#261 – The Business Class Boast
#256 – Superfluous Ingredient Descriptors
#245 – The Makers of ‘The Hangover’
#243 – Perspective-Based Photography at Famous Landmarks
#239 – Talking About Joining the Army
#222 – Walking Between Train Carriages
#217 – Driving Like a Fucking Idiot
#214 – Complaining About Facebook
#213 – Other People’s Backyards
#201 – Palazzo Versace Australia
#199 – Decrying Corrupt FIFA Executives
#198 – Losing Weight for Summer
#195 – Impersonating someone who impersonated someone who impersonated Mark Read
#192 – Theoretical Cunnilingus (V-lick)
#191 – Angus Beef
#172 – Unsolicited Music Requests
#171 – Being a Pro Photographer
#163 – Executive Consultant Account Coordination Management
#162 – Footpaths Outside Nightclubs
#159 – Australia’s First Female Prime Minister
#156 – All Things Fast and/or Furious
#151 – Clashing With Reporters
#140 – Ill-Informed Analysis of the Qu’ran
#115 – Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton
#89 – Their Children on Facebook
#85 – Residential Property Investment
#74 – Border Security: Australia’s Front Line
#60 – Going to Work in the Mines
#59 – Joining Moronic Facebook Groups
#47 – “Fuck Off, We’re Full” Stickers
#44 – Weddings: The Buck’s/The Hen’s
#43 – Weddings: The Preparations
#39 – “Political Correctness Gone Mad”
#33 – The Australian Victory at Gallipoli
#23 – Locally Produced, Foreign Label Beer
#18 – Petrol Consumption as Recreation
#15 – Personalised Numberplates
#14 – Sexualising Their Children
#13 – Misspelling Their Kids’ Names
#10 – Last Year’s Designer Drug
#7 – Books; After the Film Release
#6 – Prefacing Racist Statements With “I’m not racist but…’
#4 – No Deposit, No Interest, No Repayments for 18 Months!
#2 – Buddhist Iconography as Home Furnishings
classifying sport stars as “heroes”
Yeah, sorry but I think the Ancient Greeks came up with that…
You could write an article about Bogan word usage, such as using “loose” in place of “lose”?
Hmmm don’t think so, but I’m as guilty of typos and malapropisms as the next person…
This cunt’s obviously a bogan
brilliant.
CUB. Cashed Up Bogan. Old school bogan’s had flannies, loved the chisel & shagged in the back of a panel van. These new bogans are lame.
They’re quite ghastly aren’t they. At least the old school bogan knew it’s place and was quite aware and comfortable with how inferior it was. Well, maybe not completely, but relatively speaking.
Just wondering: do you prefer your ‘bogans’ poor? If they are rich, does that really offend you?
Well Poor Bogans had an excuse for being culturally deprived. The CUB has no such excuse…
your just a bunch a soft cock snob cunts
Thanks for playing! TBL
Evidence of an electronic engineer hard at work reprogramming a back end server while wearing Ed Hardy and those horrid raban slipper/shoe things might constitute an adequate riposte but alas this is what we get – further proof of devolution *sigh*
*you’re*
I wouldn’t put it that way but I have to say that there is a lot of stuff on this website that I get angry about. I mean, I hate racism and this website is full of the most ridiculous racist comments imaginable.
PS I don’t think you can simultaneously be a cock and a cunt unless you are a hermaphrodite…
Can you incorporate this as a real-life example somewhere??
You are is You’re NOT your
Dr Dre Headphones
Him – “Everlast” shirt, sweater or singlet. Her – D & G on the rims of her glasses, Vehicle – “My Family” stick figure stickers. Welcome to Melbourne outer south-east.
Calling people “haters”. When I become President there will be mandatory sentencing for this. Possibly with some kind of corporal punishment involved.
oh god yes. along with using the term ‘un-australian’, i disregard anything said by someone who calls people ‘haters’.
“Un-Australian” makes me want to reach for the vom bucket. When you boil it all down it is such an arrogant and bigoted thing to say.
It’s a term used to justify their mob mentality. I take it as a compliment because it means I am not following anything vaguely resembling bogan terminology.
It has become a bit much.
Anything some 20 cent millionaire doesnt agree with they automatically label it bogan. Things Aussies and Wogs have done for years.
There are a few people on this website who label anything ‘bogan’ just because they feel like it.
