We here at Things Bogans Like have long stated the case that central to the bogans’ entire existence is the pursuit of fame. Celebrity. Adoration. Or at the very least, a professional photo. What this means is that nuptials have become something of a bogan rite-of-passage. It is the culmination of everything the bogan lives for. It is the school deb on smack. The bride is a celebrity for a day. The groom is resplendent in whatever his bride made him wear to match the bridesmaids. Everyone lavishes attention – and money on the happy couple. And everything is done HUGE.
We here at Things Bogans Like are on a mission to educate you, the reader, about the pitfalls of society created by the nouveau bogan. Weddings deserve special attention. So welcome to our week-long investigation – starting tomorrow – into the social, cultural and sartorial phenomenon that is bogan weddings.