Paddington

*laugh* Ah, bless ’em.

20 09 2010
Lord Boofhead

Well only a decade or two too late for Cowboys and Bushrangers…

12 01 2010
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. Poor bogans (literally). I suppose SJP allows them to feel they too could one day afford to buy some couture of value.

12 01 2010
Linda

Hey Fiona, I LOVE YOU but….You know who you remind me of? hehehe I know you probably don’t watch television in your Fortress Fiona however there is an advertisement on tv for “Adriatic Furniture” and there is a snooty little old lady tearing down all the billboards etc… I imagine that to be you 😉 hehehe

12 01 2010
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. “I’M NOT MOVING!” Also, FYI, Adriatic does NOT sell furniture us rich people don’t want you to have. We simply have furniture you can’t possibly afford – no matter how long you work in the mines.

12 01 2010
Anonymous Bosch

Yet, judging by how you instantly recognised the commercial in question, you share the exact same television-driven pop cultural references as your average shelf-arsed, sideways-chip-eating bogan ‘singlemuvvawivvadawdah’ claiming Centrelink payments in Penrith.

If you’re going to run a persona into the ground, at least be make an effort to stay in character: some comment about only watching Sunday Arts programming on the ABC, or a sneered ‘opiate of the masses’ should suffice.

12 01 2010
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. The same commercial you instantly recognised…

12 01 2010
Indi

But Herr or Frau Bosch did not make any claims to a superior soci-economic status. And if you think bogan status is rinsed away by a higher income you haven’t been paying attention.

12 01 2010
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. I’m just stating the facts. Don’t hate.

12 01 2010
Linda

oh god what did I start!?

12 01 2010
Indi

You flatter yourself. Hate is an emotion to be reserved for a deserving object.

12 01 2010
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. Well, I don’t seem to suffer from INDIfference.

12 01 2010
brad

what about Franco Cozzo-affordable for the average digs monkey,but with that old world charm and Barouqe sensibility that would look quite at home in Fiona’s powder room

15 01 2010
Neri

Point of grammar…”us” should actually be “we”. Only a bogan would write, “us rich people”. We educated people are here to help.

12 01 2010
Kimba

Hey people if you do a Google search on Fiona of Toorak you will notice she is a troll of the highest order. Don’t feed her and maybe she will go away.

12 01 2010
Indi

You got it

12 01 2010
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. Yes, you should stop replying to and about her. *eyeroll*

12 01 2010
shazza

Have you been to Toorak Fiona?

13 01 2010
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. I rarely leave it. By road anyway.

14 01 2010
Jillian

ha ha

12 01 2010
Ironhalo

Yes, yes, yes. Mates and I were only saying the other day how SJP is the ultimate bogan idol. It’s also very important to note people that she taps into another bogan fantasy, one mentioned before about ‘pre-baby body weight’. SJP, so engrossed in sniffing her own flatulence and posturing around the Hollywood A-List in ‘out there couture’, couldn’t even be fucked going through the actual process of getting pregnant. She had twins, without the discomfort of childbirth, and neatly avoided the perceived ‘trouble’ of not being able to shimmy into her Manolo Blahnik’s while heavy with child.

One of my mates summed it up best, ‘stuck up bitch couldn’t even be bothered having her own kids.’

And on the feminist note, I howl with laughter when I see some ‘girl power’ Aussie bull dyke femmo claim that Sex in the City ’empowered’ women in the 90’s. Yeah right, and I suppose much in the same vein Entourage conversely ’empowers’ men to pursue monogamy and safe sex.

12 01 2010
Bec

Where are these particular SATC- loving radical feminists? Let me know so I can avoid them.

12 01 2010
Indi

Journalistic Canard, like trying to stop Christmas.

12 01 2010
Bec

Right. My bad.

12 01 2010
AB

Ironhalo, I can’t let this one sleep. I have read (and yes, I am aware you can’t believe everything you read, but as this was an interview that she was directly quoted in, I am confident in its authenticity) that SJP did in fact try to have another baby for years (she conceived and gave actual birth to her first son – did you know that?) but had much trouble, as do many, many women. Happily for her, she had the means to be able to employ the services of a surrogate to help her out.

So before you (or your enlightened mate) go around calling women who don’t give birth to their own children ‘stuck up bitches’, perhaps you should consider that their use of a surrogate is not by choice.

I am happy for you to have a go at SJPs acting prowess, looks, clothes, whatever, but perhaps try and leave her fertility (or lack thereof) out of it. Its just good manners – something, incidentally, that bogans tend to lack.