Pffft half the people on this site fit in to the category of hipster.
That’s 1000000 times worse than bogen could ever be. lol
I’m sorry but just like the poor bogan, you have been labeled also
*waits for ” things hipsters hate site to pop up’
bit behind there – it’s already been done – look up ‘stuff white people like’ – I think there’s a link to it on this site
On the very reasonable assumption that there IS intelligent life “out there”, with high-speed (trans light speed) capability, why are “they” not visiting us and assisting in our development?
. . . They read sites like this, do the basic research, and come to the inevitable conclusion; “avoid that third inhabitable planet, around “that” star on the outer western spiral of “that” Galaxy – they are all nutters / ferals / NOT “Mostly Harmless”!!
Boys and Girls – welcome to the equivalent of the Galactic Boondocks / Trailer Park!
G-Star Raw (?)
Hideous
Deep fat fryers (in their own home).
Mirrored wardrobe doors.
A perception that minorities (esp. Aborigines and Muslims) get special treatment from the government and cannot be convinced otherwise despite piles of evidence to the contrary.
A sense of pride in being ignorant.
Scientists and intellectuals are elitist wankers trying to destroy the “Australian way of life”. Except for the ones that invent the stuff they like.
I own a deep fryer. With it I make french fries, doughnuts and tempura. My wife makes whitebait fritters and Dutch doughnuts.
Seriously, does owning a deep fryer (and using it) make me a bogan?
Actually what is a bogan? How can you be sure this category even exists?
Jesse
Hope you have good health insurance and an annual angiogram !
I also hope you have a Greesy Spoon size extractor fan . all those fat fumes condense on the wall cupboards ceiling, yuckm immagine trying to paint the place
Jesse,
Do you own a Dutch Oven?
Same here I cook all sorts of stuff in mine,
In fact the average bogan gets his greasy food cooked at the local take away….
I use it once in a blue moon but there is some shit you just can’t cook any other way…
The bogan sees the deepfryer as the ultimate kitchen appliance……it can cook all their favourite foods. Defiantly a bogan measurement. It ticks all the boxes.
someones jealous that they have to pay us bogan tradies to come out and fix there house/cars/ect while there sitting in there 9-5 desk job wondering if there wives are staying faithful to them, thats another thing we like saying bogan proud
TBL #872. Being Slow On The Uptake.
This one has taken eighteen months to work out he has been insulted. Awesone work.
Awesome. Damn!
Hey that’s ok, BP. My address book has more than enough tradies who wipe their feet at the front door, don’t fantasise about shagging my wife and can communicate at a fourth-grade plus level. You can go, now.
Um, just because you’re a tradie it doesn’t make you a bogan? Also, there are fucking millions of bogans in desk jobs, it is a very bogan profession as well!
also, your comment didn’t make any sense, why would the wives of a non-bogan cheat? :S
Tom, Same reason any one cheats, its exciting variety
*someone’s, *their, *they’re, *their, *that’s.
Another trait for a bogan:
Someone who doesn’t know the difference between there, their and they’re and doesn’t place an apostrophe where necessary.
Actually, that’s not necessarily an indication of anything. People who type fast make mistakes with spelling. A spelling error on a blog posting isn’t very serious….
People who are obsessed by trivia realy need to go spend some quality time looking for a life. Most likely they wouldn’t recognise it when they found it.
These type fold the ends of the toilet paper and paper napkins, they wear the paint of their cars by washing the objects of their adulation twice a week.
Most likely have air freshners in every room and alcohol hand gel dispensers along side.
Most often you will find they have un-naturally tidy desk tops saying to anyone who listen that an orderly desk is the sign of an orderly mind.
I prefer to trell them that an empty desk is the sign of an empty mind !
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dear Author of Things Bogans Like, whoever you are:
will you marry me?
We’d say yes, but there are six of us. That would be illegal. Or Mormon. And icky. TBL
TBL was that ment to be Icky or Sticky ?
Sophie, why do you want to marry the author (s) of this website?? Do you love prejudice that much?? Do you hate bogans that much?? If so, tell us why!
Sticky !
Australian Bogans love slagging off the Australian / Queensland Labour Party (USA democrat equivalent) as though that makes ’em upper class!
I think they got this from America where 200 billion workers seem to vote for a party that would never return their phone calls just coz they hate abortions!
