At the end of last century, a new form of comedy appeared on the landscape. It was visual, it was taboo, and it was about two blokes making stuff out of their dicks. The female bogan was enthralled, and thanks largely to them, the “Puppetry of the Penis” stage show became a national hit. The excited female bogan often dragged its husband or partner along to the show, though he felt conflicted as he left the house. Firstly, it meant that his wife was likely to spend the evening positively regarding other penises. Secondly, he too would have to spend much of the night looking at other penises. And lastly, the impact of the evening on his prospects of using his own penis on his female bogan was unclear.
As the night commenced, the male and the female bogan were feeling very differently to each other. But, the performers held out an olive branch of sorts to the male bogan. They offered instruction on how the male bogan could also make stuff out of their own dicks. Slowly, there was a convergence of emotion between the two bogan genders. Considerable time was spent tutoring on the finer points of a configuration known as “the hamburger”, while a touch of the exotic was conferred via some tips on “the Eiffel Tower”. While the female bogan roared in appreciation of the show, the possibilities began to dawn on the male. He took longer glances at the penises of the performers, his self-consciousness at being seen to be looking at gay stuff gradually abating.
By the end of the performance, the female bogans were viewing the penis in a more enthusiastic light than they had in years. Meanwhile, the male bogan had carefully memorised how to configure his genitalia into the “Wrist watch”, “Pelican”, and “Loch Ness Monster”. It promised to be an acrobatic evening back at the bogan residence.
In the subsequent days after the performance, the female bogan raved to her friends about what a great show it was, imploring them to attend. The male bogan sat on the couch, brow furrowed, attempting to figure out an acceptably heterosexual way of endorsing the show that temporarily reignited his sex life to his mates.