12 01 2010
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. Why would you even want to have your own child if you can afford a surrogate? The little parasites destroy your body. That’s why the lesser people look so downtrodden.

12 01 2010
Linda

Please God – do not let Fiona produce any offspring! Save us!

12 01 2010
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. As if I would destroy my body by having children. I will just buy a cute one from Africa or wherever.

12 01 2010
Shmelly

LOL.
What a pity your own mother couldn’t have done the world such a favour.

12 01 2010
Fiona of Toorak

LOL. And more than a pity your mother did.

14 01 2010
Jillian

pick up a baby from the shops? he he i’d like one from the shops as well. Can you trade them in for a newer model once they hit puberty though?

13 01 2010
Annette

*hand up* I am the walking sleep

12 01 2010
Jodie

Iron, as much as I agree with your general sentiments and those of this TBL post, I must take exception to the comments about adoption. In this society where the divide between the rich and poor grows ever larger and we are in serious danger of running out of resources via overpopulation, adoption is the most ethical and socially responsible decision she could have made. Add to that your assumption that they even *could* have had their own children in the first place… /soapbox

12 01 2010
Jodie

Oops, just read about the surrogate. Hrrrmmm. Oh well. Still, you shouldn’t make assumptions about people’s fertility.

14 01 2010
JimmyMac

IronHalo, if you had bothered to search for SJP and fertility, you would have found out pretty darned quickly [http://infertility.about.com/b/2009/05/03/sarah-jessica-parker-and-surrogacy.htm, for instance] that she has had to go through IVF to get all her kids.

My wife and I went through 2 pickup (fresh) and 5 frozen IVF cycles before we got our 1st (possibly only) child, and I would not wish for even my worst enemy to have to go through the experience.

IVF is not easy. IVF is not a means to avoid your clothes not fitting.

IVF, whether you have to use a surrogate or not is a method of last resort to have your own biological child.

3 04 2010
Edna Focke-Witte

BRAVO IRONHALO!!!

I agree with you 100%
I would rather eat glass (left over from the c@nt I just did over) If I have to see her coyly look out of one more f8cking window, tilting her head pretending that something is going on in there.
Another thing that these bogues seem to not comprehend is that these women can’t even dress themselves. That is too challenging, apparently.
They are seen as these “Fashion Icons” and someone else has been telling them what to f*cking wear.
Unbelievable.
They all need to give themselves an uppercut

12 01 2010
Linda

SJP looks like a horse.

13 01 2010
Beck

Early Parker pics show a fuller-faced, fuller-figured actress. Sarah Jessica Parker with meat on her bones. Back then, she was quite lovely – and it had nothing to do with age. It’s the “poor skinny crow” look she’s currently sporting that makes her long face look even more gaunt. I reckon she suffers from that same wiry affliction Madonna, all the “Desperate Housewives” and Courtney Cox Arquette do. It’s all that Hollywood “eating” that’s done it. “Granny” arms, “granny” neck, etc (apologies to all the nannas out there). That said, I can’t comment on “Sex in the City” because I have never watched an entire episode – anything with Kim Cattrall in it makes me ill.

30 06 2010
1/4 cast Bogue

isn’t that called heroin?

12 02 2010
the trav

think you’ll find her head resembles more of a boiled horse

12 01 2010
the big s

Which one are you Donny?
None of’em. I’m Donny.

12 01 2010
shazza

Hey SJP, why the long face?

12 01 2010
brad

sjp walks into a bar and the barman says…………?(please leave alternate punchline)

12 01 2010
FT

Even more bogan than liking Sarah Jessica Parker = referring to Sarah Jessica Parker as SJP, as though she’s one of your best mates and you have a cool little nickname for her.

Same goes for J-Lo, LiLo and SuBo, not to mention Hollywood couples TomKat, Brangelina, and Bennifer…

12 01 2010
Tubesteak

The great irony of the SATC fairytale was in fairyrales it was the most beautiful and fairest of them all that got the handsome Prince’s hand in marriage to live happily ever after

In SATC it is an ordinary looking overrated horse well past her prime that gets screwed around and traded up by her Mr Big only to “win” him in the end through the most desperate attempt of prostitution.

In the second movie he cheats on her. Probably because he realised that the wrinkly bag of bones couldn’t keep him satisfied and was spending too much of his money in shoes and ugly dresses.