1. Holden Commodores
2. Supre
3.Young Boys putting tips in their hair
4. Bieber Fever
5. “No Offence”
6. Darren to Dazza, Shane to Shazza, and any nickname
Imprted rice burners are far worse than Commodores, more bogan these days too.
Actually, anyone who drives a car is a bogan!! If you don’t want to be a bogan, you should walk, ride a bike, take a bus, train or taxi.
Private car ownership is the most bogan thing in the world
(PS I am just stirring. I know that ‘bogan’ is just an invented word and there’s not really any such thing!)
omg Shazza is only Sharon to me! Do some people abbreviate Shane to Shazza?? Are you telling me that shane warne is really shazza warnie??
sounds totes middle easten to me!
Twitter. The Logies are currently outtrending Osama ffs.
#226. Posting numerous responses on blogs.
hey, that’s me!
Faux Wheel Drives – Ostentatious vehicles for the boguette to drive La-a and Munique to school before making a quick trip to DFO.
the salvos
No way are the Salvos bogan. The salvos transcend all class categories!!
More Hipsters there these days. And private run second hand clothes shop owners buying stuff to sell to even more stupid hipsters for 5 times the price..
Bogan teenage girls with fake nails, hair extensions, hitched-up school skirts and splotchy fake-tan. Sigh. Does it ever end?
-Owning more cars than they need
-Complaining about the price of petrol
-Not believing in climate change
-Complaining about the cost of living (Foxtel is a necessity ya know)
Soft roader cars
Wearing track suit pants as formal attire
Gold chunky bracelets
Most tattoos
supposedly cute small noisy dogs that shit everywhere
Massive “home theatre” televisions
the expression “love youse” as a farewell
Houses with fake columns at the front door
Perms on males
Fake Tan
Hip hop style baseball cap
smoking a cigarette right down to the but using three fingers to hold it, with the back of your hand facing away from you.
Being the special one in your family because you have an inside dunny (cashed up bogan)
Zanerobe/Lonsdale T-shirts
Australia love it or leave it car sticker
Having a bulky upper body and skinny legs (from weights/boxing training)
Not getting why a very strong dollar is bad news
One for your list: Brighton.
…and if they make it to London, spending all their time at the Walkabout getting drunk with other bogan Aussies
Can we add planking to the list too?
please do. it doesn’t get any more bogan than that!
Spending a gap year in London
Are you on day release again Jesse?
Simon, It is Jesse’s Good Behaviour Reward. That and a Koala stamp on the back of the left hand !
If she does it for a whole week she gets a gold stick on star on her homework book.
And Dozer gets to give him #124 when he returns to the facility.
Gap year is a Private School Kiddy/Hipster thing.
Plus one has to go to Uni to have a ‘Gap Year’…
‘Asian’ Food – I work in a Malaysian restaurant and I wish i get a dollar for every bogan who comes in and ask if we sell dim sims. And when they find out that we don’t they start asking me about Chinese food ‘staples’ like sweet and sour pork/ honey chicken and then move on to Thai food items like Pad Thai. They usually settle for a special fried rice and some ‘roti bread’ and (mild) curry. You would think that they would have read the menu before coming into the restaurant but who am I kidding, they probably don’t understand half of it anyway.
They probably think that since all Asian people look the same, their food must be similar too.
PEOPLE WHO SAY “YOUS” / “YOUZ” / “YAS” (and I assume they’re NOT referring to more than one female sheep, which would be actually be “ewes”).
calling problems on the news a “debarkle”
Jen,
Is that not what they do to noisey dogs ?
Party planning (and the misconception they will get rich from it). This applies more specifically to the females.
Debutante balls
didn’t think debutantes had balls ?
pretty sure that list covers everyone.. we are all a bogan in someones eyes….
What about roadside memorials to their now-dead drunk-driver friends, complete with football scarves and Jim Beam cans? Bogan Gold!
There’s a whole article right there.
Well, correct me if I am wrong here, but don’t bogan’s like taking the piss out of things? Which is what most of you crew on here are doing is it not?
Egads they display Bogan tendencies ha ha.
Signed; 6ft of pure Bogan
The bogue is strong in this one.
The smug is strong with this one
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHHA
Agreed, Nurse. And the sad little P-plated rice-rocket pilots are almost always lauded in the local press as “promising football players”. Like I give a sh!t.
This seems insensitive. If someone erects a memorial to a loved one who has died, I don’t think there’s any reason to attack them. It is a cheap shot to label everyone who has died in traffic accidents as a “drunk-driver”. It is pretty mean-spirited!!
Just spare us the roadside monuments to Self-Stupidity then
Cadel Evans
Reading these articles is like watching a Chimpanzee playing with a scientific calculator. The Baboons, Monkeys and Apes all watch on in awe…. For God’s sake get some Kierkegaard into yourselves TBL.
Is Kierkergaard the same 70-proof as Jagermeister?
Only Pussies drink Jagermeister.
Real men drink “Pure Polish Spirit” 140 Proof
What is Jagermeister ?
undergraduate
Kierkegaard is a plagarist and a christian
Cretin
Plagarism is ok, TBL wouldn’t even exist without it. We all know the Authors of TBL blatantly copied Stuff White People Like with their Socialist twist….
You first year Uni types are such fun.
can you switch fender stratocasters for “cheap knockoff guitars” or “guitars with flame designs painted on”.
another bogan list is “sending only the smart kid to high school”
Burning & looting London!!!!
Calling yourself a “professional” just because you do a white collar job.
Martin,
Great idea but i would go further and make it simply
any one : who describes themself as a professional.
I don’t know much about engineering but I’m pretty sure I’d be happy for most of them to call themselves professionals. I’ve a good idea how hard it is having dropped out of mech eng. Same with high level surgeons. GPs, no.
But for the most part it’s like working at channel nein and calling yourself a journalist.
Oh, James Hunter, I would go even further and make it simply any one : (sic) who describes themselves as talent (based on an appearance of Australia’s Got Talent).
Anyone who says “Yous” / “Youz” (and my guess is they’re not talking about more than one female sheep, which would in fact be “ewes”).
My dad loves to tell the story of when he was teaching, he was going to yell at a kid called Hughes. Walks into the classroom and says “Hughes, stand up!”
The whole class stood up.
That was 50 years ago. I call Old School Bogan on that one.
Yes, and anyone else named Lulu…
When are you Fabians going to write an article on Trade Unions ? This is the Institution that defines the Bogan. It is the University in which we are taught that the world owes us everything.
1. Thinking that the Mad Max trilogy is a lifestyle documentary, and Jersey Shore is ‘lifestyles of the rich and famous’… to be aspired to.
2. Having Zyzz as a role model (or Katie Price, if you are a boganita).
3. failing to understand that all the cars at Bathurst are THE SAME FUCKING CAR, just some are red and some are blue (confused by the slightly different shaped headlights).
4. Thinking that using terms like ‘Mirrin’ and ‘Jelly’ makes them cool.
5. Telling you the story of their tattoo.
6. Telling you about how much fun they had in London – going to The Church, the running of the bulls, the Bavarian beerfest, and then travelling round Europe in a kombi for 2 months before heading back to Oz. Via Thailand.
7. Watching ‘Outrageous Fortune’ ritually, then posting about it on Facebook.
8. Thinking it’s really funny to walk around London wearing a t-shirt that says “I support The All Blacks/Wallabies (pick personally relevent bogan rugby heroes) … and anyone playing against England”.
9. Believe that hanging a tarp along the edge of the deck is home renovation
10. Believe that lino and formica are perfectly acceptable products for home and pub
11. Beleive that a rats tail or platted pony-tail are acceptable hair styles for men (and are secretly waiting for the mullet to make a comeback).
12. Fail to understand why ‘The Castle’ is such a funny movie.
So sick of seeing naked baby photoshots on Facebook. Trying to to look classy in black and white, and little Kodi-May wearing only a hat. SO BOGAN!
JET SKIERS
Yep, Bogans love certainty. You should hear some of the footy journos whinging about how they have to wait until the end of the year to find out what people like Tom Scully and Mick Malthouse are going to be doing next year. They want it to be like the NRL where players and coaches often announce that they’ll be moving on at the end of the season well before the season is over. But what difference does it make if you find out now or later on?
How about a “Things Muzzas Like” list? I’d do it myself but I don’t know enough about them,
Oh man you guys are so lame. I know you’re think you’re cool and I understand your need to set yourselves apart from the degenerate mass of convict trash that makes up the naturalized population of this country. However, the fact is that you are all the same, and that is stupid vulgar trash.