No wonder Family Guy called it a show about 3 girls and their grandmother

12 01 2010
Erin

uhhh, the grandmother is Samantha.

you know? cos she’s like 10 years older than the rest of them?

15 03 2013
franz chong

She is their grandmother.I can’t believe Nissan Australia used Her(Kim Cattrall)to get the previous generation Pulsar then known as the Tiida out of the showrooms back in 2006.

12 01 2010
Benjamin

Again, off topic, but good lord!

http://www.smh.com.au/world/sarah-palin-signs-up-as-political-commentator-for-fox-news-20100112-m35u.html

“I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at FOX News. It’s wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news,”

I’m aghast.

12 01 2010
Bec

I’m excited. She may be the biggest lulz-cow in history, and Fox are sure as shit going to milk her for it.

12 01 2010
Andy

My only concern is that this could impinge on any potential 2012 presidential campaign, which would provide exponentially more lulz.

12 01 2010
Bec

And you know the sad/scary thing? She’s not the biggest hilarious douchebag the GOP has to offer. 2012: the audacity of douche.

12 01 2010
j-ho

Fox=Balanced News?! Now I am sure she is retarded.

12 01 2010
Joshua

Nooooo! I love Sarah Jessica Parker! I think the bogans who claim to like her, don’t really appreciate or fully comprehend what she’s all about.

12 01 2010
Olaf

Tubesteak i believe the quote was three whores and their mother which is even more apt.

12 01 2010
berihebi

I’d root that brunette chick from Sex and the City but more than the mystery of Parker you’d be wondering just how that ranga chick could pull bloke after bloke wouldn’t ya?

12 01 2010
M E Nelson Esq

The ranga chick did go lez in real life…

12 01 2010
berihebi

Ok then I would root her.

13 01 2010
brad

you must be a hit with the ladies berihebi

12 01 2010
Steve

Sir, you confirm my conviction that a growing number of visitors to this website are, in fact, examples of the very thing they seek here to denigrate. I wonder if the authors of this blog reflect upon their musings with a growing sense of uncomfort given comments such as “berihebi”.

12 01 2010
berihebi

Are you ginga are ya Steve? No offence mate.

14 01 2010
Jodie

Hehehehe, I’m a ranga and I don’t take offense. She isn’t attractive at all. I think it’s her gawkiness I find off-putting. She reminds me of those long-necked birds on nature documentaries that you see with a half-swallowed fish stuck in their throats. I have no idea why, she just does.

12 01 2010
Paul Keating

The Sex In the City refrain, taught to a generation of women:

“Why can’t I find a rich, emotionally stunted and unavailable guy who values the way I can cling to his arm in a designer black dress? Why can’t I hang around in restaurants all day, mess about a bit on my laptop posing rhetorical questions to myself, and afford to live in the middle of New York with my wardrobe of designer clothes? IT’S NOT FAIR!”

12 01 2010
Indi

Princess fantasy # 365, and you don’t even have to marry a royal.

12 01 2010
Bec

Is this why boguey Australian women’s mags are the only media to give a shit about any of the European royals?

12 01 2010
12 01 2010
Bec

Ah, The Chalk. Second only to The Fox in its allure of the Sunday sesh bogue.

12 01 2010
Bern

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

It’s funny ’cause it’s true…

12 01 2010
S-Man
12 01 2010
Keeping Kosher Klansman

“A show about four single women who act like gay men.” – Patty Bouvier, the FOX Network’s first (prominent) openly gay cartoon character… I’m assuming.

Maybe Sarah Palin will come in at #2. We all know her penchant for shooting load after load into sleek, graceful creatures is just a metaphor for her frustrated phalluslessness. I await her live confession to Bill O’Reilly.

12 01 2010
T

Ok, so, you’ve got Sex and the city for the fem bogan… next post – Two and a half men for the bogan boys.

I live with two guys who think that two and a half men is a bible of how to deal with women…. it scares me sometimes…. i’m looking for a new place to live….

12 01 2010
Tubesteak

2.5 Men is pure greatness

Charlie Sheen’s efforts are eclipsed only by Warren Beatty’s.

It is the quintessential guide to modern living and a laugh riot

12 01 2010
T

Pure greatness eh?

hmm…

People who love Two and a half men should not throw stones at Sex and the City…

12 01 2010
Simon

Tubesteak, your sarcasm cracks me up. It’s kind of sad when you have to become a parody of yourself to make a living. Just like Horseface or Dickie Wilkins.

12 01 2010
Jasper

I though Californication was the male equivalent

12 01 2010
Bec

Nah. Entourage.