Glamour photos!
Bloody Ella!
It’s #32
The first Underbelly wasn’t great but it was watchable. The sequels have been terrible. Anyone wanting to make good Australian crime dramas should use the ABC’s Blue Murder or the film Animal Kingdom as their templates.
Hipsters like St Paddy’s Day too:http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/16/89-saint-patricks-day/
As for Guinness, I drank it once. Once!
So if hipsters and bogans like St Patrick’s Day who doesn’t?
Re certainty: How upset was the media with Ross Lyon? They obviously resented the fact that he left StKilda for Freo because
a) He blindsided them.
b) They didn’t leak the story first
c) They missed out on speculating about Mark Harvey getting the sack, which they love to do because when they speculate about a coach getting sacked and then he gets sacked it makes them feel important.
I’m surprised ‘planking’ hasn’t made the list yet. I like my bogans inanimate, goddammit.
giving cunts shit for not having a mullet
there should be whole entries for JB HI FI and JJJ.
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pet walking sping.
So it’s YOU who writes Asian t shirt statements…..
You can add the Royal Melbourne Show as a thing Bogans Like. I went there today and my God the Bogans were disproportionately represented. I reckon there’s another website in it. It could be like the People of Walmart site and feature user-submitted photos of overweight, poorly dressed, or awkward looking people at the various Royal Shows from around Australia. It’d be hilarious.
Since you were there, doesn’t that make you a bogan?? If ‘attendance at the royal melbourne show’ is something that you are proposing is an indicator of boganity, then you just ticked that box, huh?
– Not understanding why Kath and Kim is funny. To them it’s just like watching a documentary of their own lives.
Aren’t The Castle and Kath and Kim only funny to bogans?? I thought that anyone who wasn’t a bogan would just cringe at watching these shows!!
I think The Castle is loved by most Australians, whereas Kath & Kim fell into the “beating a dead horse” category a long time ago… so is therefore almost exclusively loved by just the bogans.
They love the idea of the sex offender registry and capital punishment.
Shayne, according to this website, you have a bogan-rogan ‘y’ in your name.
If you don’t want to be bogan, you have to change your name to Shane
Beer ads: Full of Bogan males and females who look like models, because life’s like that.
I must admit to loveing the Deer, Beer add. esp’ the 3 or 4 does in the rest room and the kiss at the window. sweet.
I think the more disturbing trend I’ve seen lately comes from facebook photos of the bogan male posting a picture of himself with his mates, completely naked, holding and covering his ball sack and dick up with his hand while posing in some erotic fashion. It boggles my mind that this isn’t deemed gay at all with their usually rampant homophobic attitudes, just crazy good LOL fun with ur mates. Fucking idiots.
Needs a listing for golf – the latest bogan obsession
You need to talk to martin…
I would have thought that if you wanted to invent a bogan sport, it would be cycling?
Jesse,
Be careful, Simon has cycled the French Alps.
Indeed I did, and I’m here to tell you no Aussie bogan would, far too hard. And what’s with those people not speaking English or having proper food?
I noticed Thailand on the list but how about the sudden emergence of Bogan Travel Experts on Bali …not that I’m a travel snob but please no more banging on about understanding the culture of Indonesia when all you did was get maggoted in Kuta.
Also….Thomas Sabo/Pandora jewellery.
pandora is already on the list – number 117.
The Gold Coast…bogan paradise
C’mon TBL the silence is deafening. We know you are all tied up Occupying Melbourne, but I’m getting desperate for my fix…
The show Wipeout should be on here. It’s a poor man’s MXC or takeshi’s castle.
Please check out todays Sydney Morning Herald ( or The AGE equivalent) sporned on the Gold Coast it epitomises Bogan Bliss – “My Family ” stickers for the back window of your boganmobile at a littlemore than the cost of a macfamily meal you can project to the world your brady bunch togetherness.
http://smh.drive.com.au/motor-news/despite-the-criticism-creative-couple-stick-by-bumper-idea-20111025-1mi8j.html
Being able to dish it, but unable to take it.
Case in point: The outraged bogan stupigasm over the Simpsons episode that laughed at Australia.
Unsubscribe. TBL is getting boring.
Yeah I agree. This website seems to be four of five guys reiterating the same bigoted crap ad infinitum. Bogans don’t even exist. People who are defensive or insecure just invented them to make themselves feel superior or something…
Jesse’
I resemble that remark.
I think maybe you are part of a Libtard takeover funded by Foney Rabbits slushpuppy fund ?
In any case as you havent come back to me about Thomas Malthus and his essays on population I am Miffed.
Simon has cycled the French Alps.
Good news. France Russia and China no longer have positve population growth.
See some one else read Thomasd Malthus!!!
Enlighten your self, go visit my website. We are taking bookings for christmas new year parties NOW
what is a libtard?? A libertarian crossed with a retard?? I only admit to being a libertarian, not a retard! Thimas Malthus was a libertarian (yey) but he was also, unfortunately a retard (nay)
Liberal and Bastard I believe.
Malthus did get some things ,like the corn laws , wrong but then he was both a minister of religion and a member of parliament ! Only need to look at foney rabbit and he only trained to be a priest ! just something else he never got right !
A libtard is a latte lefty, chardonnay socialist, hipster and so on.
I think “LOL” should be on this list.
This site is a quintessence of bogany. Get a life.
Boganity.
Mick,
Maybe Bogany is the town where Bogans practice their Boganity ?
Cycling is actually the ultimate anti-bogan sport. It doesn’t use up any petrol or other fossil fuels, it requires fitness and endurance, lycra (which the bogan is undoubtedly wont to say something homophobic about), paying a reasonable amount of money for something other than a car with a V8 engine or a huge TV, and most rides take a few hours, more time than the bogan is prepared to invest in anything besides watching the Bathurst 1000.
Cycling definitely doesn’t involve lycra and nor does it involve “paying a reasonable amount of money”.
Cycling is cheap and lycra free!
Jesse,
Lycra is to encourage audience participation.
http://www.cyclery.com.au/our-bikes-bicycle-store-australia-bicycle-shop-sydney-bike-shop-Madone-6.9-SSL_bike-detail_7185
The bogan can buy like, 600 Ed Hardy T-Shirts for that price!
Things Bogan’s like? Making a comment on how you must be ‘sexually frustrated’ if they catch you peeling the label off your beer. Like, that is the be all and end all of psychological theory – watch out Freud.
What say you about those that stick their toungs into the end of their beer bottles inbetween pouring the thin stream of golden juice down their gullets ? Jung would grow old Adler would be addled anf Freud would think it a fraud ?
Kyle Fucking Sandilands.
Has anyone seen the TV commercial for Blue print homes over in Western Australia? Appeals to bogan families and their craving of McMansion homes, check it out here for laugh;
http://www.blueprinthomes.com.au
Is the dad wearing a travisty t-shirt?
“and with all the money I save I can buy some new toys!”.. typical bogan philosophy..
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I must say I am quite shocked TBL has left out the one of bogan’s favourite things. You’ve touched on it briefly, and I was given a glimmer of hope thinking it would be expanded upon at a later date. Unfortuntely not. I am suprised TBL has mentioned racism and homophobia without sexism. Sexism and misogyny is a huge part of the bogan landscape.
TBL #250: Rigid gender roles.
Steve,
Kyle (is fucked ) Sandilands ?
I dunno. I used to find this site amusing a year or two ago but recently I reckon it’s been going downhill. I agree the old flannelette shirt, mullet, VB, packet of Winfield stereotype is becoming increasingly irrelevant but I can’t help thinking you’re trying to completely redefine the word “bogan”. This site also seems to be showing more of a political agenda. I’m no fan of Andrew Bolt but I can see two sides to that one. Despite all the howls of “political correctness gone mad” I don’t think it’s quite as simple as he’s been shown to be a racist in court and only a bogan would think otherwise. Besides isn’t saying “this is my point of view and anyone who disagrees is a bogan” pretty much the same as a “bogan” saying “this is my point of view and anyone who disagrees is a faggot”? Btw if this site goes full circle and turns in on itself to the point where everyone’s a bogan I saw it coming.
Yes, bogans and non-bogan civil libertarians found themselves oddly aligned on the Bolt case – it was an amusing alliance. TBL
like a once in a thousand year alignment of the stars ?
How about Bali as a holiday destination and Bintang singlets
thailand/bali, bintang/singha whatever.
Rugby League is as bogan as you can get
footy is footy is footy, it’s hard to pick one over another.
I have proven extensively in other comments that the New Age Bogan with which this blog is chiefly concerned, likes soccer.