12 01 2010
Going bogue

SJP is adored by bogan women because “shoi’s clarssy and glam” yet she’s not attractive enough to be steal their men away from them – kind if like Livinia Nixon.

12 01 2010
Carrie

Uh oh, I am quite shocked with this one and I have agreed with every bogan like so far. It is not Sarah Jessica that I admire its more Carrie Bradshaw. She is hilarious (especially in the early seasons of sex) and she is a very well dressed character.
Also, I find that bogan woman are more likely to be the ones to say “What is she wearing!” and “god she is soo ugly.”
This is usually because the only women they can comprehend being attractive are those in ralph and zoo magazine (the same magazine they send swim suit photos of themselves to hoping to have the “ultimate honour” of apprearing semi clad in one). Also I find bogan males love to make fun of the way she looks lacking the brain power to dislike her for any other reason its “horse face all the way.” After all the likes of zoo and ralph think it’s hilarious to refer to her as a horse-how original!
Therefore, I concur that bogans are more likely to put Sarah Jessica down, as calling women names due to their physcial appearance is one of the bogans favourite activities!!

The bogan is still very fond of the fact that SJP exists, even if the motivation for that varies between bogans. TBL

12 01 2010
Simon

Yes, dressing well covers up the multiple of sins that is Carrie.

12 01 2010
Bec

I’m not able to confess to watching an entire episode, but some of the fashion is pretty terrible. What hell hath Patricia Field wrought on those of us who enjoy a flat shoe and well-fitting trouser?

12 01 2010
Beck

*chuckle* @ Bec

29 08 2013
franz chong

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Show is Just a Winners and Losers for old people.At least the girl who plays Bec Gilbert on the latter didn’t make it into this list.

12 01 2010
Carrie

That is very true that bogans are fond she exists, but I believe only as it gives them a celebrity they can put down constantly based on appearance. I do not believe many bogans like Sarah Jessica, they like to put her down with the alarmingly original horse jokes. I also maintain that femme bogans do not understand her fashion sense as it departs greatly from the coveted wardorobe of “Jen hawkins” and Krystal Forscutt.

12 01 2010
ThePineapple

Ahh Krystal Forscutt..the ulitmate male bogans wet dream..plastic in every aspect and with a mom who encourages said slut behaviour. A male bogan would be thinking about hooking up with both for the ultimate mum/daughter threesome.

The female bogan absolutely hates her.

12 01 2010
Bec

I don’t get what’s to hate about any of the Ralph-calibre models. They’re inoffensive and not unattractive, and they profit richly from the anxieties of numerous male bogans who believe that they’re only a haircut and shower away from having a legitimate crack at them. If I didn’t look like a swamp donkey, sure as shit I’d target that market. A girl has to pay her hecs debt.

13 01 2010
Annette

Let’s watch late-night Friday on SBS and see if we can’t find that market for swamp donkeys together!

12 01 2010
antique wedding bands

woowww.. this is cool….

12 01 2010
Talkzi

I actually quite like her, moreso because of her impecible style than her acting. I also like Sex and the city, I think it’s a funny show… but I like it not for the reasons bogans do…

I will agree with you though, she isn’t the best actress out there, but she’s not as bad as you’re making her out to be. She did a great job as Carrie Bradshaw.

12 01 2010
Simon

But playing Carrie is not acting, she is a fashion tragic, she does look like a horse and she is truly annoying, see not acting just being.

31 01 2015
franz chong

I agree.I am more of a Winners and Losers viewer these days being a thirty something and all and give me the Girl that plays Bec who doesn’t need all this designer label crap and good looks over Carrie Bradshaw(SJP)any time of the week.

12 01 2010
Lee

SJP shits me no end, I don’t know why but she does. Almost as much as Fiona.

12 01 2010
Andrew

I see she finally had the rice crispie stuck to her chin removed.Having said that , she was fairly cute in Flight of the Navigator waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in 1986.

Is there going to be an article about My name is Earl?I doubt I’ll ever hear anything on tv like Joy saying “Randy made me late for my brazilian appointment and now I’m going to be all stubbly in the birth video”.

12 01 2010
berihebi

Don’t fuck with Earl, he’s awesome.

13 01 2010
Jodie

I’m with berihebi on this one. Earl may be about trashy people, but it’s funny and cleverly written.