2Day FM & TipleM
Oh yeah, Black SUV’s & 4WD’s some with bull bars used by mothers to pick up kids from school.
You were smugly correcting someone on “your” versus “you’re”, but you’re using apostrophes on plurals. Yikes. TBL
Good hit, TBL,
Down with Padants and Grammer Nazis
Simon,moar and everyone else,
Best of the New Year to everyone.
MrsH and I have just come back from an emergency visit to th 24/7 vet.
Our youngest Beagle (3 1/2 judt died from we think a hearty attack.
We are both devastated.
Ouch, sorry to hear that James.
Happy New Year to youse, and TBL, hope TBL keeps the posts coming. But I’ll forgive them if they don’t seeing as there are so many.
Thanks,
Martin
That sucks JH. All the best to you and the Mrs H. Stay well.
Thanks, Simon, Sucks Big Time.
aww jesus. so sorry to hear that.
too young.
belated comiserations.
the tragedy of owning pure breeds.
Surprising to find no Summernats in the list- What I thought to be the Ultimate gathering of the Bogan, with all the symptoms-
Driving like Fucking Idiots in “Holdens”
Live Aussie Hip Hop
Oceans of Personalised Number Plates
“Go catch some real Criminals!!!!”
to name a few
How would you like to contribute your content to a hottest100.com.au and the anti bogan page???
Pro dick,
Why for dost though ask ?
My personal bogan favourite is people that use ‘f’ at the beginning of a word insead of ‘th’. Some examples include, but are not limited to:
Fink – Think
Fanks – Thanks
Firsty -Thirsty
Featre -Theatre
Firty – Thirty
Fick – Thick
…oh I could go on forever. Are they lazy or just illiterate…or both?
Just as bad are thos who drop their “H”‘s ?
Neither. When I was in school, we were taught phonics. They don’t do this anymore, sadly.
The articulation of speech is a skill, and skills are the result of education. Some sounds are harder to form than others. The “th” sound is one of them. In their formative years, teachers and parents either oblige children to repeat until they have it right, or say “Eh, that’s near enough”. Consequently some people never learn to pronounce some of the diphthongs.
Some numpties may even decide that a child’s speech impediment is cute and not only fail to remedy it, but encourage it. Something which is adorable in a ten year old, is pitiable in a thirty year old.
Irregularities in the formation of the buccal cavity, particularly the hard palette, make certain sounds harder or impossible to learn.
hehe…come to the Pilbara. Lots of chatter on radios makes the poor speech stand out even more.
Lots of Penriff Panfers supporters out here.
Things that TBL likes :
1) Hippy Skulls Burning the Flag.
* Having an irrational hatred of specific reality TV contestants…. yeah
# 251 – Bintang singlets
Saying ‘oh no she didn’t’ over and over
polluting buses with their phone music
sitting in bus malls in large numbers
asking for ‘a ciggy’
missing teeth
“Oh no she didn’t” *clicks fingers*
Quick, can somebody grab me a ciggy and my missing molar.
Things TBL Likes :
#2 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUFKZBpFTY
A proficient and knowledgable Socialist.
# 252 – My Kitchen Rules
braking shit
Bogan girls with necklaces with their names on. Do they need to remind themselves in moments of clarity?
#252 Taking the bait
http://www.news.com.au/national/fury-at-anzac-day-centenary-divisive-fears/story-e6frfkvr-1226309777159
Arrkh Jimmmy , too much infomation.
I expected this list to be funny, but it was pretty unamusing. Many of the items listed aren’t representative of the bogan population, so it’s not accurate enough to be humorous. Take a trip out to Blacktown and do some research.
Dear anonymous, righteous web surfer,
Some of the titles are deliberate decoys. All are hyperlinks to articles that explain in detail. However, we agree with all of your points, and are willing to offer you a 100% refund on your money. TBL
ahhhh, you gotta love that TBL money back guarentee! I wont shop anywhere else for Bogan opinions. This site is headed for greatness. time to list on the ASX lads!
Headed for greatness ??
This website is now about as popular as the Fabian Federal Government. I suspect the lads have packed up and headed for France. Socialists are giving away money there now. Get on the Bandwagon !!
Things bogans like: Murdoch daily tabloids. Simplistic solutions to complex international geo political issues eg. Why don’t we just nuke the Middle East?