12 01 2010
betterthantheoriginalwally

I was wondering if Boguettes get the Brazilian for the birth of little Kakophinee. Because I wonder it – it probably happens. Ive been living in Japan for years so I have to research the likes of Ed Hardy, Zoo Weekly and Krystal Whatserface. I realise that a post on people who go to work in Japan is coming up (cringe) but there are quite a few Bogues (who apparently have been to an institute of Higher Education…) who slip through the Visa process and start polluting the air over here.

13 01 2010
Annette

Yes BTTOW – they do “prepare” for birth in this way. F*ck anti-natal classes – especially before the first child, bogans visualize a “glam” birth, makeup, updo, fake nails and brazilian, just like on the sitcoms…
Not that I’ve ever seen a brazilian on a sitcom… or a sitcom…

12 01 2010
Wang Chung

Weakest article yet. Not that I am a supporter of Ms Parker, but really sub-par on this one guys.

12 01 2010
toony

Who is SJP?

12 01 2010
Topcrumpet

Is she responsible for popularising those riidiculous gladiator sandals? Shoot to kill.

13 01 2010
Ghengis

We still need to see the McMansion, in the post in the near future

13 01 2010
Azza

I think my cousin basis her life on Carrie Bradshaw. She loves the show and makes it known to people that she loves designer clothing and shoes. She has an older rich man in her life and everything!! Not sure this one is a coincidence or not…. haha.

13 01 2010
dazz

Absolute Gold, Thanks TBL, A+++ effort.
I was wondering what all the fuss over SJP was??
how about a crystals, spiritual healing, ancient adopting religion post since bogan men have already found GOD.

15 01 2010
bogankings

Fiona you are from frankston not Toorak so please stop posting. I have lived in Toorak it sucks the people are poo and it is nothing to be proud of. So get over it.

15 01 2010
bogankings

Ow, and as for SJP she is very ugly, money grabbing, materialistic, dumb, shallow, offensive, contrary, ignorant, selfish, and tasteless which makes her the biggest bogan icon of all time after Princess Mary well done!!!

23 01 2010
Pellegrino

Ah, a post that confirms my non-boganic state. I’ve never understood Sarah Jessica Parker’s appeal, even when she was playing a supposedly free-spirited babe in LA Story many many moons ago. I think Jeremy Clarkson summed her up on an episode of Top Gear one time; “She looks like a boiled horse.”

26 01 2010
Perth bogan observor

Skyshows (large fireworks displays). Just picked my way home through a sea of bogans on their way home from the Perth Australia Day Skyshow. They just love listening to Diesel, Shania Twain, Ice House and waiting for that Bad Boy at the end.

14 02 2010
Fail

This “article” merely reflects some ill seeded insecurity of the writer in relation to SJP… not bogans.

Attempting to relate it to bogans merely covers the direct problem this person has with her.

Amusing though.

5 08 2010
AntiPajero

I posit that Entourage is the dude’s version of Sex and the City.
The idea of being a superstar for nothing in particular must surely tap into the bogan’s inner axiom that it belongs not in McEstate Garden Heights, but on that coast, in that sweet crib, with those rides, and surrounded by all those giggling blonde tits.
It would maintain a breathless sycophance of minions who perform all manner of favour like cooking, driving, cleaning and all the not-necessarily-not-awesome-workish stuff for his “career”. For free, of course. They’re just that happy to do it all to keep the bogan in perpetual awesomeness, ‘coz the bogan is just that damn awesome. Why doesn’t the rest of the world see it that way? Surely at least, other bogans would.
The bogan might even be so magnanimous as to pick the 3 most deserving of its herd to honour with honorary titles of Entourage character-likeness. And if the bogan ever faces the prospect of a fall from awesomeness, it has its secret weapon: an Aussie flag cape, an Aussie accent, and the incantation “I’m an Aussie, mate. How’ya goin’?” which must surely put it above all others in Hollywoodland. It would be the only Aussie even trying out its awesomeness there, wouldn’t it?

20 09 2010
Lord Boofhead

Worst of all Sins is the fact that that vile show of hers is partially responsible for Cashed up Bogans thinking that inner City living is all the rage!

They all think they are Carrie or Samantha from Sex and the City when in all reality they are actually much more like Kath and Kim!

I truly with they would kindly get the fuck out of my suburbs and stop whinging about the pubs I go to being too loud and fuck off back to the suburban hell hole that spawned them…

22 05 2011
franz chong

That show of hers is vile indeed.It makes Winners and Losers look good by comparison and not the fake copy it tries to be of Sarah Jessica Parkers Sex and the City.

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